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Bathroom Attendants (1 Viewer)

JuniorGong

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This seems to be a bit of a dying trade, restricted to some airports, certain gentleman’s clubs and a few old restaurants.

I honestly can’t figure why anyone would sign up for this type of work and I can’t imagine inhaling people’s #### all day is good for you.

I’m also assuming this is strictly a men’s profession, correct? I wouldn’t think there are attendants in the ladies rooms.

 
We were at a restaurant in Cancun and they did have a female attendant, her only job was giving the ladies a small glass of champagne after they were done. 

 
The nice places have cologne, mints, rubbers, smokes, probably drugs. That's worth a tip. A paper towel? Not so much. 
Never seen drugs being offered but that's the only thing that I'd want that would justify a tip.

Maybe a hukka with disposable mouthpiece where you can take a big pull before sitting down for a nice meal.  That's my type of place.

 
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Never seen drugs being offered but that's the only thing that I'd want that would justify a tip.

Maybe a hukka with disposable mouthpiece where you can take a big pull before sitting down for a nice meal.  That's my type of place.
You want to suck off a hukka in the ####ter?

 
You want to suck off a hukka in the ####ter?
Well I'd prefer is was at the table, but that's probably asking for too much so I'll take what I can get.   I'd imagine its the equivalent of sneaking into a stall to get a few hits off of a vape pen.    :PotheadLife:

WAIT, what are we talking about?

 
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The nice places have cologne, mints, rubbers, smokes, probably drugs. That's worth a tip. A paper towel? Not so much. 
Yeah total bull####.

Some guys are pretty chill about it.. let you do your own thing if you don't need any of their wares. 
Others empty the paper towel and soap dispensers and force their assistance on you. #### you buddy. 

I have, in a few rare instances, been glad for a mint or shot of cologne to cover up various odors/tastes/etc... but overall they can all go #### themselves. 

 
Never seen drugs being offered but that's the only thing that I'd want that would justify a tip.

Maybe a hukka with disposable mouthpiece where you can take a big pull before sitting down for a nice meal.  That's my type of place.
Pretty sure they have drugs at most strip clubs or at least they will point you in the right direction

 
Yeah total bull####.

Some guys are pretty chill about it.. let you do your own thing if you don't need any of their wares. 
Others empty the paper towel and soap dispensers and force their assistance on you. #### you buddy. 

I have, in a few rare instances, been glad for a mint or shot of cologne to cover up various odors/tastes/etc... but overall they can all go #### themselves. 
Plus, you have everything you need in your purse

:excited:  

 
Hate this - makes me so uncomfortable.  Same with waiters who want to scrape crumbs off your table and pull out your chair.

 
There's a place in Branson, Missouri, where they have a pool table with the attendant, who explains how to play for anyone who doesn't know. Played a game there, it was interesting.

 
There's a place in Branson, Missouri, where they have a pool table with the attendant, who explains how to play for anyone who doesn't know. Played a game there, it was interesting.
Unless you can piss and crap in one of the pockets, wrong thread

 
One time I went into the bathroom of some nice place and discovered an attendant just sitting there on some tall stool. No idea why that caught me so off guard, but it did. He was just doing normal stupid attendant things. But being surprised, I walked up to the urinal and stood there for a few moments before remembering I had needed to take a dump. I stood there not feeling comfortable enough to just walk into the stall and tried thinking of a plan. A minute or so later I realized I had been standing at the urinal too long and couldn't justify suddenly sprinting toward the stall. I stood at the urinal a bit longer - totally zipped up and doing nothing - before I decided this was a lost cause and I'd have to crap elsewhere. I shuffled over to the sink and tipped the guy a buck for handing me a towel and making me so uncomfortable I'd have to poop elsewhere. 

 
I assume they are just working for tips. This is common in Europe where you have to pay to use the toilet and they clean them.  

They are at Augusta at the Masters also.

 
Gotta be top 5 worst jobs right?  I'd rather have to clean the ####ter than just sit in it all day annoying people and begging for tips.

 

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