Baby on a golf cart? (1 Viewer)

[eoMMan]

I don't see a problem with this. He can hold your cigar on really important putts.

 

[bostonfred]

I don't see a problem with this. He can hold your cigar on really important putts.

You're a putts.

 

[skol asylum]

So stay home and watch the kid while your wife goes out and gets lessons from bangs the golf pro.

 

[swirvenirvin]

I would drive into you for being a #######

So when you are both putting you just lay the kid on the floor of the golf cart, or let me crawl around on the green and eat the chemicals.

Your wife must have some tattoos

Eat all the chemicals you want weirdo.

em em!

 

[belljr]

Baby #### makes great divot mix

 

[eoMMan]

I don't see a problem with this. He can hold your cigar on really important putts.

 

[fantasycurse42]

I don't see a problem with this. He can hold your cigar on really important putts.

You're a putts.

 

[the moops]

golfers are such purssies.

oh no, there is some noise during my backswing!

suck it

 

[bostonfred]

golfers are such purssies.

oh no, there is some noise during my backswing!

suck it

Sincerely, Mr. Moops-wifesname

 

[proninja]

thank you for calling rolling meadows pro shop, how may i help you?

id like to get a tee time please.

sure, have you ever played here before?

No, it's my first time golfing actually, but I've been locked inside with my wife all winter, so...

... You can't wait to get away from her? ha, trust me, you're not the only one.

No, I'll be bringing her.

Oh, that's great. she's a big golfer then?

Nope, her first time too.

wow. Ok. Good for you. Lots of couples try golfing together. Will you have a foursome?

a threesome, I guess. Just me, her, and my son.

Oh wow. How old is he?

Eight months.

Wow. Don't you think that'll cramp your style a bit?

Oh don't worry. I'll still have plenty of long breaks to get away from it all. I plan to go mountain biking, skiing, hit up the gym pretty often - really I'm just looking to add a new and very time consuming hobby without giving up any time with my wife or missing out on any diaper changes.

Jesus. Are you guys independently wealthy or something?

No, that's why were bringing the kid. We don't want to spend a lot of money on a baby sitter so we plan to start a nice cheap hobby like golf and just bring our infant child to hours of sun exposure on a mechanized vehicle that feels like it's going to top over at any time and has no does or windows to protect him from the hundreds of high speed projectiles launching around the course.

first kid?

yes, how could you tell?

holy ####

 

[ghostguy123]

Maybe you should try baby on the driving range. Sounds like you and your wife both suck anyway, and should hit the range about 100 times before stepping foot on a course.

Maybe then the better level of play and faster pace will make it more tolerable for others when the baby goo goos in a back swing

 

[the moops]

golfers are such purssies.

oh no, there is some noise during my backswing!

suck it

Sincerely, Mr. Moops-wifesname

95% chance I am a better golfer than you. golfers still suck though

 

[Cjw_55106]

So the babyis riding on the wife's lap? Does that mean you two are handing the kid back and fourth between shots? Sounds like a brilliant plan.

 

[Cjw_55106]

I'm also about 99% sure the golf course won't allow it.

 

[mr roboto]

I wouldn't hesitite to shank a 3 iron directly into your cart.

 

[proninja]

I wouldn't hesitite to shank a 3 iron directly into your cart.

not much hozel on a 3 iron, that'd take some work

 

[mr roboto]

I wouldn't hesitite to shank a 3 iron directly into your cart.

not much hozel on a 3 iron, that'd take some work

You haven't seen my 3 iron off the deck then.

 

[NREC34]

This seems like a great idea!

One tip: the greens are the best place for diaper changes. The babies love that short, manicured grass.

 

[SacramentoBob]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00SVsAkw-Wo#t=87

 

[proninja]

I wouldn't hesitite to shank a 3 iron directly into your cart.

not much hozel on a 3 iron, that'd take some work

You haven't seen my 3 iron off the deck then.

I haven't golfed in a while, I figured nobody uses any more than an 8 iron these days in favor of a 14 wood or some such nonsense

 

[cstu]

Horrible person? No

But it will annoy everyone on the course.

As long as it didnt slow me up somehow, i personally dont mind though. but i know 99% of golfers would be annoyed

99% of golfers get annoyed by everything (GG123 excluded, of course).

 

[ghostguy123]

Horrible person? No

But it will annoy everyone on the course.

As long as it didnt slow me up somehow, i personally dont mind though. but i know 99% of golfers would be annoyed

99% of golfers get annoyed by everything (GG123 excluded, of course).

I think it's funny when people get distracted in the backswings. Bird, someone yelling, car horn, whatever.

But yep, at least 99%. And yep, GG123 excluded. Tunnel vision.

 

[IvanKaramazov]

Somebody hasn't come to terms with his new life yet

 

[Tom Servo]

WTF would you bring a baby out on a golf course?

Worked out really well for papa Woods

 

[Tom Servo]

Horrible person? No

But it will annoy everyone on the course.

As long as it didnt slow me up somehow, i personally dont mind though. but i know 99% of golfers would be annoyed

99% of golfers get annoyed by everything (GG123 excluded, of course).

Baseball players have to worry about hitting 100 mph fastballs with tonsof crowd noise.But golfers hitting a stationary ball? I DEMAND ABSOLUTE QUIET!!!!

 

[comfortably numb]

This can't even be allowed on golf courses, can it?

 

[bostonfred]

This can't even be allowed on golf courses, can it?

beers aren't allowed either but you just stuff them in your bag and don't open it up til the second hole

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I think the law requires you to have one of those Baby on Board signs from the 80's displayed on your cart, but otherwise, no worries.

 

[Zow]

This can't even be allowed on golf courses, can it?

Very unlikely. But frankly the golf course attendant may be so flabbergasted he lets it slide just to see if this guy really brings his baby.

 

[Zow]

This can't even be allowed on golf courses, can it?

beers aren't allowed either but you just stuff them in your bag and don't open it up til the second hole

Get with the times. Insulated growlers that look like fancy water canisters. :money:

 

[Zow]

Horrible person? No

But it will annoy everyone on the course.

As long as it didnt slow me up somehow, i

personally dont mind though. but i know 99% of golfers would be annoyed

99% of golfers get annoyed by everything

(GG123 excluded, of course).

Baseball players have to worry about hitting 100 mph fastballs with tonsof crowd noise.But golfers hitting a stationary ball? I DEMAND ABSOLUTE QUIET!!!!

I used to think this way too back when I played a ton of baseball and very little to no golf. Then I started playing golf a lot. And it's really damn hard to hot that little ball the direction and distance you intend. And that's without some ####### making noise in the background.

Also, it's not the noise per se that distracts. Frankly constant cheering would be okay. It's the unanticipated loud noise during the swing that gets you.

 

[RUSF18]

Horrible person? No

But it will annoy everyone on the course.

As long as it didnt slow me up somehow, i

personally dont mind though. but i know 99% of golfers would be annoyed

99% of golfers get annoyed by everything

(GG123 excluded, of course).

Baseball players have to worry about hitting 100 mph fastballs with tonsof crowd noise.But golfers hitting a stationary ball? I DEMAND ABSOLUTE QUIET!!!!

I used to think this way too back when I played a ton of baseball and very little to no golf. Then I started playing golf a lot. And it's really damn hard to hot that little ball the direction and distance you intend. And that's without some ####### making noise in the background.

Also, it's not the noise per se that distracts. Frankly constant cheering would be okay. It's the unanticipated loud noise during the swing that gets you.

Noonan!

 

[Johnny Rock]

So stay home and watch the kid while your wife goes out and gets lessons from bangs the golf pro.

Then maybe your second kid would have a chance at being a scratch golfer.

 

[proninja]

Horrible person? No

But it will annoy everyone on the course.

As long as it didnt slow me up somehow, i personally dont mind though. but i know 99% of golfers would be annoyed

99% of golfers get annoyed by everything (GG123 excluded, of course).

Baseball players have to worry about hitting 100 mph fastballs with tonsof crowd noise.But golfers hitting a stationary ball? I DEMAND ABSOLUTE QUIET!!!!

now imagine the baseball player has to land the ball in a jug somewhere in the middle of the outfield and has to play his foul balls. Their comparisons are laughable.

 

[Judge Smails]

WTF would you bring a baby out on a golf course?

This. Bad idea all the way around. And for the love of God don't have the baby's side of the court to the right of Ian Poulter.

 

[fantasycurse42]

thank you for calling rolling meadows pro shop, how may i help you?

id like to get a tee time please.

sure, have you ever played here before?

No, it's my first time golfing actually, but I've been locked inside with my wife all winter, so...

... You can't wait to get away from her? ha, trust me, you're not the only one.

No, I'll be bringing her.

Oh, that's great. she's a big golfer then?

Nope, her first time too.

wow. Ok. Good for you. Lots of couples try golfing together. Will you have a foursome?

a threesome, I guess. Just me, her, and my son.

Oh wow. How old is he?

Eight months.

Wow. Don't you think that'll cramp your style a bit?

Oh don't worry. I'll still have plenty of long breaks to get away from it all. I plan to go mountain biking, skiing, hit up the gym pretty often - really I'm just looking to add a new and very time consuming hobby without giving up any time with my wife or missing out on any diaper changes.

Jesus. Are you guys independently wealthy or something?

No, that's why were bringing the kid. We don't want to spend a lot of money on a baby sitter so we plan to start a nice cheap hobby like golf and just bring our infant child to hours of sun exposure on a mechanized vehicle that feels like it's going to top over at any time and has no does or windows to protect him from the hundreds of high speed projectiles launching around the course.

first kid?

yes, how could you tell?

I've reread this 4x and it's still absolutely hilarious!

 

[bostonfred]

bump for more advice

 

[jonessed]

I don't see the big deal if the baby is with your wife. If I saw it I wouldn't think it strange at all.

Sometimes I go out with buddies to golf, drink, and talk shop. Sometimes I go with my kids to teach them, let them drive the cart, watch them chase wild turkeys, etc. Obviously two completely different mindsets. If I felt uncomfortable with the latter I wouldn't get to golf nearly as much nor would I get the enjoyment of spending that time with my family.

Being able to involve family with a hobby has a lot of benefits.

Edit: Obviously don't pair with people that would be bothered by having a baby around. When I take my kids it's at twilight, usually with my brother. I have actually found that most singles that join enjoy having the kids around. My 7-year old likes to clean clubs and fill in divots. A lot of people get a kick out of it.