Arizona Ron
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This past weekend I had tickets to comedy show in DC at the Improv. Pretty cool place to see a show, seats about 100 people or so w/tables and food/drink service. When I see a comedy show, I always prefer this setup to the theater style 3000 people venue. I realize these guys need to make their money but comedy in an arena doesn't work for me personally. Anyway, like most of these places if you buy two seats you're likely to get sat a community style table or a four-top with another couple. I always buy 4 tickets; comedy shows are usually $25-$35 a ticket even for headliners. And this way we have a table to ourselves instead of sitting at a table with my date and two strangers.
They never have mega-stars doing shows there for obvious reasons like you’ll never see Kevin Hart in his prime there but I’ve seen Dave Attell, Judah Friedlander and Bert Kreischer there. Again, not mega stars but pretty big names in the comedy world IMO.
The headliner for the show was Jim Norton. I haven't been to his show before but regularly hear him on the radio going back to the Opie & Anthony days. Ice bailed on me so I text around a bit. One chick wanted to go but needed me to pick her up (about 40 minutes out of my way); Brie and Rosie hit me back and said they didn’t know who the comedian is but wanted to go out to see a show while they’re still in town. They’re right in the city so easy to swing by and pick them up.
Brie: “Are you going out styling tonight or just jeans?”
Me: “It feels like a jeans and sneakers kind of night. I’m thinking True Religion, OVO black jays, polo and leather jacket.”
I pick the girls up at their hotel; they’re in jeans, heals and jackets looking very nice but smelling like skunk weed. I can’t get use to the smell of weed now and I use to smoke daily back in high school and college. Anyway, the show was really good; the host was funny, the chick opening was meh but Norton killed. We went to a bar after the show; we’re talking about the show and it gave me an opening to talk more about what Rosie considers herself since Norton made several tranny jokes.
Me: “Did it bother you when he was talking about trannys?”
Rosie: “No, why?”
Me: “Just not sure now what words do and don’t fly”
Rosie (Brie rolled her eyes like here we go again): “I’ve always considered myself a tranny – not “trans”, tranny; I want people to know exactly what they’re getting. If I say I’m a tranny, you now I got a #### right? The ‘them’, ‘they’ #### is confusing, right? (raising her voice, accent thinker) I don’t want to have to get into a fight over some BS because I got a #### and some guy acts like he didn’t know”.
This didn’t seem to rattle anyone in earshot of our conversation. Instead most of the people were talking about the gun march; not so much about the issues but how is going to affect traffic, street closures, etc. I still couldn’t figure out the relationship between Rosie and Brie; do they consider themselves two girls going out on the town or a couple that likes a 3rd. It does 100% feel like I’m hanging out with two chicks though, even down to neither of them reach for the check when it show up lol. Other observation, I was ten years off on guessing Rosie’s age, she’s 28; I noticed it when we went to the bar as the bartender looked extra-long at their NY state drivers licenses. Cocaine is a hell of drug.
I’m driving so taking it easy on the drinks – the girls aren’t. I’m at the ‘I want to keep drinking but can’t if I’m driving’ level. I bring that to the girls attention and Rosie speak up that it’s time to go because she wants to smoke. Rosie hops in the front seat, Brie is in the back. Rosie immediately starts rubbing my #### saying to Brie, “This guy must walk around with a hard #### all day”.
I pull up at the hotel in the valet area; Brie says, “you’re coming in right?” I kind of just wanted to go home but decided to head to the room with them. Brie grabs my #### when we get in the room, Rosie grabs a glass #### and smokes for a bit. Brie and I start tearing each other’s clothes off then Brie start grinding on top of me then lets me slide in. She’s riding me for a bit then Rosie comes in the room; Brie says wait, face to face with me very still while Rosie mounts her from behind. We’re in a DP situation, I’m in the vag and Rosie pegging her.
I’m looking at two women but feeling a second set of balls on my balls though. What’s worse is I watched Rosie climax then felt a load run down between my legs. I start going semi so Brie gets off me then Rosie blew me to completion. I chilled for a bit then they wanted to go for round two but told them I needed to get home. They insisted so I stayed drank but didn’t have sex before falling asleep.
I woke up hearing a slight snoring sound. It’s Brie laying to my left; it’s always funny to see tiny girls snore; she must have a deviated septum or something. Rosie wakes up laying to my right and looks at me, smiling and says “I need to get this ##### a Zyppah; she snores all the ####ing time”. I laugh and started to get up, morning wood hanging. Rosie starts touching on me but I lost interest when I looked down and saw she also had morning wood. I decided it was time to leave before march event started.
They never have mega-stars doing shows there for obvious reasons like you’ll never see Kevin Hart in his prime there but I’ve seen Dave Attell, Judah Friedlander and Bert Kreischer there. Again, not mega stars but pretty big names in the comedy world IMO.
The headliner for the show was Jim Norton. I haven't been to his show before but regularly hear him on the radio going back to the Opie & Anthony days. Ice bailed on me so I text around a bit. One chick wanted to go but needed me to pick her up (about 40 minutes out of my way); Brie and Rosie hit me back and said they didn’t know who the comedian is but wanted to go out to see a show while they’re still in town. They’re right in the city so easy to swing by and pick them up.
Brie: “Are you going out styling tonight or just jeans?”
Me: “It feels like a jeans and sneakers kind of night. I’m thinking True Religion, OVO black jays, polo and leather jacket.”
I pick the girls up at their hotel; they’re in jeans, heals and jackets looking very nice but smelling like skunk weed. I can’t get use to the smell of weed now and I use to smoke daily back in high school and college. Anyway, the show was really good; the host was funny, the chick opening was meh but Norton killed. We went to a bar after the show; we’re talking about the show and it gave me an opening to talk more about what Rosie considers herself since Norton made several tranny jokes.
Me: “Did it bother you when he was talking about trannys?”
Rosie: “No, why?”
Me: “Just not sure now what words do and don’t fly”
Rosie (Brie rolled her eyes like here we go again): “I’ve always considered myself a tranny – not “trans”, tranny; I want people to know exactly what they’re getting. If I say I’m a tranny, you now I got a #### right? The ‘them’, ‘they’ #### is confusing, right? (raising her voice, accent thinker) I don’t want to have to get into a fight over some BS because I got a #### and some guy acts like he didn’t know”.
This didn’t seem to rattle anyone in earshot of our conversation. Instead most of the people were talking about the gun march; not so much about the issues but how is going to affect traffic, street closures, etc. I still couldn’t figure out the relationship between Rosie and Brie; do they consider themselves two girls going out on the town or a couple that likes a 3rd. It does 100% feel like I’m hanging out with two chicks though, even down to neither of them reach for the check when it show up lol. Other observation, I was ten years off on guessing Rosie’s age, she’s 28; I noticed it when we went to the bar as the bartender looked extra-long at their NY state drivers licenses. Cocaine is a hell of drug.
I’m driving so taking it easy on the drinks – the girls aren’t. I’m at the ‘I want to keep drinking but can’t if I’m driving’ level. I bring that to the girls attention and Rosie speak up that it’s time to go because she wants to smoke. Rosie hops in the front seat, Brie is in the back. Rosie immediately starts rubbing my #### saying to Brie, “This guy must walk around with a hard #### all day”.
I pull up at the hotel in the valet area; Brie says, “you’re coming in right?” I kind of just wanted to go home but decided to head to the room with them. Brie grabs my #### when we get in the room, Rosie grabs a glass #### and smokes for a bit. Brie and I start tearing each other’s clothes off then Brie start grinding on top of me then lets me slide in. She’s riding me for a bit then Rosie comes in the room; Brie says wait, face to face with me very still while Rosie mounts her from behind. We’re in a DP situation, I’m in the vag and Rosie pegging her.
I’m looking at two women but feeling a second set of balls on my balls though. What’s worse is I watched Rosie climax then felt a load run down between my legs. I start going semi so Brie gets off me then Rosie blew me to completion. I chilled for a bit then they wanted to go for round two but told them I needed to get home. They insisted so I stayed drank but didn’t have sex before falling asleep.
I woke up hearing a slight snoring sound. It’s Brie laying to my left; it’s always funny to see tiny girls snore; she must have a deviated septum or something. Rosie wakes up laying to my right and looks at me, smiling and says “I need to get this ##### a Zyppah; she snores all the ####ing time”. I laugh and started to get up, morning wood hanging. Rosie starts touching on me but I lost interest when I looked down and saw she also had morning wood. I decided it was time to leave before march event started.
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