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[SIZE=medium]Andy Reid needs to be quarantined. He is spreading a nasty disease with adversely affects RBs and TEs across the NFL, resulting in significantly limited performance of the players. The effects are reported to linger for an entire NFL season.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]It began in Week 1 this season when the Chiefs faced the Titans. In what was supposed to be a promising year for Delanie Walker and rookie Bishop Sankey, these players encountered Andy Reid and have had a disappointing season.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Week 2 vs. Denver destroyed Monte Ball’s year. Julius Thomas, however, seems to have avoided catching the bug by implementing exceptional hand-washing habits.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Week 3 vs. Miami derailed Charles Clay and Knowshon Moreno was rumored to have caught it a week early.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Week 4 Vs. New England resulted in Stevan Ridley managing on 28 yards and compromising his immune system to the point he was lost for the season two weeks later. Rob Gronkowski also only managed 2 catches for 31 yards that day but then Gronk’s immune system SMASHEd the bug and he has been on a tear ever since. He may be humanity’s only hope as he is the walking cure.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Week 5 vs. San Francisco. The results are evident. Vernon Davis is still in critical condition.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Week 7 vs. Chargers. Antonio Gates has only 114 yards receiving in the month since catching the Andy Reid virus. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Week 8 vs. Rams. Reid couldn’t find a Rams Te to infect so he scattered his germs across the entire Rams backfield. It has been a mess ever since.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Week 9 vs. Jets. Reid’s virus caught the attention of the CDC in Atlanta as it appears to have the ability to mutate and infect non RBs and TEs now. The Jets are on life support as we speak. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Week 10 vs. Bills. The Bills become the first team to begin an attempt to snuff the disease by offering no new carriers for Reid to infect. Nobody circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills![/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Week 11 vs. the Seahawks. Beast Mode is invulnerable to all ailments but Seahawks carry forward the Bills intervention implemented the prior week at the TE position.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Week 12 vs. Raiders saw the Reid virus quickly grab hold of the Raiders’ RBs stable and TE and reduce them to nothing. One young Raider RB appeared to have the cure in hand early on until Reid ordered up a double dose and completely wiped him off the field. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]There have been attempts to identify the originating source of the virus. It has been traced back to Head Coaches’ office in Philadelphia where, unsurprising, the current Head coach has contracted the virus and it is currently having a negative effect on his team’s RB and TE as well.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]This is a REAL threat, people! Warn your community team’s football players and wash your hands! [/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]It began in Week 1 this season when the Chiefs faced the Titans. In what was supposed to be a promising year for Delanie Walker and rookie Bishop Sankey, these players encountered Andy Reid and have had a disappointing season.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Week 2 vs. Denver destroyed Monte Ball’s year. Julius Thomas, however, seems to have avoided catching the bug by implementing exceptional hand-washing habits.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Week 3 vs. Miami derailed Charles Clay and Knowshon Moreno was rumored to have caught it a week early.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Week 4 Vs. New England resulted in Stevan Ridley managing on 28 yards and compromising his immune system to the point he was lost for the season two weeks later. Rob Gronkowski also only managed 2 catches for 31 yards that day but then Gronk’s immune system SMASHEd the bug and he has been on a tear ever since. He may be humanity’s only hope as he is the walking cure.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Week 5 vs. San Francisco. The results are evident. Vernon Davis is still in critical condition.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Week 7 vs. Chargers. Antonio Gates has only 114 yards receiving in the month since catching the Andy Reid virus. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Week 8 vs. Rams. Reid couldn’t find a Rams Te to infect so he scattered his germs across the entire Rams backfield. It has been a mess ever since.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Week 9 vs. Jets. Reid’s virus caught the attention of the CDC in Atlanta as it appears to have the ability to mutate and infect non RBs and TEs now. The Jets are on life support as we speak. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Week 10 vs. Bills. The Bills become the first team to begin an attempt to snuff the disease by offering no new carriers for Reid to infect. Nobody circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills![/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Week 11 vs. the Seahawks. Beast Mode is invulnerable to all ailments but Seahawks carry forward the Bills intervention implemented the prior week at the TE position.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]Week 12 vs. Raiders saw the Reid virus quickly grab hold of the Raiders’ RBs stable and TE and reduce them to nothing. One young Raider RB appeared to have the cure in hand early on until Reid ordered up a double dose and completely wiped him off the field. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]There have been attempts to identify the originating source of the virus. It has been traced back to Head Coaches’ office in Philadelphia where, unsurprising, the current Head coach has contracted the virus and it is currently having a negative effect on his team’s RB and TE as well.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=medium]This is a REAL threat, people! Warn your community team’s football players and wash your hands! [/SIZE]
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