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Best Partying You've Ever Done? (1 Viewer)

3quinox

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I'm a young blood here so I don't have many crazy life stories but the one's I do have involve living in a college town and partying at Oregon State and University of Oregon, both of which are ranked party schools. I wanna hear some crazy stories from the best parties you ever went to. I've thrown up on an RA and stole a campus golf cart to pick up a date among other events.

 
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University of Hawaii, 1994, I was bored and I "borrowed" my roommates hang glider and his jeep and I drove to the highest peak I could find. It was late at night and i forgot a flashlight and it was all really poorly planned, but the short version is that the entire city lost power and my dad got punched in the stomach over a can of soup.

 
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Geezil said:
University of Hawaii, 1994, I was bored and I "borrowed" my roommates hang glider and his jeep and I drove to the highest peak I could find. It was late at night and i forgot a flashlight and it was all really poorly planned, but the short version is that the entire city lost power and my dad got punched in the stomach over a can of soup.
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Should have got DirecTV

 
I was at college for seven years and spent most of my time throwing parties and hosting "fund raisers". When my father decided that it was time for tough love, he stopped paying my tuition. So I became a professional party thrower. All while this bird I knew, who wrote for the college paper, was tasked with doing a story on me, but I was too busy partying to do that. So she wrote it using info from people who would talk about me and wrote a fairly unflattering piece, which did not make me happy. I then dared her to see if she can get the true story but was more interested in trying to score with her (which is not easy because she had a boyfriend, who was a frat boy snob, and who was not too happy with the amount time she was spending with me.) So I tried to get rid of him. But when things started to go wrong for me, I realized that it was time for me to do something really crazy... GRADUATE!

Ahh... I sure do miss that cash camel though. Those were the days.

 
me and some of my bros had a dry hump party.

see who could withstand the friction burns the longest.

winner got a can of Penaten cream

 
3quinox said:
I'm a young blood here so I don't have many crazy life stories but the one's I do have involve living in a college town and partying at Oregon State and University of Oregon, both of which are ranked party schools. I wanna hear some crazy stories from the best parties you ever went to. I've thrown up on an RA and stole a campus golf cart to pick up a date among other events.
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wrong forum

 
Clifford said:
3quinox said:
I'm a young blood here so I don't have many crazy life stories but the one's I do have involve living in a college town and partying at Oregon State and University of Oregon, both of which are ranked party schools. I wanna hear some crazy stories from the best parties you ever went to. I've thrown up on an RA and stole a campus golf cart to pick up a date among other events.
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How so? I just read a wonderful piece on prostitute lovin' four links down. If this isn't the place to talk about parties I don't know what is.

Jaysus said:
I was at college for seven years and spent most of my time throwing parties and hosting "fund raisers". When my father decided that it was time for tough love, he stopped paying my tuition. So I became a professional party thrower. All while this bird I knew, who wrote for the college paper, was tasked with doing a story on me, but I was too busy partying to do that. So she wrote it using info from people who would talk about me and wrote a fairly unflattering piece, which did not make me happy. I then dared her to see if she can get the true story but was more interested in trying to score with her (which is not easy because she had a boyfriend, who was a frat boy snob, and who was not too happy with the amount time she was spending with me.) So I tried to get rid of him. But when things started to go wrong for me, I realized that it was time for me to do something really crazy... GRADUATE!

Ahh... I sure do miss that cash camel though. Those were the days.
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what was the most cash you ever made for one party?

 
Years back I was living in an SDSU mini-dorm. You know - one of those places that its a 6 bedroom house close to campus and all the people that live in it were randos the owner found on craigslist. He would just post the rooms individually, so there was always some coming and going. Anyway, we finally get a good group together and have a nice sized party. Typical SDSU style, a couple football players, tons of scantily clad hoes, maybe 50-75 people in the place. And like 3-4 kegs, whatever, we get down.


So me being the default security guy b/c I was like a giant to all these roommates, I am always patrolling for BS going on - guys breaking bottles, couples f'ing in my room..etc, just looking to make sure the place doesn't get shut down. So I walk into the kitchen and I can hear something "spilling" in the garage area. The door was barely open, but I see this dude I haven't seen before just pissing in our garage. I call out "Dude" and he barely lifts his head to acknowledge me. My other roommate comes in hearing me flip out on this dude. So we try to find out who brought him, to get him gone.

Well, we of course are drunk and #### so we forget about it. As the night winds down, we get everyone out of the house, prepared to shut down for the night. That's when we remember the dude, and start telling the other roommates "This guy almost pissed on this/that" and we start to go to the garage to see him passed out on the concrete. Now, we had not cleaned up anything yet, so I figured "#### it" and just start pissing on the guy. Like all over him. Dude never wakes up. Other roommate wanted to join in, but he just poured maple syrup all over the dude and put slices of cheese on his face.

We let him crash there, when we woke up, the guy was gone. Never saw him again.

Moral: Don't piss on someone's house then pass out.
 
Terpman22 said:
Years back I was living in an SDSU mini-dorm. You know - one of those places that its a 6 bedroom house close to campus and all the people that live in it were randos the owner found on craigslist. He would just post the rooms individually, so there was always some coming and going. Anyway, we finally get a good group together and have a nice sized party. Typical SDSU style, a couple football players, tons of scantily clad hoes, maybe 50-75 people in the place. And like 3-4 kegs, whatever, we get down.


So me being the default security guy b/c I was like a giant to all these roommates, I am always patrolling for BS going on - guys breaking bottles, couples f'ing in my room..etc, just looking to make sure the place doesn't get shut down. So I walk into the kitchen and I can hear something "spilling" in the garage area. The door was barely open, but I see this dude I haven't seen before just pissing in our garage. I call out "Dude" and he barely lifts his head to acknowledge me. My other roommate comes in hearing me flip out on this dude. So we try to find out who brought him, to get him gone.

Well, we of course are drunk and #### so we forget about it. As the night winds down, we get everyone out of the house, prepared to shut down for the night. That's when we remember the dude, and start telling the other roommates "This guy almost pissed on this/that" and we start to go to the garage to see him passed out on the concrete. Now, we had not cleaned up anything yet, so I figured "#### it" and just start pissing on the guy. Like all over him. Dude never wakes up. Other roommate wanted to join in, but he just poured maple syrup all over the dude and put slices of cheese on his face.

We let him crash there, when we woke up, the guy was gone. Never saw him again.

Moral: Don't piss on someone's house then pass out.
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lmao. Id be upset about getting pissed on but would accept it, I probably actually wouldn't mind the maple, but I'd lose my #### if I got cheese faced.

 
3quinox said:
Terpman22 said:
Years back I was living in an SDSU mini-dorm. You know - one of those places that its a 6 bedroom house close to campus and all the people that live in it were randos the owner found on craigslist. He would just post the rooms individually, so there was always some coming and going. Anyway, we finally get a good group together and have a nice sized party. Typical SDSU style, a couple football players, tons of scantily clad hoes, maybe 50-75 people in the place. And like 3-4 kegs, whatever, we get down.


So me being the default security guy b/c I was like a giant to all these roommates, I am always patrolling for BS going on - guys breaking bottles, couples f'ing in my room..etc, just looking to make sure the place doesn't get shut down. So I walk into the kitchen and I can hear something "spilling" in the garage area. The door was barely open, but I see this dude I haven't seen before just pissing in our garage. I call out "Dude" and he barely lifts his head to acknowledge me. My other roommate comes in hearing me flip out on this dude. So we try to find out who brought him, to get him gone.

Well, we of course are drunk and #### so we forget about it. As the night winds down, we get everyone out of the house, prepared to shut down for the night. That's when we remember the dude, and start telling the other roommates "This guy almost pissed on this/that" and we start to go to the garage to see him passed out on the concrete. Now, we had not cleaned up anything yet, so I figured "#### it" and just start pissing on the guy. Like all over him. Dude never wakes up. Other roommate wanted to join in, but he just poured maple syrup all over the dude and put slices of cheese on his face.

We let him crash there, when we woke up, the guy was gone. Never saw him again.

Moral: Don't piss on someone's house then pass out.
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lmao. Id be upset about getting pissed on but would accept it, I probably actually wouldn't mind the maple, but I'd lose my #### if I got cheese faced.
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There is another one at another house where me and my good friend got the #### beat out of us by like 8 dudes. But that one isn't as funny, although I did tackle a guy down a 20ft hill that was like a 45 degree gradient.

 
3quinox said:
I'm a young blood here so I don't have many crazy life stories but the one's I do have involve living in a college town and partying at Oregon State and University of Oregon, both of which are ranked party schools. I wanna hear some crazy stories from the best parties you ever went to. I've thrown up on an RA and stole a campus golf cart to pick up a date among other events.
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sounds like you and your fellows did some righteous chilling

 
17seconds said:
3quinox said:
I'm a young blood here so I don't have many crazy life stories but the one's I do have involve living in a college town and partying at Oregon State and University of Oregon, both of which are ranked party schools. I wanna hear some crazy stories from the best parties you ever went to. I've thrown up on an RA and stole a campus golf cart to pick up a date among other events.
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sounds like you and your fellows did some righteous chilling
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The RA didn't seem to think so. After throwing up on her I got the cops called. For even more back story the RA had a serious pathological fear of vomit and couldn't make eye contact with me after that. The golf cart was pretty cool. Just this last Halloween we took one for a spin, it had speakers in it so we found a way to connect our ipod. We put it on shuffle and ended up blaring 'It's Tricky" by Run DMC. My friend in the back was in a Gumby Suit and was dancing on the back of the cart hanging on by his Gumby paw. We took a hard left on fraternity row and he completely ate #### on the road, luckily his face broke his fall. There was literally a hundred people outside trying to get into parties singing along but they all got quiet when he hit the deck. I kid you not he gets back up like a champ and gets back on while someone starts a slow clap, it turns into 100 drunk people giving standing ovations and starting the chant "Gumby, Gumby, GUMBY!" as we drove away in our "government" vehicle.

 
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Jaysus said:
I was at college for seven years and spent most of my time throwing parties and hosting "fund raisers". When my father decided that it was time for tough love, he stopped paying my tuition. So I became a professional party thrower. All while this bird I knew, who wrote for the college paper, was tasked with doing a story on me, but I was too busy partying to do that. So she wrote it using info from people who would talk about me and wrote a fairly unflattering piece, which did not make me happy. I then dared her to see if she can get the true story but was more interested in trying to score with her (which is not easy because she had a boyfriend, who was a frat boy snob, and who was not too happy with the amount time she was spending with me.) So I tried to get rid of him. But when things started to go wrong for me, I realized that it was time for me to do something really crazy... GRADUATE!

Ahh... I sure do miss that cash camel though. Those were the days.
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Wilder!
 
Still throw one every May with a ~$25k budget with 20-25 kegs and 10-15 cases of liquor. :unsure:

 
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Freshman year at UM-Rolla. Baseball players had to come back to campus early after winter break. 3-4 of us belonged to one fraternity (Phi Kap) and two others belonged to a rival fraternity (Pikes). On that campus the bigger fraternities had houses and we were the two largest fraternities and our houses were like 1.5 blocks apart on the same street. So pictte thes two huge houses nornmally filled with 60-80 guys but over winter break there were only a handful of guys in each house.

After a hard night of drinking we decided we wanted to play hockey but the problem was we didn't have an ice rink, or even hockey equipment. So we decided that the Pike house was empty so we could covert their bar into an ice rink and improvise on the hockey equipment. Somehow we convinced the two Pike guys this would be cool and they went along with it. So we too a bunch of flour from their kitchen and covered their basement bar in flour - wasn't quite icy enough so we then emptied about half a keg on top of all the flour. The ice rink was set up. We then found a couple floor hockey sticks and some tennis racquets to serve as hockey sticks. We used empty long necks as pucks. It was a hell of a good time. One guy wound up with stitches in his hand, one guy knocked out part of his tooth. Afterwards we realized we had basically destroyed the bar. We all swore each other to secrecy but one of the Pikes narced us out and we had to pay restitution and the fraternity board made us perform community service...but no criminal charges were filed thank God.

Over Spring break that year - someone took a rolling metal lighted sign from a local alternative bar and left it outside the Pike house with the arrow pointing to their house. That establishment wanted to file charges but no one ever admitted to it. It was funny (in a you had to be there kind of way), wish I knew who did it.

 
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I used to throw parties that lasted for days. Everybody passed out where ever they happened to be at. They used to trash my house really good too but I didn't care. I would wake up in the morning and say "wake up #####es!" then give somebody a couple hundred to buy pizzas which I went off to my "job". When I got home I would throw a bunch of glass out for everybody to partake.

 
Summer of 2012. My friends apt.Smoked $300 of crack. Snorted ten bags of heroin and drank at least 6 40oz over an 18 hour period. Played god of war 1-3 straight

Woke up the next day broke. Sold a brand new pair of timberlands and my xbox for $80 and bought 10 more rocks and smoked it with 2 friends in a crackhouse in hunts point

 
Fraternity at my college kicked off each new year with a party in which every room in the house had a different drug theme. Guys were some trust fund babies so there mounds of anything you wished to sample. Coke, weed, mushrooms, pills, lsd, and top shelf booze major themes. Guys knew how to party for days on end. Took a special invite to get in but I was in the same major as one of the officers and I guess he took a liking to me so I got to attend a couple times before he burnt out and dropped out.

The party lasted about a week, and lots of nutty stuff happened, as can be imagined. Wildest thing i think was when the coke room and the lsd room merged for an orgy in the hall. Half thought it was a bad trip other half easy pickings.

 
Broke up with the hottest girl I ever dated. Downed a fifth of Jack from the bottle. Barfed on a fat girl. Great ####ing night.

 
DSP said:
Summer of 2012. My friends apt.Smoked $300 of crack. Snorted ten bags of heroin and drank at least 6 40oz over an 18 hour period. Played god of war 1-3 straight

Woke up the next day broke. Sold a brand new pair of timberlands and my xbox for $80 and bought 10 more rocks and smoked it with 2 friends in a crackhouse in hunts point
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"In 2012, I was hospitalized for approaching perfection."

 
This one time, I "iced" my buddy. He got me back later that night when I got "iced". It was a sick night.

 
Oink Oink the Pig said:
I used to throw parties that lasted for days. Everybody passed out where ever they happened to be at. They used to trash my house really good too but I didn't care. I would wake up in the morning and say "wake up #####es!" then give somebody a couple hundred to buy pizzas which I went off to my "job". When I got home I would throw a bunch of glass out for everybody to partake.
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Sup Jesse

 
This one time in college my brodawg Scooter skied off the roof at our Christmas in July party. There isn't even any snow in July! Tres partyin'.

 
Jaysus said:
I was at college for seven years and spent most of my time throwing parties and hosting "fund raisers". When my father decided that it was time for tough love, he stopped paying my tuition. So I became a professional party thrower. All while this bird I knew, who wrote for the college paper, was tasked with doing a story on me, but I was too busy partying to do that. So she wrote it using info from people who would talk about me and wrote a fairly unflattering piece, which did not make me happy. I then dared her to see if she can get the true story but was more interested in trying to score with her (which is not easy because she had a boyfriend, who was a frat boy snob, and who was not too happy with the amount time she was spending with me.) So I tried to get rid of him. But when things started to go wrong for me, I realized that it was time for me to do something really crazy... GRADUATE!

Ahh... I sure do miss that cash camel though. Those were the days.
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Write that down

 
Best party we've ever thrown was at my buddy's house when his parents went out of town. The reason it was so good was because of the people I invited. I used to work as a stock person at a local pharmacy (no Im not Eminence) and made a lot of friends in that store. But then I got promoted to Floor Supervisor and had to move to another store close by (again I am not Eminence). So I invited pretty much both stores to this party. This party had like 30 kids in their mid 20s drinking, eating, having sex in bedrooms. It was pretty epic. So epic that the District Manager of the whole region ended up hearing about the party afterwards. Not sure how. Pretty crazy.

 
Totally calculated the subnet mask wrong when LANing it up with my geeks. That was a fail that should never had happened!

 
4th of July, Portland, Maine with my former Navy roommate. We ended up at a rooftop party overlooking the bay (best fireworks ever!). Someone handed us a couple beers, and when those were gone my buddy went to find us a couple more beers. On the way some dude asks him if he knows where the bathroom is. Next thing I know the guy walks up to me and says "That guy over there said if I give you a beer, you'll let me piss off the roof."

"Okay, " I say, taking the beer.

Kept going on all night long, guys bringing us beers so they could piss off the side of the roof. Like we would give a ####, it wasn't our house.
 
Bourbon Cowboy said:
4th of July, Portland, Maine with my former Navy roommate. We ended up at a rooftop party overlooking the bay (best fireworks ever!). Someone handed us a couple beers, and when those were gone my buddy went to find us a couple more beers. On the way some dude asks him if he knows where the bathroom is. Next thing I know the guy walks up to me and says "That guy over there said if I give you a beer, you'll let me piss off the roof."

"Okay, " I say, taking the beer.

Kept going on all night long, guys bringing us beers so they could piss off the side of the roof. Like we would give a ####, it wasn't our house.
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Lol
 
Ran a $2000 bar tab and the night was out of control. Thank god a celebrity I happened to be drinking with paid for it. Incredibly crazy night!

 
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