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Ashley Madison hacked - Start hiding everything (2 Viewers)

Just think of all the anxious dudes out there who have been sweating this for weeks... worrying if/when an easily searchable database is available.
No need to worry anymore because there weren't any women on it. The 'I just signed up to see what it was' alibi actually holds water now.

And if you were one of the studs able to hook up on the site then your wife has a keeper anyway.

 
SoylentGreen said:
The Z Machine said:
Yet another field, reply_mail_last_time, showed a similar disparity. This field contained the time when a member had last replied to a message from another person on Ashley Madison. 5.9 million men had done it, and only 9700 women had.....

Overall, the picture is grim indeed. Out of 5.5 million female accounts, roughly zero percent had ever shown any kind of activity at all, after the day they were created.
Seems like the 4-5 meetups with actual females I had that came out of AM were pretty damned rare.
Congrats on nailing 0.3% of the actual female population on there. That's a solid accomplishment.
If only I could have scaled that "success" to the local female population - I would've sexed 8,400 local women. There would have been no time to do anything other than :pickle: and :sleep:

Just think of all the anxious dudes out there who have been sweating this for weeks... worrying if/when an easily searchable database is available.
No need to worry anymore because there weren't any women on it. The 'I just signed up to see what it was' alibi actually holds water now.

And if you were one of the studs able to hook up on the site then your wife has a keeper anyway.
It should come as no surprise that a marriage that included the wife giving the husband permission to get some elsewhere was bound to end. And end it did, with both of us in much better relationships now. My current girlfriend seems to think I'm a keeper still after a few years (I did tell her I was on AM when this news came out). While she and I did meet irl first, the "wooing" occurred online as we were living in different places, so I guess my online game was pretty strong at the time.

 
I haven't seen a non-basketball thread with this many capella posts since like 2008.
11 posts is a lot?

I think the aspect of being that curious about people getting their rocks off and wanting to water cooler it or whatever at work is pretty ####ty. I also think the "everybody on that site is a cheater" angle is especially dumb, but whatever.

I never paid to use or met anybody off that site if that's what you're bothering to imply.
I didn't imply anything. It was a joke, Janet.

 
I'm downloading the file right now. Looks like a combination of 7 zip files and another compression tool to zip tor files. Might be this weekend until I figure out how to view and what fields are available to search by.

 
I haven't seen a non-basketball thread with this many capella posts since like 2008.
11 posts is a lot?I think the aspect of being that curious about people getting their rocks off and wanting to water cooler it or whatever at work is pretty ####ty. I also think the "everybody on that site is a cheater" angle is especially dumb, but whatever.

I never paid to use or met anybody off that site if that's what you're bothering to imply.
I didn't imply anything. It was a joke, Janet.
You really didn't have to respond. It's been 8 days.

 
I'm downloading the file right now. Looks like a combination of 7 zip files and another compression tool to zip tor files. Might be this weekend until I figure out how to view and what fields are available to search by.
And you are doing this because?

 
I'm downloading the file right now. Looks like a combination of 7 zip files and another compression tool to zip tor files. Might be this weekend until I figure out how to view and what fields are available to search by.
:unsure:

Hope you have some solid antivirus.

 
So there were no women... Sounds like a solid business model. Who would've thought, a woman looking for sex/affair could find it very easily without using Ashley Madison.

 
Downloaded the files but don't know what to do with them. There are 2642 separate files just for the credit card transactions. Tried to load the email address dump file but it overloaded my computer.

 
So, a guy I know that showed up on the local list took to facebook the other night to explain.

I don't have FB, but my wife showed it to me. I'm paraphrasing.

He basically said someone hacked his gmail account, again. He reassured everyone that he and his wife have never been happier and thanked everyone for their concern. Then he even went as far to say he was glad this has happened because he was able to go back and find the charges on his bank account and he has reported them as fraudulent to his bank.

I'm setting the O/U on his divorce in 7 months? Sounds fair huh?

 
So, a guy I know that showed up on the local list took to facebook the other night to explain.

I don't have FB, but my wife showed it to me. I'm paraphrasing.

He basically said someone hacked his gmail account, again. He reassured everyone that he and his wife have never been happier and thanked everyone for their concern. Then he even went as far to say he was glad this has happened because he was able to go back and find the charges on his bank account and he has reported them as fraudulent to his bank.

I'm setting the O/U on his divorce in 7 months? Sounds fair huh?
ooof

 
So, a guy I know that showed up on the local list took to facebook the other night to explain.

I don't have FB, but my wife showed it to me. I'm paraphrasing.

He basically said someone hacked his gmail account, again. He reassured everyone that he and his wife have never been happier and thanked everyone for their concern. Then he even went as far to say he was glad this has happened because he was able to go back and find the charges on his bank account and he has reported them as fraudulent to his bank.

I'm setting the O/U on his divorce in 7 months? Sounds fair huh?
The whole "somebody hacked my account" thing is almost as funny as the "Do you know who I am?!? :hot: " thing. Both crack me up.

 
I remain incredibly lucky that I told my wife about the lady using my email on her account months before the hack. Although, I'm not showing up on the credit card lists (because that lady doesn't have my credit card, duh), I can't imagine trying to talk my way out of the suspicion if I hadn't.

 
So, a guy I know that showed up on the local list took to facebook the other night to explain.

I don't have FB, but my wife showed it to me. I'm paraphrasing.

He basically said someone hacked his gmail account, again. He reassured everyone that he and his wife have never been happier and thanked everyone for their concern. Then he even went as far to say he was glad this has happened because he was able to go back and find the charges on his bank account and he has reported them as fraudulent to his bank.

I'm setting the O/U on his divorce in 7 months? Sounds fair huh?
so, he didn't check his CC statement for months? :lol: good luck convincing the bank it wasn't you.

 
Don't know how laws in Canada differ, but if this were the U.S. you'd have to think indictments were likely.

 
So, a guy I know that showed up on the local list took to facebook the other night to explain.

I don't have FB, but my wife showed it to me. I'm paraphrasing.

He basically said someone hacked his gmail account, again. He reassured everyone that he and his wife have never been happier and thanked everyone for their concern. Then he even went as far to say he was glad this has happened because he was able to go back and find the charges on his bank account and he has reported them as fraudulent to his bank.

I'm setting the O/U on his divorce in 7 months? Sounds fair huh?
Hacked his gmail and stole his CC info? These guys are good.

 
So, a guy I know that showed up on the local list took to facebook the other night to explain.

I don't have FB, but my wife showed it to me. I'm paraphrasing.

He basically said someone hacked his gmail account, again. He reassured everyone that he and his wife have never been happier and thanked everyone for their concern. Then he even went as far to say he was glad this has happened because he was able to go back and find the charges on his bank account and he has reported them as fraudulent to his bank.

I'm setting the O/U on his divorce in 7 months? Sounds fair huh?
Hacked his gmail and stole his CC info? These guys are good.
"Babe, if they hacked into a multi-million dollar company like Ashley Madison they can get into my gmail account with no problem"

 
So, a guy I know that showed up on the local list took to facebook the other night to explain.

I don't have FB, but my wife showed it to me. I'm paraphrasing.

He basically said someone hacked his gmail account, again. He reassured everyone that he and his wife have never been happier and thanked everyone for their concern. Then he even went as far to say he was glad this has happened because he was able to go back and find the charges on his bank account and he has reported them as fraudulent to his bank.

I'm setting the O/U on his divorce in 7 months? Sounds fair huh?
Hacked his gmail and stole his CC info? These guys are good.
My thoughts exactly.

 
So, a guy I know that showed up on the local list took to facebook the other night to explain.

I don't have FB, but my wife showed it to me. I'm paraphrasing.

He basically said someone hacked his gmail account, again. He reassured everyone that he and his wife have never been happier and thanked everyone for their concern. Then he even went as far to say he was glad this has happened because he was able to go back and find the charges on his bank account and he has reported them as fraudulent to his bank.

I'm setting the O/U on his divorce in 7 months? Sounds fair huh?
Hacked his gmail and stole his CC info? These guys are good.
And only used it on AM. Because, ya know, there's nothing else you can buy on the internet.

 
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So, a guy I know that showed up on the local list took to facebook the other night to explain.

I don't have FB, but my wife showed it to me. I'm paraphrasing.

He basically said someone hacked his gmail account, again. He reassured everyone that he and his wife have never been happier and thanked everyone for their concern. Then he even went as far to say he was glad this has happened because he was able to go back and find the charges on his bank account and he has reported them as fraudulent to his bank.

I'm setting the O/U on his divorce in 7 months? Sounds fair huh?
Hacked his gmail and stole his CC info? These guys are good.
And only used it on AM. Because, ya know, there's nothing else you can buy on the internet.
He was playing the slow con, and was actually a member of the team that released the AM stuff. He was in love with the wife of jb's friend, and first created a profile for him, complete with charges months in advance of the hack on AM. Then he hacks AM, releases the names, knowing that jb's friend would be there, and his wife would find out. Now he can be the shoulder to cry on and slowly move in on his prize.

Really well thought out if you ask me.

 
This is a fascinating whodunit mystery that started with one of the clues left by the Ashley Madison hackers. Did you know that when Ashley Madison was hacked, every employee's computer was triggered to play the song "Thunderstruck" by AC/DC?
Tanner would have been pissed.

 
This is a fascinating whodunit mystery that started with one of the clues left by the Ashley Madison hackers. Did you know that when Ashley Madison was hacked, every employee's computer was triggered to play the song "Thunderstruck" by AC/DC?
Tanner would have been pissed.
Should have been a cat gif?

 
cstu said:
This is a fascinating whodunit mystery that started with one of the clues left by the Ashley Madison hackers. Did you know that when Ashley Madison was hacked, every employee's computer was triggered to play the song "Thunderstruck" by AC/DC?
Tanner would have been pissed.
Actually true

 
http://gizmodo.com/how-ashley-madison-hid-its-fembot-con-from-users-and-in-1728410265?utm_source=digg&utm_medium=facebook

This is just so awesome on so many different levels. Avid Life Media, Inc. just brazenly separating men looking to cheat from their money via the Ashley Madison bot army.

I would love to be a fly on the wall in these offices reading emails like this with Power Point slides analyzing real to fake women conversions of free to paid members, etc. The Japan rollout "conversions" was particularly :lmao:

 
Such an interesting story. A sign of the times if there ever was one. The "good guys" in the whole equation are the attempted philanderers/aka suckers who got fleeced by the crooks at Ashley Madison before being exposed and publicly shamed by soulless hackers.

Four confirmed suicides, so far. This cat seems like he was a legit good dude. Hypocritical kook maybe.. if that was a crime 3/4 of the country would be locked up. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3227253/Pastor-seminary-teacher-outed-member-Ashley-Madison-commits-suicide-carried-shame.html

 
Explain why people just didn't setup a match.com profile or farmersonly.com profile for the same effect? What was special about this site to make it a draw? I mean once you meet these people in real life what protection did you really have from the site that they wouldn't rat you out to your SO anyways?

 
Explain why people just didn't setup a match.com profile or farmersonly.com profile for the same effect? What was special about this site to make it a draw? I mean once you meet these people in real life what protection did you really have from the site that they wouldn't rat you out to your SO anyways?
Most people are idiots.

 
The whole idea of the site was that you would be hooking up with other married people, on the low-low.. that's not the idea of match.com or farmersonly.. the women on those sites are largely looking for a real relationship.

Of course now we all know married women don't seem to be particularly drawn to that AM concept, to anywhere near the scale that married men are. This actually surprises me, and I would be interested in exploring the psychology around it. I mean, I'd expect it to be twice or three times as many men, like most dating/hookup sites, but wow.

I'm not defending anybody, just saying if there is a good guy here, it's the dummies who signed up and got humiliated / their lives ruined. You can say they "deserved" it.. I don't know, that's a tough sell for me.

Wanting some fresh poonani is a natural thing

Ripping people off is not natural, it's sociopathic behavior

Humiliating millions of people, messing with their lives.. same

 
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Wanting some fresh poonani is a natural thing

Ripping people off is not natural, it's sociopathic behavior

Humiliating millions of people, messing with their lives.. same
Wanting to get some fresh poonani by cheating on your spouse and wanting to make some money by ripping people off both seem like about the same level of normal/sociopathic to me. :shrug:

 
I don't think being weak/miserable/whatever most of these these guys are rates on the evil scale with being a crook

 
I don't think being weak/miserable/whatever most of these these guys are rates on the evil scale with being a crook
A person who makes a deliberate decision to deceive their spouse and attempts to do something that is incredibly hurtful for selfish reasons, not to mention jeopardizing their relationship with their children is on par with a crook IMO.

 
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