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Worst Friday thread ever? 


f'ing zippy.... Its was a good run 

 
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I was really hoping for this to have legs, so we can get out the political threads and stretch out.

Wow that was a bad and unintended pun. 

 
Quez said:
First off, you always want to play hard to get.  You should be working the, "7am!?!?! WTF?  Why don't you just swing by my place" angle.  If anything, you need to get some guarantees on what's in it for you.  Say " you would be cool to meet her there for happy hour, but 7am is kind of early unless you send me a pic of your boobs right now".  Then your going to want to share that pic with us.  Then work your way up to some vaj shots, and also share them with us.  Once you have brought that to the table, we will make a collective decision on what the 7am call is.
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First of all Snickers, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering a stripper, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the blonde with fake ####, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Snickers. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV. 

 
Foosball God said:
First of all Snickers, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering a stripper, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the blonde with fake ####, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Snickers. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV. 
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I'm going to listen to IV right now. Seems like the only thing that mak s sense in this thread. 

 
Bad News, Good News that you will want to know (borrowing a phrase) to update the story.  Bad news is that my coworker ended up blowing me          off that Friday morning so I ended up solo at the strip club.  However, I do have a pretty interesting stripper story from last week when I was out in Scottsdale for work.  I had to go meet with a senior level Exec at one of our largest clients to smooth over a pretty big screw up.  My meeting was on Wednesday afternoon and I got out to AZ on Tuesday afternoon and head to the W.  I get to my room and notice there is a card thanking me for my 5th stay with them and enclosed is a few drink cards.  I head down to the bar, have a couple of vodka drinks and get a recommendation for a steak house in walking distance.  I head down there and order a bottle of wine, a bone-in ribeye and a twice baked potato.  As I polish of the bottle of wine, it enters my mind that it would be a good idea to find some blow.  As I head back to the W, I ask the valet but he is no help.  I sit back down at the bar and figure the bartender is a good bet but there are a lot of people at the bar and I didn't want other hotel guests hearing me ask him.  I open up an email draft and write out "Do you know where I can score some coke?" and hand it over to him.  He says his guy is out of town but he seems like he wants to help me out and starts thinking about it.  He mentions a dance club I could get it at but he sees that it is only 7pm and a Tuesday and then states that a strip club is my best bet.  He tells me the best place and says that it is 96% that I can score.

I jump in an Uber, tell the guy where I'm going and he pulls out a card for 50% the cover charge.  It is a Tuesday night around 7pm and the place is pretty empty.  I grab a beer and a table near the main (and only) stage.  The stripper on stage is pretty decent, especially for a Tuesday night. I drop her a couple of bucks and tell her to see me when she is done.  She comes over and sits down and we do the normal chit chat and I ask her if she knows where I can get blow.  She tells me no but I get a private lap dance from her anyways and it was very good.  I ask a couple of more strippers, each of them saying no and I grab a couple of more lap dances.  I start drinking with one of the girls at the bar when several new girls seem to hit the floor.  I ask around and finally one of them says she can call a guy.  She comes back a few minutes later and tells me $80 a gram which is pretty darn pricey but I tell her to get me two.  I hit the ATM, give her the cash and about 30 minutes later we are in business.  I'm really drunk at this point as I'm on about my 7th or 8th drink at the club, on top of 3-4 at the W and the bottle of wine.  The stripper with the coke is trying to get me into a private room with her and a friend for a grand and is playing coy about giving me the coke until we are in the private room.  I get a little pissed and she gives me one of the bags so I head to the bathroom and hoover about half of it up my nose. I come back out and another stripper grabs me, we head off for a private room where I do a line off of her ### and get 2 lap dances.  She asks if she can borrow the one bag I have to do some with her friend in the back and I stupidly say yes.

I head back out to the bar, grab a drink for myself and sit down next to the stripper who scored me the blow, she has the full baggie of the other gram.  I'm asking for it but she is insisting that me, her and this other stripper grab a private room.  We head in there and they are talking about me doing blow off of their asses while grabbing my ####.  The girl with the blow drops down her bikini bottom so that I can see the baggie of coke on top of her snatch.  The other stripper is telling me to give her my credit card so they can charge $1000 for 30 minutes with the two of them.  I'm asking for the bag of coke first and we go back and forth.  Finally, I say give me the bag and I will go to the bathroom and come right back and the broad at this point is kind enough to hand me my drugs.  I go to the bathroom, do some more blow and that cleared my head from the booze enough for me to realize between the alcohol and blow there was no way I was going to get hard despite the fact that two pretty hot strippers were ready to get down with me.  I realize it would be a foolish waste of a grand so I head out of the bathroom and high tail it out of the strip club.

 
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