At what age should baths with a parent stop? UPDATE in Post 368 (1 Viewer)

[shadyridr]

I don't have kids, but if I did they would be extremely attractive people. And if I had a hot daughter... well, I can't make any promises about bath time.

this is just really weird joke

 

[HughHoney]

honestly thought this would be like 75% plus that did this. Especially taking significant other in consideration.

it's a pretty good bonding experience and a fun time. maybe give it a try?

not one thing in this response makes a single ounce of sense.

do your kids breastfeed into their teenage years too, or what?

no. my oldest breast fed until he was 1. why do you associate bathing with a small child and teenage breast feeding?

Because you're not cutting the umbilical cord. Do you really have a 5 month old sleep in the bed with you?

also very dangeroushttp://kidshealth.org/parent/general/sleep/cosleeping.html

Exactly. They explain this to you at the hospital and give information about it.

Where did Moops finish in the #### tard brackets over at e? Had to be final 4. A FIVE MONTH OLD SHOULD NOT SLEEP IN YOUR BED.

 

[Soulfly3]

My FIL potentially ####s on my lawn and questions my manhood... I love to smell women as they walk by me... I love handjobs more than anything... But ####### hell, the FFA has some really ####ed up people

 

[the moops]

honestly thought this would be like 75% plus that did this. Especially taking significant other in consideration.

it's a pretty good bonding experience and a fun time. maybe give it a try?

not one thing in this response makes a single ounce of sense.

do your kids breastfeed into their teenage years too, or what?

no. my oldest breast fed until he was 1. why do you associate bathing with a small child and teenage breast feeding?

Because you're not cutting the umbilical cord.Do you really have a 5 month old sleep in the bed with you?

also very dangeroushttp://kidshealth.org/parent/general/sleep/cosleeping.html

Exactly. They explain this to you at the hospital and give information about it.

Where did Moops finish in the #### tard brackets over at e? Had to be final 4. A FIVE MONTH OLD SHOULD NOT SLEEP IN YOUR BED.

Classy.

Good to know there is a one size fits all sort of parenting thing that everyone should follow

 

[Nugget]

honestly thought this would be like 75% plus that did this. Especially taking significant other in consideration.

it's a pretty good bonding experience and a fun time. maybe give it a try?

not one thing in this response makes a single ounce of sense.

do your kids breastfeed into their teenage years too, or what?

no. my oldest breast fed until he was 1. why do you associate bathing with a small child and teenage breast feeding?

Because you're not cutting the umbilical cord.

Do you really have a 5 month old sleep in the bed with you?

also very dangeroushttp://kidshealth.org/parent/general/sleep/cosleeping.html

lol at the very dangerous

Thank goodness there is a government agency to add their two cents. I now support cosleeping even more.

 

[Nugget]

honestly thought this would be like 75% plus that did this. Especially taking significant other in consideration.

it's a pretty good bonding experience and a fun time. maybe give it a try?

not one thing in this response makes a single ounce of sense.

do your kids breastfeed into their teenage years too, or what?

no. my oldest breast fed until he was 1. why do you associate bathing with a small child and teenage breast feeding?

Because you're not cutting the umbilical cord.Do you really have a 5 month old sleep in the bed with you?

also very dangeroushttp://kidshealth.org/parent/general/sleep/cosleeping.html

Exactly. They explain this to you at the hospital and give information about it.

Where did Moops finish in the #### tard brackets over at e? Had to be final 4. A FIVE MONTH OLD SHOULD NOT SLEEP IN YOUR BED.

Benefits of Co-Sleeping

You guys probably eat your steaks medium well because the FDA posted a warning.

 

[Apple Jack]

My FIL potentially ####s on my lawn and questions my manhood... I love to smell women as they walk by me... I love handjobs more than anything... But ####### hell, the FFA has some really ####ed up people

Don't sell yourself short, you're as witless as anybody on the board.

 

[Soulfly3]

My FIL potentially ####s on my lawn and questions my manhood... I love to smell women as they walk by me... I love handjobs more than anything... But ####### hell, the FFA has some really ####ed up people

Don't sell yourself short, you're as witless as anybody on the board.

you seem like the type of guy who combs his pubes.

 

[HughHoney]

honestly thought this would be like 75% plus that did this. Especially taking significant other in consideration.

it's a pretty good bonding experience and a fun time. maybe give it a try?

not one thing in this response makes a single ounce of sense.

do your kids breastfeed into their teenage years too, or what?

no. my oldest breast fed until he was 1. why do you associate bathing with a small child and teenage breast feeding?

Because you're not cutting the umbilical cord.Do you really have a 5 month old sleep in the bed with you?

also very dangeroushttp://kidshealth.org/parent/general/sleep/cosleeping.html

Exactly. They explain this to you at the hospital and give information about it.Where did Moops finish in the #### tard brackets over at e? Had to be final 4. A FIVE MONTH OLD SHOULD NOT SLEEP IN YOUR BED.

Classy. Good to know there is a one size fits all sort of parenting thing that everyone should follow

If someone tells you an activity increases the risk of SIDS and you go and do it anyways, what do you call that person? I'd call them a #### tard.

 

[joffer]

You mean like....in the tub with your kid?

 

[McGarnicle]

Stopped taking baths at like2-3, still take showers with them at 5/7 because they suck at washing their hair.

Borderline sexual abuse IMO. Kids probably end up with weird fetishes in adulthood and hopefully that's the worst of it.

 

[the moops]

honestly thought this would be like 75% plus that did this. Especially taking significant other in consideration.

it's a pretty good bonding experience and a fun time. maybe give it a try?

not one thing in this response makes a single ounce of sense.

do your kids breastfeed into their teenage years too, or what?

no. my oldest breast fed until he was 1. why do you associate bathing with a small child and teenage breast feeding?

Because you're not cutting the umbilical cord.Do you really have a 5 month old sleep in the bed with you?

also very dangeroushttp://kidshealth.org/parent/general/sleep/cosleeping.html

Exactly. They explain this to you at the hospital and give information about it.Where did Moops finish in the #### tard brackets over at e? Had to be final 4. A FIVE MONTH OLD SHOULD NOT SLEEP IN YOUR BED.

Classy. Good to know there is a one size fits all sort of parenting thing that everyone should follow

If someone tells you an activity increases the risk of SIDS and you go and do it anyways, what do you call that person? I'd call them a #### tard.

SIDS is also known as crib death. Strange that sleeping in a bed would cause it.

At least get your terminology correct if you are gonna be a ####

 

[McGarnicle]

honestly thought this would be like 75% plus that did this. Especially taking significant other in consideration.

it's a pretty good bonding experience and a fun time. maybe give it a try?

not one thing in this response makes a single ounce of sense.

do your kids breastfeed into their teenage years too, or what?

no. my oldest breast fed until he was 1. why do you associate bathing with a small child and teenage breast feeding?

Because you're not cutting the umbilical cord.Do you really have a 5 month old sleep in the bed with you?

also very dangeroushttp://kidshealth.org/parent/general/sleep/cosleeping.html

Exactly. They explain this to you at the hospital and give information about it.Where did Moops finish in the #### tard brackets over at e? Had to be final 4. A FIVE MONTH OLD SHOULD NOT SLEEP IN YOUR BED.

Classy. Good to know there is a one size fits all sort of parenting thing that everyone should follow

If someone tells you an activity increases the risk of SIDS and you go and do it anyways, what do you call that person? I'd call them a #### tard.

SIDS is also known as crib death. Strange that sleeping in a bed would cause it.

At least get your terminology correct if you are gonna be a ####

You're really this dense?

 

[NutterButter]

honestly thought this would be like 75% plus that did this. Especially taking significant other in consideration.

it's a pretty good bonding experience and a fun time. maybe give it a try?

not one thing in this response makes a single ounce of sense.

do your kids breastfeed into their teenage years too, or what?

no. my oldest breast fed until he was 1. why do you associate bathing with a small child and teenage breast feeding?

Because you're not cutting the umbilical cord.Do you really have a 5 month old sleep in the bed with you?

also very dangeroushttp://kidshealth.org/parent/general/sleep/cosleeping.html

Exactly. They explain this to you at the hospital and give information about it.Where did Moops finish in the #### tard brackets over at e? Had to be final 4. A FIVE MONTH OLD SHOULD NOT SLEEP IN YOUR BED.

Classy. Good to know there is a one size fits all sort of parenting thing that everyone should follow

If someone tells you an activity increases the risk of SIDS and you go and do it anyways, what do you call that person? I'd call them a #### tard.

SIDS is also known as crib death. Strange that sleeping in a bed would cause it.

At least get your terminology correct if you are gonna be a ####

You're really this dense?

SIDS is not the same thing as accidental suffocation.

 

[HughHoney]

honestly thought this would be like 75% plus that did this. Especially taking significant other in consideration.

it's a pretty good bonding experience and a fun time. maybe give it a try?

not one thing in this response makes a single ounce of sense.

do your kids breastfeed into their teenage years too, or what?

no. my oldest breast fed until he was 1. why do you associate bathing with a small child and teenage breast feeding?

Because you're not cutting the umbilical cord.Do you really have a 5 month old sleep in the bed with you?

also very dangeroushttp://kidshealth.org/parent/general/sleep/cosleeping.html

Exactly. They explain this to you at the hospital and give information about it.Where did Moops finish in the #### tard brackets over at e? Had to be final 4. A FIVE MONTH OLD SHOULD NOT SLEEP IN YOUR BED.

Classy. Good to know there is a one size fits all sort of parenting thing that everyone should follow

If someone tells you an activity increases the risk of SIDS and you go and do it anyways, what do you call that person? I'd call them a #### tard.

SIDS is also known as crib death. Strange that sleeping in a bed would cause it.

At least get your terminology correct if you are gonna be a ####

You're right. It's not SIDS. But you do understand the risks and just don't care?

 

[the moops]

I do understand the risks. We find them to be minimal and acceptable.

There are thousands of things I do every week that also put my child at a small risk if death. I still drive a car and walk down the street and do all those other things with him.

 

[Soulfly3]

I have little to no shame, and have no problem w my wang being seen by the world.

just not my kids... or kids in general... that's just messed

 

[the moops]

My kids see my wife's #### everyday. She breast feeds the little one and will until he is one. They see my wang after I shower or if I am g getting dressed. Why are you dudes so weird about your penises and your kids?

 

[shadyridr]

My kids see my wife's fits everyday. She breast feeds the little one and will until he is one. They see my wang after I shower or if I am g getting dressed. Why are you dudes so weird about your penises and your kids?

i just dont see the point of climbing in the bathtub with them. Thats all. I never said you were being inappropriate especially since youre kids are so young. Everything you can do inside the tub you can also do outside the tub.

 

[Soulfly3]

My kids see my wife's #### everyday. She breast feeds the little one and will until he is one. They see my wang after I shower or if I am g getting dressed. Why are you dudes so weird about your penises and your kids?

some incidental nudity here and there is fine and normal.

but your wang being a normal fixture in their life, is not.

 

[Witz]

I do understand the risks. We find them to be minimal and acceptable.

There are thousands of things I do every week that also put my child at a small risk if death. I still drive a car and walk down the street and do all those other things with him.

Serious question - are you awake when you're driving in the car or walking down the street with him? Apples and oranges.

 

[bicycle_seat_sniffer]

wtf, you take a bath with your kids? naked? sheesh

 

[Witz]

My kids see my wife's #### everyday. She breast feeds the little one and will until he is one. They see my wang after I shower or if I am g getting dressed. Why are you dudes so weird about your penises and your kids?

There is zero reason your 2.5 year old should be seeing your junk with any frequency.

 

[belljr]

i remember my dad used to walk from his room to our only bathroom naked when i was 8. he would assume i was sleeping.

images i wish i could take back

 

[gianmarco]

i remember my dad used to walk from his room to our only bathroom naked when i was 8. he would assume i was sleeping.

images i wish i could take back

And replace with images of him sitting in the tub with you?

 

[Witz]

I know this has turned into a moops thread, but SoCalBroncoFan was the one who posted it initially - as many others have said, there is really no reason for any parent to get naked and get into a tub with their young children.

Bonding and interacting with them while they are bathing? Absolutely and very important but something that can easily be accomplished on the outside of the tub.

 

[gianmarco]

Mods, please merge with the 29 whitest pictures thread.

 

[the moops]

My kids see my wife's #### everyday. She breast feeds the little one and will until he is one. They see my wang after I shower or if I am g getting dressed. Why are you dudes so weird about your penises and your kids?

There is zero reason your 2.5 year old should be seeing your junk with any frequency.

I really don't get this. I see him naked everyday. Him.seeing me naked is nothing I am ashamed of. What's the deal with being afraid of nakedness?

 

[Mister Martie]

Cosleeping with a 5 month old is ridiculous.

 

[Witz]

My kids see my wife's #### everyday. She breast feeds the little one and will until he is one. They see my wang after I shower or if I am g getting dressed. Why are you dudes so weird about your penises and your kids?

There is zero reason your 2.5 year old should be seeing your junk with any frequency.

I really don't get this. I see him naked everyday. Him.seeing me naked is nothing I am ashamed of. What's the deal with being afraid of nakedness?

Wow.

 

[belljr]

i remember my dad used to walk from his room to our only bathroom naked when i was 8. he would assume i was sleeping.

images i wish i could take back

And replace with images of him sitting in the tub with you?

or railing my mom

 

[Soulfly3]

My kids see my wife's #### everyday. She breast feeds the little one and will until he is one. They see my wang after I shower or if I am g getting dressed. Why are you dudes so weird about your penises and your kids?

There is zero reason your 2.5 year old should be seeing your junk with any frequency.

I really don't get this. I see him naked everyday. Him.seeing me naked is nothing I am ashamed of. What's the deal with being afraid of nakedness?

this has to be one of the better fishing trips Ive gone on

 

[the moops]

Didn't mean to make this thread about me and my sleeping habits.

I honestly had no idea so many of you would find it odd to be naked in front of your own toddler.

 

[Soulfly3]

Didn't mean to make this thread about me and my sleeping habits.

I honestly had no idea so many of you would find it odd to be naked in front of your own toddler.

serious Q - at what age do you stop being comfortable being nude infront of your kids

ever?

 

[the moops]

Don't know. Haven't gotten there yet.

Are people really uncomfortable being naked in front of their 2 year old?

 

[Soulfly3]

Are people really uncomfortable being naked in front of their 2 year old?

mine. yours. and anyone else's.

 

[Wooderson]

Cosleeping with a 5 month old is ridiculous.

And stupid. I find that most people who do this are just looking to take the easy way out. Oh little Billy cries in his crib lets just let him sleep with us.

 

[the moops]

Cosleeping with a 5 month old is ridiculous.

And stupid. I find that most people who do this are just looking to take the easy way out. Oh little Billy cries in his crib lets just let him sleep with us.

Got us all figured out. This is the exact reason we do it

-edit- there is nothing easy about having an infant in your bed waking up a few times a night to feed

 

[Nugget]

Cosleeping with a 5 month old is ridiculous.

And stupid. I find that most people who do this are just looking to take the easy way out. Oh little Billy cries in his crib lets just let him sleep with us.

Or they care about there kids. It is easy to raise your children how you were raised and belittle everything else. Keep up the name calling :thumbs up:

 

[Limp Ditka]

Cosleeping with a 5 month old is ridiculous.

And stupid. I find that most people who do this are just looking to take the easy way out. Oh little Billy cries in his crib lets just let him sleep with us.

Or they care about there kids. It is easy to raise your children how you were raised and belittle everything else. Keep up the name calling :thumbs up:

name calling?

 

[skol asylum]

honestly thought this would be like 75% plus that did this. Especially taking significant other in consideration.

it's a pretty good bonding experience and a fun time. maybe give it a try?

The card says awkward.

 

[Nugget]

Cosleeping with a 5 month old is ridiculous.

And stupid. I find that most people who do this are just looking to take the easy way out. Oh little Billy cries in his crib lets just let him sleep with us.

Or they care about there kids. It is easy to raise your children how you were raised and belittle everything else. Keep up the name calling :thumbs up:

name calling?

My bad. This activity is just ridiculous and stupid, and for parents looking for the easy way out.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

you people are ####### weird. i'm cringing over here watching the puritanical fbg's raise their ugly heads.

OH NO! SOMEONE'S NAKED!!!!!!!! QUICK!!!! MAKE IT SHAMEFUL!!!!!!!!!

####### ######ed. if you make it taboo, the child will seek it out.

 

[FUBAR]

if you make it taboo, the child will seek it out.

There are a lot of taboo things kids don't seek out.

 

[FUBAR]

Cosleeping with a 5 month old is ridiculous.

And stupid. I find that most people who do this are just looking to take the easy way out. Oh little Billy cries in his crib lets just let him sleep with us.

Or they care about there kids. It is easy to raise your children how you were raised and belittle everything else. Keep up the name calling :thumbs up:

name calling?

My bad. This activity is just ridiculous and stupid, and for parents looking for the easy way out.

We coslept with our first. Not the rest, because it was more difficult to cosleep.

 

[AAABatteries]

Don't know. Haven't gotten there yet.

Are people really uncomfortable being naked in front of their 2 year old?

You're a good dude moops and care about your kid, that's all that matters. As I mentioned before, I did take an occasional shower with my kids when they were younger - probably 3-4 years old and under. I don't shower or bath with any of then any more but occasionally I'll be changing clothes or getting dressed and one of my kids may see me naked, no big deal.

 

[jamny]

My kids see my wife's #### everyday. She breast feeds the little one and will until he is one. They see my wang after I shower or if I am g getting dressed. Why are you dudes so weird about your penises and your kids?

There is zero reason your 2.5 year old should be seeing your junk with any frequency.

I really don't get this. I see him naked everyday. Him.seeing me naked is nothing I am ashamed of. What's the deal with being afraid of nakedness?

This might be the issue right here. This isn't about you.

 

[FUBAR]

The best answer might be "when the kid becomes a water-hog"

(unless you have the dual head shower)

 

[(HULK)]

My 5 and 3 year old daughters have never seen my penis. I can't believe anyone thinks it's a good idea to shower naked with their 7 year old. That dad is now his daughter's frame of reference for penis size. Imagine if/when she has a boyfriend in a few years and she decided to go to third base and says, "my dad has a much hairier one than that!". Or something similar. Child protective services will be knocking on your door IMO

 

[(HULK)]

My kids see my wife's #### everyday. She breast feeds the little one and will until he is one. They see my wang after I shower or if I am g getting dressed. Why are you dudes so weird about your penises and your kids?

let's say your 5 year old sees a boys penis in the school bathroom somehow. A teacher walks in just as your daughter is saying, "my dad's penis is MUCH bigger than yours!"How do you imagine that working out for you? For your daughter?