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All Time Soccer Tourney Group B Joneseed v. Brady Marino (1 Viewer)

Factoring in managers, which team has better offensive subs? Which team has better defensive subs?

  • jonessed has better offensive and defensive subs.

    Votes: 7 30.4%

  • Brady Marino has better offensive and defensive subs.

    Votes: 7 30.4%

  • jonessed has better offensive subs, but Brady Marino has better defensive subs.

    Votes: 7 30.4%

  • Brady Marino has better offensive subs, but jonessed has better defensive subs.

    Votes: 2 8.7%
  • Total voters
    23
I officially don't care what happens because I picked good horses today in the Derby and walked home with about a $200 profit.

I can pick horses better than soccer players, so you 18 b*tches that think Pele will sodomize my defense like a Bill Clinton intern can all SUCK IT.

:drunkymarino:

 
Roll one

17- Owner ejected

" Brady Moreno has been sent home! He was drunk and mad nobody liked his selections, he's gone overboard!"

 
Roll 2

14 - goal conceded

"Cristiano gives the ball away cheaply, Gullit picks up the ball and sends Pele free one on one and he nestled the ball into the bottom right corner"

1-0 jonssed real United sc

 
Roll 3

28 - false rollers sent to North Korean gulag

"One fan was being particularly hostile to the DPRM and tried to roll false dice. He will spend a lovely holiday chopping down trees near Hwapyong."

 
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Let's get it over with.

May just say "#### it" going forward with a DM. Moving Vidal to DM didn't exactly do wonders in the polls.

 
Bonuses: 

jonessed:  Chance creation, finishing, defense, offensive substitution

Brady Marino:  counter penalty

jonessed roll order:

Advantage

Advantage

Advantage

Neutral

Neutral

Disadvantage

Brady Marion roll order

  1. Advantage
  2. Disadvantage
  3. Disadvantage
  4. Disadvantage
  5. Neutral
  6. Neutral
 
Die Roll



Advantage



Neutral



Disadvantage



1



Goal



Goal



Goal



2



Goal



Goal



Set Piece Earned



3



Goal



PK Earned



Set Piece Earned



4



Goal



Set Piece Earned



Opponent Cautioned



5



PK Earned



Set Piece Earned



Opponent Cautioned



6



Set Piece Earned



Scoring Chance Off Post



Scoring Chance Off Post



7



Set Piece Earned



Scoring Chance Saved



Scoring Chance Saved



8



Opponent Cautioned



Opponent Cautioned



Player Cautioned



9



Opponent Sent Off



Opponent Cautioned



Player Sent Off



10



Scoring Chance Off Post



No Action



Scoring Chance Conceded



11



Scoring Chance Saved



No Action



Scoring Chance Conceded



12



Scoring Chance Offside



Player Cautioned



No Action



13



No Action



Player Cautioned



No Action



14



No Action



Counter*



Set Piece Conceded



15



Counter*



Set Piece Conceded



Set Piece Conceded



16



Counter*



Set Piece Conceded



Set Piece Conceded



17



Set Piece Conceded



Set Piece Conceded



PK Conceded



18



Set Piece Conceded



Set Piece Conceded



Own Goal



19



Set Piece Conceded



Own Goal Conceded



Goal Conceded



20



Own Goal Conceded



Goal Conceded



Goal Conceded


 
jonessed Roll 1 Advantage
1d20
20  Own Goal Conceded
Rijkaard tries a diagonal ball to Donadoni, but it's picked off and played quickly to Gento.  Gento turns on the jets and gets past Zambrotta to the jonessed end line and plays a dangerous cross in.  Chiellini slides in to try to clear, but the ball can only deflect past a stranded Maier.  An inauspicious start for team jonessed!

jonessed 0- 1 Brady Marino

 
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I'm not a math wiz but is there any truth to the rumor that Brady Marino can actually get relegated tonight?

 
Brady Marino Roll 1 Advantage
1d20
9  Opponent Sent Off

jonessed Red Card Roll.
1d10
9  Ruud Gullit
Oh, my stars.  John Terry says something to Ruud Gullit off the ball and it is not appreciated!  Gullit elbows Terry in the neck, but the referee has seen it!  Gullit is sent off!

Note:  Jonessed's advantage rolls and Brady Marino's Disadvantage rolls will now all be Neutral rolls.

 
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jonessed Roll 2 (Advantage downgraded to Neutral)
1d20
14 Counter (inapplicable)
Pele is dispossessed attempting to dribble through the heart of the Brady Marino defense.  Didi attempts a quick ball over the top to Ronaldo, but it runs too far for a goal kick ...

 
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Brady Roll 2 (Disadvantage upgraded to Neutral)
1d20
14 counter*

jonessed counter roll (1,2, or 3 scores)
1d6
5
Cafu breaks down the right flank on the overlap and fires in a cross, but Maier claims easily and distributes quickly to Luisito, who slips Nedved free on the left flank.  Nedved fires in a low cross, but it's inches too far for Pele...  

 
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Brady Marino (Disadvantage upgraded to Neutral)
1d20
13 Player Cautioned

Brady Marino Caution Roll
1d10
5 Arturo Vidal
Vidal is cautioned for a late tackle on Luisito.

 
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jonessed Roll 4 Neutral
1d20
1 Goal
Pele is taking over the game!  He picks the ball up in midfield and embarks on a mazy dribble.  The Brady Marino defense converges, but Pele cleverly lays the ball off at the top of the 18 and Luisito blasts it past a despairing Casillas!

jonessed 2- 1 Brady Marino

 
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Brady Marino Roll 4 (Disadvantage upgraded to Neutral)
1d20
2 Goal
Weah scores a goal or whatever.

jonessed 2 - 2 Brady Marino

 
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jonessed roll 5 Neutral
1d20
8 Opponent Cautioned

Brady Marino Caution Roll
1d10
3 John Terry
Terry is cautioned for asking the referee for pictures of his wife...

 
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Brady Marino Roll 5 Neutral
1d20
14 Counter

Counter Roll (1,2, or 3 scores)
1d6
6
Another jonessed counter through Luisito springs Pele.  He unleashes a low, hard shot to the lower left corner but Casillas is equal to the task.

 
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jonessed Roll 6 Disadvantage
1d20
2 Set Piece Earned

jonessed set piece (5 or 6 scores)
1d6
5
Nedved curls in a beauty of a free kick from 25 yards.  No chance for Casillas!  An improbable lead for 10 man jonessed!

jonessed 3 - 2 Brady Marino

 
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Brady Marino Roll6 Neutral
1d20
4 Set piece earned

Brady Marino Set Piece (5 or 6 scores)
1d6
3
Cristiano with a chance to equalize from what is surely the last kick of the game.  He's lined up a free kick from 21 yards out.  He stutter steps and ... skies it five yards over the goal.  The final whistle blows.

Full Time

jonessed 3 - 2 Brady Marino

 
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