Cab driver stole my phone. And I think I have his phone number. (1 Viewer)

[TheAristocrat]

Getting drunk in a few hours when I leave work. I could send a few texts to this jerkhole tonight if you'd like. PM me.

 

[BRONG]

Getting drunk in a few hours when I leave work. I could send a few texts to this jerkhole tonight if you'd like. PM me.

Splendid. PM sent.

 

[moderated]

Getting drunk in a few hours when I leave work. I could send a few texts to this jerkhole tonight if you'd like. PM me.

Step up and call, texting won't bother him at all.

 

[Guster]

Text sent -

Hello? Cat Shirt Bob? You there? Me and Guster got the Freddy feline and milked its adrenal gland dry. You still up for the 72 hour Vegas run? HIT ME BACK DAWG!!!

*I'm also drunk like Bender.

Just saw this

 

[TheAristocrat]

Getting drunk in a few hours when I leave work. I could send a few texts to this jerkhole tonight if you'd like. PM me.

Splendid. PM sent.

'In ghetto America, DOG EAT YOU!!!!'Good ol' whiskey.

 

[bakes]

Where's the ####ing money Lebowski?

 

[BRONG]

Getting drunk in a few hours when I leave work. I could send a few texts to this jerkhole tonight if you'd like. PM me.

Splendid. PM sent.

'In ghetto America, DOG EAT YOU!!!!'Good ol' whiskey.

Where's the ####ing money Lebowski?

Quality stuff, many thanks, in Korean.

 

[Rohn Jambo]

It is a little late now. I'd have suggested getting your wife to call and invite him out for some kimchi in a very sexy voice.

Actually, I lost my cell phone a few months ago - dropped it in a parking lot somewhere. The guy who found it called people on the speed dial to locate me, and really went way beyond the call of duty to return it. I did not offer him a reward tho. Should I have?

 

[Das Boot]

It is a little late now. I'd have suggested getting your wife to call and invite him out for some kimchi in a very sexy voice.Actually, I lost my cell phone a few months ago - dropped it in a parking lot somewhere. The guy who found it called people on the speed dial to locate me, and really went way beyond the call of duty to return it. I did not offer him a reward tho. Should I have?

You should have told him this: "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness."

 

[Rohn Jambo]

It is a little late now. I'd have suggested getting your wife to call and invite him out for some kimchi in a very sexy voice.Actually, I lost my cell phone a few months ago - dropped it in a parking lot somewhere. The guy who found it called people on the speed dial to locate me, and really went way beyond the call of duty to return it. I did not offer him a reward tho. Should I have?

You should have told him this: "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness."

I would feel bad saying that as that day may come sooner than he hoped.

 

[Das Boot]

It is a little late now. I'd have suggested getting your wife to call and invite him out for some kimchi in a very sexy voice.Actually, I lost my cell phone a few months ago - dropped it in a parking lot somewhere. The guy who found it called people on the speed dial to locate me, and really went way beyond the call of duty to return it. I did not offer him a reward tho. Should I have?

You should have told him this: "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness."

I would feel bad saying that as that day may come sooner than he hoped.

But since you didn't see fit to give him any monetary reward whatsoever for his effort, at least he would have had that knowledge - which would have been nice.

 

[pittstownkiller]

Just curious; have you tried to call his boss or to report this to the police?

 

[Raider Nation]

Bender speaking Korean to the cabbie who stole BRONG's phone is a FFA classic.