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Best Shticks the FFA Has Ever Seen (1 Viewer)
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shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Patrick Bateman
Footballguy
Lots of desperate people that seek validation from a fantasy football site.
rockaction
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
rockaction
Footballguy
phrozen
Footballguy
that is the please call the police look
fred_1_15301
Footballguy
Don't blame her. Those are some creepy looking dudes......that is the please call the police look
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Anyone mention the ritz cracker throwing shtick? I forgot who started it, but he got a bunch of FBGs to go outside and toss sleeves of ritz crackers like frisbees.
Loved it.
Drifter
Footballguy
She seems to have always had the googly eyesfred_1_15301 said:Don't blame her. Those are some creepy looking dudes......that is the please call the police look
Long Ball Larry
Footballguy
Das Boot
Footballguy
I'd lean toward scammy lookin' eyes.She seems to have always had the googly eyesfred_1_15301 said:Don't blame her. Those are some creepy looking dudes......that is the please call the police look
But googly works too.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Wilfredo Ledezma
Footballguy
YOU KNOW THISHere's your chance to step up and prove your skills.Let me know where you live and when I am in your city (I travel often) Iwill humiliate you in the sporting contest(s) of your choice and then Iwill take your woman (if she is hot) out for a gourmet meal....I am notresponsible for any advances she might (will) make during dinner.Rules are as follows -1. Hoops. Costs $20 up front to play me (Game = 21 by 1's and 2's) Youbeat me (you won't) I pay $100 cash on the spot. When I beat you, I keepyour $20.Keep in mind that I have a lethal x-over and a 33" vert. You *will* getdunked on. Repeatedly.2. Baseball. I fan you on 5 pitches or less. Cost: $20 up front, pay outis the same as basketball with the following caveats:a. Solid contact pays $300 cash, on the spot.b. Going yard pays $3,000 cash, on the spot.Keep in mind, that I have filthy, nasty stuff. Exploding slider, wickedsplitty, heavy fastball, good change.3. Baseball Part II. You pitch to me, cost is $30 up front. If I don'thit everything you throw (If you can get anything near the plate) on thescrews, I pay you $2000.00 in cash.4. Football. Punt, pass, kick. Cost is $50 up front. Out distance meand I'll pay you $4,500Here are my current averagesass: 63 ydsPunt: 52 ydsKick: 61 ydsTotal: 176 yds!4. Swim. 50M freestyle. $25 up front. You beat me in best 2 out 3 and Ipay you $500 on the spot.5. Boxing or mixed martial arts. Trust me. Do *NOT* even think aboutgoing there.-- Copyright © Magnificent B#####d Productions 2003. All rights reserved.
Wilfredo Ledezma
Footballguy
, although, "Shhh...", not a lot of people know it's shtick, if it gets out, it'll ruin a lot of my fun.
Search the "My Urban Garden" thread for "dildo"
Sarnoff
Footballguy
How them tomatoes coming along?Search the "My Urban Garden" thread for "dildo"
saintfool
Dead sexy
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