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Bigfoot body found (1 Viewer)

Somewhere in Bora Bora a sasquatch is sipping an umbrella topped Pina Colada on the beach basking in the sun completely oblivious to the fact that his plot to fake his death has been uncovered.

 
Searching for Bigfoot group to sue Georgia hoaxers

By CHRISTIAN BOONE, KATHY JEFCOATS

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

They claim their hoax was not for profit, but Atlanta residents Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer received $50,000 from a California Bigfoot tracker who now plans to sue to get the money back.

The two Georgia men’s tale of having found a Bigfoot carcass in the North Georgia woods really started to stink when California Bigfoot enthusiasts finally examined the body and found it was just a costume.

“There will be legal action” said Catherine Ortez, who works for Searching for Bigfoot, Inc. in in Menlo Park, Calif. The organization paid for rights to the men’s story and their find. “If this was a joke, it was very methodical and thought-out,” she said.

The Searching site was founded by Tom Biscardi, who authenticated and promoted the alleged Georgia Sasquatch. Biscardi, who did not return calls requesting comment, has his own credibility issues, according to a police officer in a nearby jurisdiction.

“He was involved in a similar hoax a few years back,” said Agent Dan Ryan with the Palo Alto (Calif.) Police Department.

In an interview with WSB-TV Wednesday night, Whitton and Dyer’s attorney, Steve Lister, blamed Biscardi for blowing his clients’ joke out of proportion.

“It started off as some YouTube videos and a Web site,” said Whitton, “We’re all about having fun.”

Whitton, 28, a Clayton County police officer for six years, was fired Tuesday after news of the hoax spread. Dyer, 31, is a former Clayton County corrections officer.

Though, according to their site, the pair are not averse to making money off their amusement. For $500, you can join them for a Bigfoot expedition. They also sell Sasquatch-related T-shirts and caps.

Repeated attempts to reach both men were unsuccessful, and Lister did not return calls seeking comment
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"I nailed ... pork ribs from the WalMart down the street to the side of the tree, and low [sic] and behold, he came and started eating the pork ribs off the tree," Dyer said.

:lmao:

 
" I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run, he's fuzzy, get out of here."

- Mitch

 
[icon] said:
" I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run, he's fuzzy, get out of here."

- Mitch
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:sniff:

#### big foot, i miss mitch

 
T Bell said:
Bigfoot is Blurry - band name
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"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run, he's fuzzy, get out of here." Mitch Hedberg

 
If i shot a bigfoot i would haul it's furry ### into the nearest large research university and throw it on some deparment head's doorstep and say "we are about to be famous"

if i had a convincing fake bigfoot i would travel around to county fairs and try to get people leaving the free 38 special concert to pay me 6.50 to look at it

 
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Officer Pete Malloy said:
Fat Nick said:
The only video of a purported 'Squatch that I can't explain is this one with a supposed baby bigfoot. Assuming it's not digitally edited in, or something in the foreground, I don't know how you fake this...I don't see a person in a monkey suit doing these kinds of acrobatics.
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:lmao:

Shtick right?
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Just feeding the fire. Not a chance in hell these things exist...but I still watch Finding Bigfoot regularly simply because they amuse me.

 
Fat Nick said:
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Fat Nick said:
The only video of a purported 'Squatch that I can't explain is this one with a supposed baby bigfoot. Assuming it's not digitally edited in, or something in the foreground, I don't know how you fake this...I don't see a person in a monkey suit doing these kinds of acrobatics.
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:lmao:

Shtick right?
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Just feeding the fire. Not a chance in hell these things exist...but I still watch Finding Bigfoot regularly simply because they amuse me.
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that show is awesome

if you ever get a chance watch the ancient aliens where they seem to be saying bigfoot/sasquatch/yeti are somehow aliens

 
B-Deep said:
If i shot a bigfoot i would haul it's furry ### into the nearest large research university and throw it on some deparment head's doorstep and say "we are about to be famous"

if i had a convincing fake bigfoot i would travel around to county fairs and try to get people leaving the free 38 special concert to pay me 6.50 to look at it
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BDEEP gets it.

Don't lie though... there would be a video shot of BDeep holding up various notes above bigfoots head, then posted to youtube first.

 
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