any postal workers here? (1 Viewer)

[MC Gas Money]

Im thinking of taking the postal exam. I got my CDL-B so I guess that will help me be considered for a driving position.

Do they do random drug screening? I know they test when you get hired but after that is it a concern?

 

[McGarnicle]

NO! NO! NO! Get the #### out!!! Please!!! This place was halfway readable again, and you promised you were leaving. Don't do this. Please.

 

[MC Gas Money]

NO! NO! NO! Get the #### out!!! Please!!! This place was halfway readable again, and you promised you were leaving. Don't do this. Please.

Only for two weeks. Get the story straight.

 

[igbomb]

I always laugh when people ask about jobs and their restrictions around doing drugs.

Just put the drugs down for a bit. Not that hard.

 

[MC Gas Money]

I always laugh when people ask about jobs and their restrictions around doing drugs.

Just put the drugs down for a bit. Not that hard.

Not a problem for the first test. I want to know about random testing

 

[Cliff Clavin]

I always laugh when people ask about jobs and their restrictions around doing drugs.

Just put the drugs down for a bit. Not that hard.

Not a problem for the first test. I want to know about random testing

So your drugs are more important to you than a job?

 

[SacramentoBob]

Postal employees are subject to random drug testing.

 

[MC Gas Money]

I always laugh when people ask about jobs and their restrictions around doing drugs.

Just put the drugs down for a bit. Not that hard.

Not a problem for the first test. I want to know about random testing

So your drugs are more important to you than a job?

No. I would like to know if they do random. Working on drugs is better than working sober.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Postal employees are subject to random drug testing.

Lots of jobs say that but I would like to know if it is truly enforced in practice

 

[Osaurus]

I always laugh when people ask about jobs and their restrictions around doing drugs.

Just put the drugs down for a bit. Not that hard.

Not a problem for the first test. I want to know about random testing

So your drugs are more important to you than a job?

No. I would like to know if they do random. Working on drugs is better than working sober.

Agree with you if you work retail

 

[McGarnicle]

O/U 3 days before the next meltdown/banning.

 

[igbomb]

I always laugh when people ask about jobs and their restrictions around doing drugs.

Just put the drugs down for a bit. Not that hard.

Not a problem for the first test. I want to know about random testing

So your drugs are more important to you than a job?

No. I would like to know if they do random. Working on drugs is better than working sober.

Good Lord. You sound like the guy that companies will be chomping at the bit to hire.

 

[MC Gas Money]

I always laugh when people ask about jobs and their restrictions around doing drugs.

Just put the drugs down for a bit. Not that hard.

Not a problem for the first test. I want to know about random testing

So your drugs are more important to you than a job?

No. I would like to know if they do random. Working on drugs is better than working sober.

Good Lord. You sound like the guy that companies will be chomping at the bit to hire.

We arent really talking about drugs. We are talking about marijuana

 

[igbomb]

I always laugh when people ask about jobs and their restrictions around doing drugs.

Just put the drugs down for a bit. Not that hard.

Not a problem for the first test. I want to know about random testing

So your drugs are more important to you than a job?

No. I would like to know if they do random. Working on drugs is better than working sober.

Good Lord. You sound like the guy that companies will be chomping at the bit to hire.

We arent really talking about drugs. We are talking about marijuana

If you want to use recreationally outside of work, I would at least commiserate that the current system sucks and you should be able to but at the same time tell you to sack up and simply accept the reality.

But if your goal is to actually be able to get high while working, then I can say with confidence that you would be a terrible hire for nearly any job.

 

[MC Gas Money]

I always laugh when people ask about jobs and their restrictions around doing drugs.

Just put the drugs down for a bit. Not that hard.

Not a problem for the first test. I want to know about random testing

So your drugs are more important to you than a job?

No. I would like to know if they do random. Working on drugs is better than working sober.

Good Lord. You sound like the guy that companies will be chomping at the bit to hire.

We arent really talking about drugs. We are talking about marijuana

If you want to use recreationally outside of work, I would at least commiserate that the current system sucks and you should be able to but at the same time tell you to sack up and simply accept the reality.

But if your goal is to actually be able to get high while working, then I can say with confidence that you would be a terrible hire for nearly any job.

Marijuana improves peoples performance when doing repetitive and mundane tasks. We arent talking about smoking crack while being the mayor of a city.

Its a simple question. I just want to know if they really enforce this. It has no bearing on my decision to apply. I just want to know if I can still enjoy life.

 

[Cliff Clavin]

I always laugh when people ask about jobs and their restrictions around doing drugs.

Just put the drugs down for a bit. Not that hard.

Not a problem for the first test. I want to know about random testing

So your drugs are more important to you than a job?

No. I would like to know if they do random. Working on drugs is better than working sober.

You seem like you're a guy who really has his priorities straight

Still living in your girlfriends parents basement?

 

[SacramentoBob]

I always laugh when people ask about jobs and their restrictions around doing drugs.

Just put the drugs down for a bit. Not that hard.

Not a problem for the first test. I want to know about random testing

So your drugs are more important to you than a job?

No. I would like to know if they do random. Working on drugs is better than working sober.

Postal employees are subject to random drug testing.

Lots of jobs say that but I would like to know if it is truly enforced in practice

It's heavily enforced.

 

[MC Gas Money]

I always laugh when people ask about jobs and their restrictions around doing drugs.

Just put the drugs down for a bit. Not that hard.

Not a problem for the first test. I want to know about random testing

So your drugs are more important to you than a job?

No. I would like to know if they do random. Working on drugs is better than working sober.

Postal employees are subject to random drug testing.

Lots of jobs say that but I would like to know if it is truly enforced in practice

It's heavily enforced.

Are you a postal worker or just want to screw with me like everyone else?

 

[MC Gas Money]

I always laugh when people ask about jobs and their restrictions around doing drugs.

Just put the drugs down for a bit. Not that hard.

Not a problem for the first test. I want to know about random testing

So your drugs are more important to you than a job?

No. I would like to know if they do random. Working on drugs is better than working sober.

You seem like you're a guy who really has his priorities straight Still living in your girlfriends parents basement?

Its not a basement. Why cant you tards get the facts right?

 

[Stinger Ray]

I always laugh when people ask about jobs and their restrictions around doing drugs.

Just put the drugs down for a bit. Not that hard.

Not a problem for the first test. I want to know about random testing

So your drugs are more important to you than a job?

No. I would like to know if they do random. Working on drugs is better than working sober.

Postal employees are subject to random drug testing.

Lots of jobs say that but I would like to know if it is truly enforced in practice

It's heavily enforced.

Are you a postal worker or just want to screw with me like everyone else?

If he was screwing with you he would have told you they don't enforce their drug testing policy. He was trying to help!

 

[johnnycakes]

I would think that anyone driving a truck requiring a CDL would be subject to random testing, whether the employer were the government or a private entity.

 

[SacramentoBob]

That didn't take long.

 

[Osaurus]

En suite shed?

 

[MC Gas Money]

I figured but I still have to vigilant about anyone here giving mr false information.

 

[IC FBGCav]

Father, Uncle, Sister and I even worked as a casual employee there in college. Never remember anything about someone take a drug test. Father and Uncle retired from the PO and sister has 20+ years in at least.

Oh BTW, I did crash a post office jeep. Dad was not happy.

 

[TheIronSheik]

I always laugh when people ask about jobs and their restrictions around doing drugs.

Just put the drugs down for a bit. Not that hard.

Not a problem for the first test. I want to know about random testing

So your drugs are more important to you than a job?

No. I would like to know if they do random. Working on drugs is better than working sober.

HFS. You are a lost cause.

 

[TheIronSheik]

I always laugh when people ask about jobs and their restrictions around doing drugs.

Just put the drugs down for a bit. Not that hard.

Not a problem for the first test. I want to know about random testing

So your drugs are more important to you than a job?

No. I would like to know if they do random. Working on drugs is better than working sober.

You seem like you're a guy who really has his priorities straight Still living in your girlfriends parents basement?

Its not a basement. Why cant you tards get the facts right?

Yeah, it's a halfway house, you morons with jobs.

 

[MC Gas Money]

I always laugh when people ask about jobs and their restrictions around doing drugs.

Just put the drugs down for a bit. Not that hard.

Not a problem for the first test. I want to know about random testing

So your drugs are more important to you than a job?

No. I would like to know if they do random. Working on drugs is better than working sober.

HFS. You are a lost cause.

Have you even tried it?

 

[MC Gas Money]

I always laugh when people ask about jobs and their restrictions around doing drugs.

Just put the drugs down for a bit. Not that hard.

Not a problem for the first test. I want to know about random testing

So your drugs are more important to you than a job?

No. I would like to know if they do random. Working on drugs is better than working sober.

You seem like you're a guy who really has his priorities straight Still living in your girlfriends parents basement?

Its not a basement. Why cant you tards get the facts right?

Yeah, it's a halfway house, you morons with jobs.

My girlfriends house isnt

 

[IC FBGCav]

I texted my sister, I will let you know her response.

 

[Insein]

Government employees have to have their fingerprints recorded. Don't remember doing a drug test though.

 

[MC Gas Money]

They already have my fingerprints from the navy.

 

[IC FBGCav]

She said she is pissing in a cup while texting. (she is a bit of a smart a$$)

 

[TheIronSheik]

I always laugh when people ask about jobs and their restrictions around doing drugs.

Just put the drugs down for a bit. Not that hard.

Not a problem for the first test. I want to know about random testing

So your drugs are more important to you than a job?

No. I would like to know if they do random. Working on drugs is better than working sober.

HFS. You are a lost cause.

Have you even tried it?

No. And I have a job. You?

 

[MC Gas Money]

She said she is pissing in a cup while texting. (she is a bit of a smart ###)

Was it random?

 

[MC Gas Money]

I always laugh when people ask about jobs and their restrictions around doing drugs.

Just put the drugs down for a bit. Not that hard.

Not a problem for the first test. I want to know about random testing

So your drugs are more important to you than a job?

No. I would like to know if they do random. Working on drugs is better than working sober.

HFS. You are a lost cause.

Have you even tried it?

No. And I have a job. You?

I have had jobs and there are times you have not.

And?

 

[igbomb]

I always laugh when people ask about jobs and their restrictions around doing drugs.

Just put the drugs down for a bit. Not that hard.

Not a problem for the first test. I want to know about random testing

So your drugs are more important to you than a job?

No. I would like to know if they do random. Working on drugs is better than working sober.

HFS. You are a lost cause.

Have you even tried it?

No. And I have a job. You?

I have had jobs and there are times you have not.

And?

Impeccable logic

 

[IC FBGCav]

She said she is pissing in a cup while texting. (she is a bit of a smart ###)

Was it random?

No it was a straight stream.

 

[Stinger Ray]

http://www.apwu.org/news/deptdiv-news-article/usps-publishes-new-drug-and-alcohol-testing-policy

 

[Freelove]

I know a lot about this since I've read Bukowski.

Postal work is mostly illicit sex, on-hours recreational drug use, throwing away large stacks of mail, and calling your dispatcher a ####. A visit to your local library will confirm all this.

 

[igbomb]

I always laugh when people ask about jobs and their restrictions around doing drugs.

Just put the drugs down for a bit. Not that hard.

Not a problem for the first test. I want to know about random testing

So your drugs are more important to you than a job?

No. I would like to know if they do random. Working on drugs is better than working sober.

Good Lord. You sound like the guy that companies will be chomping at the bit to hire.

We arent really talking about drugs. We are talking about marijuana

If you want to use recreationally outside of work, I would at least commiserate that the current system sucks and you should be able to but at the same time tell you to sack up and simply accept the reality.

But if your goal is to actually be able to get high while working, then I can say with confidence that you would be a terrible hire for nearly any job.

Marijuana improves peoples performance when doing repetitive and mundane tasks. We arent talking about smoking crack while being the mayor of a city.

Its a simple question. I just want to know if they really enforce this. It has no bearing on my decision to apply. I just want to know if I can still enjoy life.

When you say postal worker, do you mean someone on a route? Do you not see how being high might be a problem here?

 

[sports_fan]

Have you considered a career as a deadly snake handler?

 

[TheIronSheik]

I always laugh when people ask about jobs and their restrictions around doing drugs.

Just put the drugs down for a bit. Not that hard.

Not a problem for the first test. I want to know about random testing

So your drugs are more important to you than a job?

No. I would like to know if they do random. Working on drugs is better than working sober.

Good Lord. You sound like the guy that companies will be chomping at the bit to hire.

We arent really talking about drugs. We are talking about marijuana

If you want to use recreationally outside of work, I would at least commiserate that the current system sucks and you should be able to but at the same time tell you to sack up and simply accept the reality.

But if your goal is to actually be able to get high while working, then I can say with confidence that you would be a terrible hire for nearly any job.

Marijuana improves peoples performance when doing repetitive and mundane tasks. We arent talking about smoking crack while being the mayor of a city.

Its a simple question. I just want to know if they really enforce this. It has no bearing on my decision to apply. I just want to know if I can still enjoy life.

When you say postal worker, do you mean someone on a route? Do you not see how being high might be a problem here?

So you're saying driving while high is BAD?

 

[jon_mx]

Assuming the English exam does not trip you, there are 5 Reasons you won't get a Postal Worker job:

1. Medical and Mental Health Assessment.

2. Drug Tests

3. Background Check

4. Must have regisitered for the draft

5. Names of all employers for the last 10 years

 

[NREC34]

Dude just say no.

Get high on life bro.

 

[jon_mx]

I always laugh when people ask about jobs and their restrictions around doing drugs.

Just put the drugs down for a bit. Not that hard.

Not a problem for the first test. I want to know about random testing

So your drugs are more important to you than a job?

No. I would like to know if they do random. Working on drugs is better than working sober.

Good Lord. You sound like the guy that companies will be chomping at the bit to hire.

We arent really talking about drugs. We are talking about marijuana

If you want to use recreationally outside of work, I would at least commiserate that the current system sucks and you should be able to but at the same time tell you to sack up and simply accept the reality.

But if your goal is to actually be able to get high while working, then I can say with confidence that you would be a terrible hire for nearly any job.

Marijuana improves peoples performance when doing repetitive and mundane tasks. We arent talking about smoking crack while being the mayor of a city.

Its a simple question. I just want to know if they really enforce this. It has no bearing on my decision to apply. I just want to know if I can still enjoy life.

When you say postal worker, do you mean someone on a route? Do you not see how being high might be a problem here?

So you're saying driving while high is BAD?

Ask Le'Veon Bell

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Ask Le'Veon Bell

Sorry, I don't know my lettercarrier's name.

 

[MC Gas Money]

Assuming the English exam does not trip you, there are 5 Reasons you won't get a Postal Worker job:

1. Medical and Mental Health Assessment.

2. Drug Tests

3. Background Check

4. Must have regisitered for the draft

5. Names of all employers for the last 10 years

I can meet all those requirements.

I can fake the mental health assessment

 

[MC Gas Money]

Its a well known fact that people drive safer on weed

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Its a well known fact that people drive safer on weed

Oh. Well in that case, good luck with your test. I hope it's positive.