Any Dallas TX locals? (1 Viewer)

[Arizona Ron]

I haven't been to Dallas in 20 years or so but I have a business trip coming up.  Some business associates want hit a strip club at least one of the night we're there.  

Any suggestions for high-end or nicer strip clubs in Dallas?  Which ones/areas to avoid?

 

[General Malaise]

Caligulas

 

[Arizona Ron]

Caligulas

Isn't that in Houston?

 

[Cowboysfan8]

@culdeus

 

[Major]

I'd avoid La Bare unless you're into that type of thing.  

 

[Arizona Ron]

Will we be getting a recap of your visit?

Depends.  Right now I only have GM suggesting that I drive 4 hours after flying to Dallas for a strip club. 

 

[Arizona Ron]

I'd avoid La Bare unless you're into that type of thing.  

Ghetto?  If so, no thanks.  I don't want to see chicks with bullet wounds calling me daddy.  

 

[General Malaise]

Sorry, I haven't lived in Dallas since 1996.  Little out of touch.

Try Jaguars.  I met Disco Stu there once and he had a cooler full of booze with him.  Ladies were very nice too.  One offered to drive me back to my hotel and spend the night with me for only $300!  (I politely declined*)

*stu told me she was hideous under the light of a full moon and to take a cab. 

 

[General Malaise]

I think some uptight Republican bible thumpers made Dallas put all their scrip clubs in one seedy area/location like they did in the Wire with Hampsterdam.

 

[Man of Constant Sorrow]

... scrip clubs... 

Pill pushers now? 

Geez, GM - between that & the strippers...

...could get ugly fast! 

 

[General Malaise]

Pill pushers now? 

Geez, GM - between that & the strippers...

...could get ugly fast! 

Nobody wants a night to get uglier faster than Ron...

 

[Man of Constant Sorrow]

Pill pushers now? 

Geez, GM - between that & the strippers...

...could get ugly fast! 

Nobody wants a night to get uglier faster than Ron...

Upon reflection - ya got me there! 

 

[culdeus]

Baby dolls or hustler depending on any visiting stars. 

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Tuscl.net down?