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Brushing teeth in the work restroom (1 Viewer)

I'll only do it if I have a dentist appointment that day.
If I have a dentist appointment during the day, I usually brush in the car and spit out into a shrub or something. Some guys here at work brush in the restroom every freaking morning.
 
Guy at my office flosses at his desk while talking to you. Takes time to inspect the floss during the conversation. Charming.

 
I do it everyday, twice a day. Once in the AM after my morning coffee and then again after lunch. Brush, rinse and listerine. I do make sure I use the single bathroom in the back and not the multi-use one in the front of the office. It's either brush and rinse or breathe fire upon you when I speak. :shrug:

 
We have a Muslim guy who washes his feet in the sink at work. I'm not offended, though, because it's his religion and you probably get blood on your feet while beheading.

 
I'll only do it if I have a dentist appointment that day.
If I have a dentist appointment during the day, I usually brush in the car and spit out into a shrub or something. Some guys here at work brush in the restroom every freaking morning.
why is spitting your grossness into a bush better than into a sink and the properly washing it down?

as long as thew person brushing does not leave his spitty toothpaste globs in the sink i have no issue with it

 
I'll only do it if I have a dentist appointment that day.
If I have a dentist appointment during the day, I usually brush in the car and spit out into a shrub or something. Some guys here at work brush in the restroom every freaking morning.
why is spitting your grossness into a bush better than into a sink and the properly washing it down?as long as thew person brushing does not leave his spitty toothpaste globs in the sink i have no issue with it
I'm not disgusted by it... I just think it's odd. Why deal with the logistics of having to cart around a brush and tube each and every day?
 
I keep a travel brush and little tube of crest in my desk. No carting around. And I don't brush at work everyday...but if I've had a smelly lunch (garlic, curry, or something similar) and I have any meetings I'll get in there as a courtesy.

I don't think I see the big deal. :shrug:

 
I keep a travel brush and little tube of crest in my desk. No carting around. And I don't brush at work everyday...but if I've had a smelly lunch (garlic, curry, or something similar) and I have any meetings I'll get in there as a courtesy.

I don't think I see the big deal. :shrug:
+1

 
Someone uses the bathroom sink when removing the shell from a hard boiled egg. I have not witnessed it yet, but in the morning every so often when I visit the bathrrom there are some residual egg shells in the sink.

 
I keep a travel brush and little tube of crest in my desk. No carting around. And I don't brush at work everyday...but if I've had a smelly lunch (garlic, curry, or something similar) and I have any meetings I'll get in there as a courtesy.

I don't think I see the big deal. :shrug:
What about gum or Binaca or something?
 
I'll only do it if I have a dentist appointment that day.
If I have a dentist appointment during the day, I usually brush in the car and spit out into a shrub or something. Some guys here at work brush in the restroom every freaking morning.
why is spitting your grossness into a bush better than into a sink and the properly washing it down?as long as thew person brushing does not leave his spitty toothpaste globs in the sink i have no issue with it
I'm not disgusted by it... I just think it's odd. Why deal with the logistics of having to cart around a brush and tube each and every day?
It logistically challenging to have a toothbrush and tooth paste in your desk?

 
I keep a travel brush and little tube of crest in my desk. No carting around. And I don't brush at work everyday...but if I've had a smelly lunch (garlic, curry, or something similar) and I have any meetings I'll get in there as a courtesy.

I don't think I see the big deal. :shrug:
What about gum or Binaca or something?
I don't chew gum ever since gum pulled a filling out of my toof in my mid 20s.

And, no binaca because I'm not in 5th grade and this isn't 1982.

 
I'll only do it if I have a dentist appointment that day.
If I have a dentist appointment during the day, I usually brush in the car and spit out into a shrub or something. Some guys here at work brush in the restroom every freaking morning.
why is spitting your grossness into a bush better than into a sink and the properly washing it down?as long as thew person brushing does not leave his spitty toothpaste globs in the sink i have no issue with it
I'm not disgusted by it... I just think it's odd. Why deal with the logistics of having to cart around a brush and tube each and every day?
It logistically challenging to have a toothbrush and tooth paste in your desk?
Sort of. The slop, the mess, the bag/container (if you're civilized).
 
It logistically challenging to have a toothbrush and tooth paste in your desk?
I run a ###### bodega out of my top desk drawer. Current contents:

Claritin

Zyrtec

sudafed

immodium

tylenol

screen wipes

hand wipes (like you get at BBQ places)

Kleenex

chap stick

deodorant

tooth brush

tooth paste

Lotion

Sanitizer

toothpicks

nail clippers

liquid skin

exacto knife

eye drops

 
It logistically challenging to have a toothbrush and tooth paste in your desk?
I run a ###### bodega out of my top desk drawer. Current contents:

Claritin

Zyrtec

sudafed

immodium

tylenol

screen wipes

hand wipes (like you get at BBQ places)

Kleenex

chap stick

deodorant

tooth brush

tooth paste

Lotion

Sanitizer

toothpicks

nail clippers

liquid skin

exacto knife

eye drops
You are stocked, man. Borderline prepper.
 
It logistically challenging to have a toothbrush and tooth paste in your desk?
I run a ###### bodega out of my top desk drawer. Current contents:

Claritin

Zyrtec

sudafed

immodium

tylenol

screen wipes

hand wipes (like you get at BBQ places)

Kleenex

chap stick

deodorant

tooth brush

tooth paste

Lotion

Sanitizer

toothpicks

nail clippers

liquid skin

exacto knife

eye drops
You are stocked, man. Borderline prepper.
5 gallon bucket of baken beans en route.

Nah, I just have rare instances where I'm at the office for a looong time (18-24 hours or sometimes more). and I don't like being "the smelly guy".

 
It logistically challenging to have a toothbrush and tooth paste in your desk?
I run a ###### bodega out of my top desk drawer. Current contents:

Claritin

Zyrtec

sudafed

immodium

tylenol

screen wipes

hand wipes (like you get at BBQ places)

Kleenex

chap stick

deodorant

tooth brush

tooth paste

Lotion

Sanitizer

toothpicks

nail clippers

liquid skin

exacto knife

eye drops
I feel like a relative of mine should work for you.

 
It logistically challenging to have a toothbrush and tooth paste in your desk?
I run a ###### bodega out of my top desk drawer. Current contents:

Claritin

Zyrtec

sudafed

immodium

tylenol

screen wipes

hand wipes (like you get at BBQ places)

Kleenex

chap stick

deodorant

tooth brush

tooth paste

Lotion

Sanitizer

toothpicks

nail clippers

liquid skin

exacto knife

eye drops
I feel like a relative of mine should work for you.
Can we have lunch? I'd like to tell you about an exciting business opportunity that has changed my life.

 
It logistically challenging to have a toothbrush and tooth paste in your desk?
I run a ###### bodega out of my top desk drawer. Current contents:

Claritin

Zyrtec

sudafed

immodium

tylenol

screen wipes

hand wipes (like you get at BBQ places)

Kleenex

chap stick

deodorant

tooth brush

tooth paste

Lotion

Sanitizer

toothpicks

nail clippers

liquid skin

exacto knife

eye drops
I feel like a relative of mine should work for you.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 
I'm OK with it in practice...what I don't like is the one Asian guy who comes in and does it and basically gags the whole time he's brushing. Seriously man....if you're gagging, you're doing it wrong (pre-emptive TWSS).

 
The gross part of it to me is this: it's one thing to have my own toothbrush (at home) parked within a few feet of where I deposit my excrement -- if there are molecular excrement particles in the air that make this less healthy, so be it (at least they're molecular particles of my excrement). But to use it where a hundred other people deposit their excrement? Eeewww...

 
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The gross part of it to me is this: it's one thing to have my own toothbrush (at home) parked within a few feet of where I deposit my excrement -- if there are molecular excrement particles in the air that make this less healthy, so be it (at least they're molecular particles of my excrement). But to use it where a hundred other people deposit their excrement? Eeewww...
pretty sure there aren't any toothbrush garages in any work bathrooms. HTH.

 
The gross part of it to me is this: it's one thing to have my own toothbrush (at home) parked within a few feet of where I deposit my excrement -- if there are molecular excrement particles in the air that make this less healthy, so be it (at least they're molecular particles of my excrement). But to use it where a hundred other people deposit their excrement? Eeewww...
pretty sure there aren't any toothbrush garages in any work bathrooms. HTH.
 
We've got a few people that do this daily. Worse though is we once had a guy that would sit at his desk and clip his fingernails/toenails.

:X

 
The gross part of it to me is this: it's one thing to have my own toothbrush (at home) parked within a few feet of where I deposit my excrement -- if there are molecular excrement particles in the air that make this less healthy, so be it (at least they're molecular particles of my excrement). But from a hundred other people? Eeewww...
Those particles touch your butt and dong every day you drop trou in there. But at least it ain't your mouth. I agree that bringing utensils that enter your mouth into a public restroom is probably a risky endeavor.
 
We have a guy that does this everyday at the same time. Yesterday I walked in and said hello, then went into the stall right next to the sink and proceeded to blow it up while he brushed away.

 
The gross part of it to me is this: it's one thing to have my own toothbrush (at home) parked within a few feet of where I deposit my excrement -- if there are molecular excrement particles in the air that make this less healthy, so be it (at least they're molecular particles of my excrement). But to use it where a hundred other people deposit their excrement? Eeewww...
pretty sure there aren't any toothbrush garages in any work bathrooms. HTH.
you guys have a big bathroom.

 
Things I have done in the office bathroom sink:

Wash my hands

Splash wash my armpits

Urinate

Brush my teeth

Wash dishes

Wash off shirt stains

Blow snot rockets

Clean an open wound on my hand

Cut my fingernails

The vast majority of this has been done in private, one hole lockable bathrooms.

However, I have brushed my teeth and cleaned an open wound in a group bathroom sink.

You people do know it is a sink right? I think you could probably expect all of the things I've mentioned above in just about every office bathroom of decent size

(except urinating...that was just a special occasion). If you are grossed out by the idea any of that you should probably should never use public restrooms.

 

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