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any postal workers here? (1 Viewer)

I hear surgeons love to smoke weed before going into the OR because of how it makes them focus much better.
Yeah saying stuff like that is pretty common among weed smokers. Of course it isn't true. They will also say it's not addictive which is also a lie.

 
:lmao:

I've seen the pics you've posted of yourself, good luck charming anyone. I actually printed it and show it to my son, nieces, and nephews. "If a man like this offers you candy or a ride, scream and run for help!"

My guess to your habit also lands on blues.

 
Here is the results of a search on the Rural Mail Carrier forum. (ignore the first two). At least for this position, the Post Office can randomly test, but there usually needs to be cause. (an accident, or erratic behavior). The rules may be stricter for CDL drivers.

My wife has been a rural carrier for 30 years, I don't recall her ever mentioning being tested. I work in a warehouse environment, we test people when they are first hire and only after their is an accident, or suspicion of drug use. Our Policy and Procedures manual states we can randomly test if we so choose. But, it's not cost effective to test without cause.

 
Here is the results of a search on the Rural Mail Carrier forum. (ignore the first two). At least for this position, the Post Office can randomly test, but there usually needs to be cause. (an accident, or erratic behavior). The rules may be stricter for CDL drivers.

My wife has been a rural carrier for 30 years, I don't recall her ever mentioning being tested. I work in a warehouse environment, we test people when they are first hire and only after their is an accident, or suspicion of drug use. Our Policy and Procedures manual states we can randomly test if we so choose. But, it's not cost effective to test without cause.
This is the big one right here. No chance he doesn't get tested each month.

 
Just curious how the cartoon, novel, truck driver, flyer delivery, post office jobs and tasks are going?

 
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Here is the results of a search on the Rural Mail Carrier forum. (ignore the first two). At least for this position, the Post Office can randomly test, but there usually needs to be cause. (an accident, or erratic behavior). The rules may be stricter for CDL drivers.
I've been with the postal service for 8 years and outside of the initial drug test, have never been tested. I don't have a CDL nor do my duties require me to drive very often. I think it's like you say ... that there would have to be an accident or very good cause to test someone. However, I can also say that in my office there have been plenty of accidents and no one that I know of has ever been tested. There are also more than a few people who probably should be tested but haven't been. All in all, although I don't smoke a ton of weed, I've also never not smoked weed for fear of encountering a random test.

I can tell by this thread that no one who has responded actually works for USPS. If you're a stoner, thief, total #### up, or just an idiot in general, you'll likely land a supervisory position within the first year of employment. I'd say you're qualified. Go for it.

 
I've been with the postal service for 8 years and outside of the initial drug test, have never been tested.

If you're a stoner, thief, total #### up, or just an idiot in general, you'll likely land a supervisory position within the first year of employment. I'd say you're qualified. Go for it.
This sounds about right.
 
Anyone know a good job I can get where it's cool if I shoot up heroin at work. Or at least where they don't have random tests? I need it to pay mid 6 figures. Plus, I don't want to do a lot of work because that'll make me want to start drinking again. Also, proper English shouldn't be a requirement. I'm trying to save all of my perfect English for the trilogy of novels I'm writing. And for anyone thinking "Heroin while you work?", it's a proven fact that people are way more in the zone after they've shot up.
:lmao:

 
worked there almost 20 years now....only was tested before hiring and haven't ever heard of anyone else being tested....although thats likely very hush hush, if/when it happens...

 
I just asked my wife, she's never been tested. She was hired part time, before they started testing new hires. She's never had an driving accident. But, she doesn't recall anyone stating that they were tested after a fender bender.

I hope things are different for the big rig drivers. :shrug:

 
Here is the results of a search on the Rural Mail Carrier forum. (ignore the first two). At least for this position, the Post Office can randomly test, but there usually needs to be cause. (an accident, or erratic behavior). The rules may be stricter for CDL drivers.
I've been with the postal service for 8 years and outside of the initial drug test, have never been tested. I don't have a CDL nor do my duties require me to drive very often. I think it's like you say ... that there would have to be an accident or very good cause to test someone. However, I can also say that in my office there have been plenty of accidents and no one that I know of has ever been tested. There are also more than a few people who probably should be tested but haven't been. All in all, although I don't smoke a ton of weed, I've also never not smoked weed for fear of encountering a random test.

I can tell by this thread that no one who has responded actually works for USPS. If you're a stoner, thief, total #### up, or just an idiot in general, you'll likely land a supervisory position within the first year of employment. I'd say you're qualified. Go for it.
HellToupe is a supervisor. :lmao:

 
They do a drug test before hiring, I've worked over 30 years at a large postal facility and never have I been tested or heard of anyone being tested.

 
I have been a city carrier 16 years and have had zero tests after the first one, but I work at a small PO on the very border of the district.

 
Here is the results of a search on the Rural Mail Carrier forum. (ignore the first two). At least for this position, the Post Office can randomly test, but there usually needs to be cause. (an accident, or erratic behavior). The rules may be stricter for CDL drivers.
I've been with the postal service for 8 years and outside of the initial drug test, have never been tested. I don't have a CDL nor do my duties require me to drive very often. I think it's like you say ... that there would have to be an accident or very good cause to test someone. However, I can also say that in my office there have been plenty of accidents and no one that I know of has ever been tested. There are also more than a few people who probably should be tested but haven't been. All in all, although I don't smoke a ton of weed, I've also never not smoked weed for fear of encountering a random test.

I can tell by this thread that no one who has responded actually works for USPS. If you're a stoner, thief, total #### up, or just an idiot in general, you'll likely land a supervisory position within the first year of employment. I'd say you're qualified. Go for it.
HellToupe is a supervisor. :lmao:
:hot:

I've been outed

 
Here is the results of a search on the Rural Mail Carrier forum. (ignore the first two). At least for this position, the Post Office can randomly test, but there usually needs to be cause. (an accident, or erratic behavior). The rules may be stricter for CDL drivers.
I've been with the postal service for 8 years and outside of the initial drug test, have never been tested. I don't have a CDL nor do my duties require me to drive very often. I think it's like you say ... that there would have to be an accident or very good cause to test someone. However, I can also say that in my office there have been plenty of accidents and no one that I know of has ever been tested. There are also more than a few people who probably should be tested but haven't been. All in all, although I don't smoke a ton of weed, I've also never not smoked weed for fear of encountering a random test.

I can tell by this thread that no one who has responded actually works for USPS. If you're a stoner, thief, total #### up, or just an idiot in general, you'll likely land a supervisory position within the first year of employment. I'd say you're qualified. Go for it.
HellToupe is a supervisor. :lmao:
:hot:

I've been outed
that's a different guy. He spells his screen name differently.

 

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