Art Shell vs. Jerry Porter (1 Viewer)

[Englishteacher]

It's ugly. The best way to settle it? A steel cage match where two men enter and one man leaves. Back up your choice.

 

[Englishteacher]

I'm going with Shell. He's older but damn big and he's a Hall of Fame Lineman. I think he mauls Porter to death.

 

[Big Score]

Shell wins this one, even if it costs the team.

 

[Skinsfansince72]

Porter will be playing football longer than Shell will be coaching it.

 

[fatness]

Porter will win by confusing Shell. It's easily done.

 

[Keys Myaths]

Shell.

 

[Ron_Mexico]

Al Davis wins by letting Jerry Porter rot away

on the bench, ala Marcus Allen.

 

[trader jake]

fla\/\/ed. Al Davis = the law in Oakland

I voted for Shell. At least he can stay healthy.

 

[Englishteacher]

I like all the comments but I was actually referring to a real fisticuff between the two.

 

[Englishteacher]

Porter will win by confusing Shell. It's easily done.

good point there. Wabbit season! Duck Season! Wabbit season! Wabbit season! Duck season! Fire!!!!!!!!

 

[Englishteacher]

bump, humor me. Who wins in a fisticuff?

 

[Raider Nation]

bump, humor me. Who wins in a fisticuff?

Shell.In, like, three seconds.

 

[pizzatyme]

Porter will win as Shell tries using "old school' tactics on him. Watchout if Shell catches him as I think there is a good chance he literally eats Porter alive!