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What two words will clear out a men's room?
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prosopis
Arizona Chupacabra
Scruff Mcgruff
Footballguy
This had me and my roommate dying.
and with a good amount of penis envy.
gman74
Footballguy
George Michael?
top dog
Footballguy
BustedKnuckles
Footballguy
you HAD to bring race into this...im sure everyone was tempted to make a similar remark yet didnt want to cross that line....all down hill from herewhy can't they have these type of accidents, say after an Anna Kornakova tennis match? If I wanna see that kind of thing I'll just dip my dong in chocolate syrup.
comfortably numb
Footballguy
The station wagon model?Cause I know you don't mean the Civic!
you HAD to bring race into this...im sure everyone was tempted to make a similar remark yet didnt want to cross that line....all down hill from herewhy can't they have these type of accidents, say after an Anna Kornakova tennis match? If I wanna see that kind of thing I'll just dip my dong in chocolate syrup.
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
This thread just reminded me of a story. Not sure if I ever told it here.
Back in the early 90's, I worked for the radio station which carried the Patriots games. I wasn't an "on-air" talent, but I still managed to score field passes for the games which allowed me access to the press box, sidelines and locker rooms. This was pre-Parcells. **** MacPherson was the coach, Hugh Millen was the starting QB, and the team was 2-14. And even though the stands were half-empty, every Partriots fan you run into these days SWEAR they were at every game back then.
But I digress.
Anyway, the Dolphins were in town this particular week. This was in the days of the Lisa Olson locker room scandal. (Google her if you don't know what I'm referring to). After the game, I'm in the Dolphins' locker room. Most of Miami's players, like any normal human being would, got out of the shower, got dressed quickly then granted interviews with the media. Not Mark Clayton. With male and female reporters everywhere, Clayton takes a shower, drops his towel and stands there COMPLETELY NUDE, hands on hips, fielding questions for 15 minutes bare ### nekkid as if he's matter-of-factly explaining to his mechanic the strange noises his transmission is making.
I thought this was highly odd behavior until the crowd dispersed and I couldn't help but get a.... better look. How do I put this tactfully...... dude was a human tripod! He would have made John Holmes run away in shame. If I was packing that kinda junk, I'd show up naked to a JOB INTERVIEW, even if it was to be a bank teller.
But my favorite memory from that day was standing face to face with Dan Marino, one of my idols. He just got done answering a million questions, he was clearly exhausted, and here I was two feet from him. He looks at me and all I could muster was "How 'bout those Panthers?" Dan, of course, went to PITT and his college team was doing well that season. "Yeah, they look good" he said to me before I slinked away.
Nice question, d-bag.
Back in the early 90's, I worked for the radio station which carried the Patriots games. I wasn't an "on-air" talent, but I still managed to score field passes for the games which allowed me access to the press box, sidelines and locker rooms. This was pre-Parcells. **** MacPherson was the coach, Hugh Millen was the starting QB, and the team was 2-14. And even though the stands were half-empty, every Partriots fan you run into these days SWEAR they were at every game back then.
But I digress.
Anyway, the Dolphins were in town this particular week. This was in the days of the Lisa Olson locker room scandal. (Google her if you don't know what I'm referring to). After the game, I'm in the Dolphins' locker room. Most of Miami's players, like any normal human being would, got out of the shower, got dressed quickly then granted interviews with the media. Not Mark Clayton. With male and female reporters everywhere, Clayton takes a shower, drops his towel and stands there COMPLETELY NUDE, hands on hips, fielding questions for 15 minutes bare ### nekkid as if he's matter-of-factly explaining to his mechanic the strange noises his transmission is making.
I thought this was highly odd behavior until the crowd dispersed and I couldn't help but get a.... better look. How do I put this tactfully...... dude was a human tripod! He would have made John Holmes run away in shame. If I was packing that kinda junk, I'd show up naked to a JOB INTERVIEW, even if it was to be a bank teller.
But my favorite memory from that day was standing face to face with Dan Marino, one of my idols. He just got done answering a million questions, he was clearly exhausted, and here I was two feet from him. He looks at me and all I could muster was "How 'bout those Panthers?" Dan, of course, went to PITT and his college team was doing well that season. "Yeah, they look good" he said to me before I slinked away.
Nice question, d-bag.
ScottyFargo
Footballguy
This might explain why he was having trouble dropping passes early in the season. Tough to make catches when you are getting tangled up at the knee.
The Great Snook
Footballguy
Possibly the single greatest post in the history of these boards. Well doneRaider Nation said:
Lobary
Footballguy
And the Great Wall is "just a wall."
Lobary
Footballguy
Shiancoe not embarrassed, wants to know how it looked.
http://www.startribune.com/lifestyle/35732...iD3aPc:_Yyc:aUU
http://www.startribune.com/lifestyle/35732...iD3aPc:_Yyc:aUU
Raider Nation
Devil's Advocate
Circa 1976:"Congratulations, Mr. & Mrs. Shiancoe... it's a healthy, 9 lb, 8 oz. baby boy.... but he has three legs."
Eviloutsider
Footballguy
From the article...And the website sportsbybrooks.com has a big black vertical bar covering the interesting area. A big one, I stressed. That brought on more laughter from Shiancoe.
That is very unporfessional from this journalist not that Shiancoe would mind.
I wouldn't really call her a journalist. She's the local gossip hound, and this article was horribly written. It sounded like she was just trying to flirt with him the whole time.
