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At Rob Lowe's roast last night, he wasn't the one getting the worst of it (1 Viewer)

Who the F is responsible for putting this lineup together?  Holy Hell.  And Rob Lowe?  Is really worthy of any level of acknowledgement even if it is a roast?

 
Galileo said:
Who the F is responsible for putting this lineup together?  Holy Hell.  And Rob Lowe?  Is really worthy of any level of acknowledgement even if it is a roast?
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Yes, Rob Lowe is freaking awesome and he's been doin it since the 80s.

 
My gawd, Coulter was worse than the other roasters were to her. Really thought she'd kill. Never seen one 'get it' as bad at the podium as they do in their chairs before.

Audience member Maria Shriver's horrified wince during her set rivalled Nikki Glaser calling Jewel "Trailer Swift" for funniest moment.

 
Rick James said:
Coulter and Rob Riggle were brutal. 
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Yeah, Riggles tried the same kind of roast-deconstructing bit that other SNLers (Hader, Ferrell, Samberg) knocked out of the park, but he whiffed bigtime.

Still mystified by how bad Coulter bit it. Remembering her way back on Politically Incorrect (honestly can't remember seeing her since - dont watch either NaziClown or CommieClown TV networks) she was edgy-funny, so i thought it was OK to dig everyone piling on cuz it would set up her set even better. But she just flat blew and she soooo didn't get anything. I guess filtering #### through your teeth for 20 yrs takes its toll.

 
wikkidpissah said:
Yeah, Riggles tried the same kind of roast-deconstructing bit that other SNLers (Hader, Ferrell, Samberg) knocked out of the park, but he whiffed bigtime.

Still mystified by how bad Coulter bit it. Remembering her way back on Politically Incorrect (honestly can't remember seeing her since - dont watch either NaziClown or CommieClown TV networks) she was edgy-funny, so i thought it was OK to dig everyone piling on cuz it would set up her set even better. But she just flat blew and she soooo didn't get anything. I guess filtering #### through your teeth for 20 yrs takes its toll.
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Somehow Macchio was worse than Coulter, it was a total :tfp:

 
Doctor Detroit said:
Somehow Macchio was worse than Coulter, it was a total :tfp:
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Yeah, that was sad. His "role" in the roast was just too close to the truth and, when you realized he was actually kinda auditioning for someone, anyone's notice, it became truly pathetic. At least even those comics knew better than to pounce on that.

 
proninja said:
Trailer swift is hilarious 
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The female comic got a laugh from her when she compared her teeth to the Spice Girls (different colors, all doing their own thing).

The Brit had a punch line about Coulter (old/dry - got a job as a cartoonist for the New Yorker).  

Lowe comeback on Manning, Super Bowl didn't give him a big head - that was years of inbreeding.

 
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I wonder if there was some edict not to goof on Peytons HGH issue because that would be a gold mine.

 
It's like some of you have never watched a roast before. There's maybe one thing the guest gets to keep off limits. Everything else is fair game. Those things cut deep and go super personal. And are hilarious. 

 
AnonymousBob said:
It's like some of you have never watched a roast before. There's maybe one thing the guest gets to keep off limits. Everything else is fair game. Those things cut deep and go super personal. And are hilarious. 
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Yeah Pete Davidson has said before he wants everything to be fair game and finds the father stuff funny. It's been brought up before. 

 
Based on the advance outrage from conservatives, I was expecting a lot worse.

I guess certain types are more PC than others.

 
[scooter] said:
Based on the advance outrage from conservatives, I was expecting a lot worse.

I guess certain types are more PC than others.
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Someone as supposedly smart as Coulter must have known that she was going to be the target of all those commie liberal comedians. Pretty sure she just did it so she could play the victim.

One of the better lines came from Jimmy Carr, who mentioned Rob Riggle's transition from Marine to standup comedian. "And now the bombings really begin"

 
"On Nikki's Comedy Central show Not Safe With Nikki Glaser, she found out her father is hung like a horse. And we found out Nikki inherited her face from her dad's ****."

 
- “Peyton Manning is a model citizen, and his forehead is a model for the wall that Trump’s going to put between the U.S. and Mexico.”

- “Ralph Macchio’s first-ever credit was in the movie ‘Up the Academy’ playing a character by the name of Chooch Bambalazi. Are you serious? Even Donald Trump thinks it’s too racist to call a *** ‘Chooch Bambalazi.’"

“That would be like if Jeff Ross’s first credit was a character named Moshe Gefilte Fish Streisand Six-Millionburg. And before you ask, Jeff, I wouldn’t f--k you with Hillary Clinton’s d--k.”

:lmao: :lmao:  

I'm glad she didn't read these as I might have started to like her.

 
CGRdrJoe said:
- “Peyton Manning is a model citizen, and his forehead is a model for the wall that Trump’s going to put between the U.S. and Mexico.”

- “Ralph Macchio’s first-ever credit was in the movie ‘Up the Academy’ playing a character by the name of Chooch Bambalazi. Are you serious? Even Donald Trump thinks it’s too racist to call a *** ‘Chooch Bambalazi.’"

“That would be like if Jeff Ross’s first credit was a character named Moshe Gefilte Fish Streisand Six-Millionburg. And before you ask, Jeff, I wouldn’t f--k you with Hillary Clinton’s d--k.”

:lmao: :lmao:  

I'm glad she didn't read these as I might have started to like her.
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“Rob Lowe is like America. He hasn’t been great since Reagan was President, and unemployment is becoming more and more of a problem for him.”   :lmao:

 
- “Giving you a roast is the worst decision Comedy Central’s made since they replaced Jon Stewart with a South African child. That’s a Trevor Noah joke — the one immigrant I’m most excited to see get deported. Am I white, people? Am I white?”

 
She didnt think they were funny according to her writer Tony Hinchcliff, he told the story on Joe Rogans podcast and it makes you want to hate Coulter even more if thats possible.
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I think there is a deeper reason beyond "she didn't think the jokes were funny".

I think the real reason is that she wanted to bomb so that it would generate more sympathy among her devoted supporters.

She'll sell more books being unfunny than being funny.

 
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