Ask a NFL Coach (1 Viewer)

[Truman]

Some dude on another board has an audition for a commercial on NFL Network where he has to film a segment asking a NFL coach a question. The one which got him the audition was a rather bland effort about the lack of the screen pass in the Falcons offense. As this is obviously Serious Business© he's asking for suggestions.

This is what we have so far:

Question for Jim Mora Jr.: It is said that talent skips a generation. How do you feel this applies to you and your ability to coach?

Question for Greg Knapp: Do you feel like your utter lack of insight and ability is now apparent to the rest of the league or is the pool of talent so shallow that you will continue to get coaching positions in the NFL?

Question for Herm Edwards: What in your opinion is the purpose of playing the game?

For Bill Belichick: When do you go for it on 4th down?

For Andy Reid: How important is establishing the run?

For Tom Cable: Discuss physical assault of your assistants as a motivational tactic.

For Jim Caldwell: Why do you have the charisma of a zombie?

For Pete Carroll: Is it tougher to recruit free agents in the NFL now you don't have the biggest chequebook?

Any more suggestions?

 

[Truman]

Knew I should have gone FFA

 

[drfeelgood]

Knew I should have gone FFA

Yeah, your ironing board story really worked well for you in there.

 

[Truman]

My shirts are wrinkle free.

 

[Adebisi]

My only advice is to keep trying, because all of those questions are terrible.

Also, I think you, your buddy, the NFL Network, and everyone else should leave this shtick to the advertising folks at Coors Light.