Bad Haircuts (1 Viewer)

[awesomeness]

Are there any barber's in the FFA that can tell me what the correct terminology is to say i want 'my hair cut short, but still long' is? My hair right now is long and i want it cut short, but i dont want it so short that someone can see any disfigurements my head may have...

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Otis before and after

man chase was heavy

I have seen this picture posted by you probably 100 times and I still don't know who is in it.

I'm shuked too. Oat is on the right, though.

 

[shuke]

Otis before and after

man chase was heavy

I have seen this picture posted by you probably 100 times and I still don't know who is in it.

I'm shuked too. Oat is on the right, though.

Really? I thought that was Otis on the left.

 

[Otis]

Otis before and after

man chase was heavy

I have seen this picture posted by you probably 100 times and I still don't know who is in it.

I'm shuked too. Oat is on the right, though.

Really? I thought that was Otis on the left.

X

 

[SierraKiloBravo]

Otis before and after

man chase was heavy

I have seen this picture posted by you probably 100 times and I still don't know who is in it.

I'm shuked too. Oat is on the right, though.

Really? I thought that was Otis on the left.

X

Your right cheek sort of looks like you've got a Frank Beamer thing going on there. Not that you actually do, of course. Just an odd angle on the picture and / or the "I'm drunk but faking sobriety" smile.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Otis before and after

man chase was heavy

I have seen this picture posted by you probably 100 times and I still don't know who is in it.

I'm shuked too. Oat is on the right, though.

Really? I thought that was Otis on the left.

X

####, me too.

 

[Moe Green]

Otis before and after

Geez - the Frankenstein monster and Jerry Lewis in the same place. WHAT WERE THE CHANCES?

 

[Otis]

Otis before and after

man chase was heavy

I have seen this picture posted by you probably 100 times and I still don't know who is in it.

I'm shuked too. Oat is on the right, though.

Really? I thought that was Otis on the left.

X

####, me too.

XXXXGuy on the right is way charminger than the guy on the left.

 

[shuke]

Otis before and after

man chase was heavy

I have seen this picture posted by you probably 100 times and I still don't know who is in it.

I'm shuked too. Oat is on the right, though.

Really? I thought that was Otis on the left.

X

####, me too.

XXXXGuy on the right is way charminger than the guy on the left.

Who is the guy on the left?

 

[Otis]

Otis before and after

man chase was heavy

I have seen this picture posted by you probably 100 times and I still don't know who is in it.

I'm shuked too. Oat is on the right, though.

Really? I thought that was Otis on the left.

X

####, me too.

XXXXGuy on the right is way charminger than the guy on the left.

Who is the guy on the left?

I wouldn't want to blow up Righetti's epic shtick here.

 

[shuke]

Otis before and after

man chase was heavy

I have seen this picture posted by you probably 100 times and I still don't know who is in it.

I'm shuked too. Oat is on the right, though.

Really? I thought that was Otis on the left.

X

####, me too.

XXXXGuy on the right is way charminger than the guy on the left.

Who is the guy on the left?

I wouldn't want to blow up Righetti's epic shtick here.

It's already blown. Spill it.

 

[Otis]

Otis before and after

man chase was heavy

I have seen this picture posted by you probably 100 times and I still don't know who is in it.

I'm shuked too. Oat is on the right, though.

Really? I thought that was Otis on the left.

X

####, me too.

XXXXGuy on the right is way charminger than the guy on the left.

Who is the guy on the left?

I wouldn't want to blow up Righetti's epic shtick here.

It's already blown. Spill it.

Tigerfan

 

[videoguy505]

OK, THIS HAS NOW GONE TOO ####### FAR!!! Banning bikini waxes? I HATE THE GOVERNMENT!!!!one!!!~juan

http://www.philly.com/philly/hp/news_updat..._quot__wax.html

TRENTON, NJ - Things could get hairy in New Jersey this summer for women who sport revealing bikinis or a little bit less.

The painful Brazilian wax and its intimate derivatives are in danger of being stripped from salon and spa menus if a recent proposal to ban genital waxing is passed by the state's Board of Cosmetology and Hairstyling.

Cherry Hill salon owner Linda Orsuto said that women would "go ballistic" if the proposal passed. She said that some women would resort to waxing themselves, visiting unlicensed salons or traveling to other states, including Pennsylvania, in a quest to remain bare down there.

"The clients are going to freak," said Orsuto, who owns 800 West Salon & Spa, on Route 70. "It's a hot issue, and we're going to have to do something."

New Jersey statutes allow waxing of the face, neck, arms, legs and abdomen, but officials say that genital waxing has always been illegal, although not spelled out.

Blame state government for bad haircuts?

It serves as a segue of sorts into how many state governments killed the traditional Barbering industry. It also resulted in men having to pay premium prices for haircuts while enduring wasted hours sitting in waiting chairs staring at posters of the latest Sassoon girls. All assuming they could get an appointment at a convenient time.

In the 70's and 80's many states merged their Barber and Cosmetology Boards into one. Suddenly a young man who could make a decent living as a Barber couldn't do a partly paid apprenticeship, taking just months to learn a career that could serve him for life. He had to pay to attend a Community College or private tech education program that could last two years, while making him learn a variety of skills he'd never employ. And he, or she was also taught to charge much more for the service.

And that doesn't include the regulation side, which went on to require every Barbershop to meet the standards of the largest women's Salon in terms of specialized sinks and facilities a traditional Barber would never need.

In states where this took place a career once dominated by men became a women's forte - which is fine, though many never have learned how to give a good Men's haircut. Costs of a haircut more than doubled, you could forget getting a nice shave if you wanted it. And businesses saw their overhead costs rise dramatically. And all because the government was just looking out for you.

Or perhaps gettng paid off by tech education and cosmetic industries that found a clever way to extract more dollars from a male public that never actually needed them in the first place. At least not before the government said you did, anyway.

That a quaint and quite historically rich American tradition, Barbering, suffered, or simply went by the wayside in many states was just collateral damage.

 

[offdee]

Are there any barber's in the FFA that can tell me what the correct terminology is to say i want 'my hair cut short, but still long' is? My hair right now is long and i want it cut short, but i dont want it so short that someone can see any disfigurements my head may have...

Take a picture example of length and type of style you like.Or take a measurement of your hair and detemine how many inches you personally consider "short but still long". Many stylists work off of inches when factoring in their cuts.You can say something like.....Keep the top around 3" long and taper it down to 1.5" on the sides and back."

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

OK, THIS HAS NOW GONE TOO ####### FAR!!! Banning bikini waxes? I HATE THE GOVERNMENT!!!!one!!!~juan

http://www.philly.com/philly/hp/news_updat..._quot__wax.html

TRENTON, NJ - Things could get hairy in New Jersey this summer for women who sport revealing bikinis or a little bit less.

The painful Brazilian wax and its intimate derivatives are in danger of being stripped from salon and spa menus if a recent proposal to ban genital waxing is passed by the state's Board of Cosmetology and Hairstyling.

Cherry Hill salon owner Linda Orsuto said that women would "go ballistic" if the proposal passed. She said that some women would resort to waxing themselves, visiting unlicensed salons or traveling to other states, including Pennsylvania, in a quest to remain bare down there.

"The clients are going to freak," said Orsuto, who owns 800 West Salon & Spa, on Route 70. "It's a hot issue, and we're going to have to do something."

New Jersey statutes allow waxing of the face, neck, arms, legs and abdomen, but officials say that genital waxing has always been illegal, although not spelled out.

1. This almost reads like an Onion article.2. This deserves its own thread as a FFA PSA to write your congressman in protest.

3. The terrorists are winning.

 

[Otis]