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Camera phone pic of the day (1 Viewer)

Picture taken on the way to work this morning.

Holy Truck!
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Wow, I've seen that truck on television... it was on COPS (i know, I know :bag: ) but the guy got pulled over for creating a distrubance by preaching out of his truck at 2 or 3 in the morning. Sorry for the revival...but this is a pretty funny thread...from a jewish deck to a christian truck...what's next?

 
When I had a picture phone, I'd occasionally get random wrong-number text messages, stuff like, "Pick me up after practice."

I got an upskirt pic once - it cracked me up. It wasn't attractive, but hilarious that someone would mess up the number on an upskirt.
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Couple of weeks ago, I find this cell phone on top of a news paper machine. I scroll through the address book and find a listing for "home." I cal that number and tell this chick I found a phone. She says it's her boyfriends. She agrees to come by my office to pick it up. In the mean time I decide to scroll through the pics on the phone and find a couple of slutty pics of this chick in her underwear and then a pic of someone's rack. No face, just a straight up boob shot. A few minutes later the chick shows up. I wanted to say something like nice pic, or nice rack, but I just couldn't bring myself to do it. I was pretty sure it was her, but I wasn't sure. Great rack in the pic, but the girl had a big baggy sweatshirt on when she showed up. If it were anywhere else but the lobby of my building with security standing right there (as well as people waiting for meetings) I would've commented.....

 
When I had a picture phone, I'd occasionally get random wrong-number text messages, stuff like, "Pick me up after practice."

I got an upskirt pic once - it cracked me up.  It wasn't attractive, but hilarious that someone would mess up the number on an upskirt.
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Couple of weeks ago, I find this cell phone on top of a news paper machine. I scroll through the address book and find a listing for "home." I cal that number and tell this chick I found a phone. She says it's her boyfriends. She agrees to come by my office to pick it up. In the mean time I decide to scroll through the pics on the phone and find a couple of slutty pics of this chick in her underwear and then a pic of someone's rack. No face, just a straight up boob shot. A few minutes later the chick shows up. I wanted to say something like nice pic, or nice rack, but I just couldn't bring myself to do it. I was pretty sure it was her, but I wasn't sure. Great rack in the pic, but the girl had a big baggy sweatshirt on when she showed up. If it were anywhere else but the lobby of my building with security standing right there (as well as people waiting for meetings) I would've commented.....
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And you didn't forward them to your cell phone or email address? WTF?
 
When I had a picture phone, I'd occasionally get random wrong-number text messages, stuff like, "Pick me up after practice."

I got an upskirt pic once - it cracked me up.  It wasn't attractive, but hilarious that someone would mess up the number on an upskirt.
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Couple of weeks ago, I find this cell phone on top of a news paper machine. I scroll through the address book and find a listing for "home." I cal that number and tell this chick I found a phone. She says it's her boyfriends. She agrees to come by my office to pick it up. In the mean time I decide to scroll through the pics on the phone and find a couple of slutty pics of this chick in her underwear and then a pic of someone's rack. No face, just a straight up boob shot. A few minutes later the chick shows up. I wanted to say something like nice pic, or nice rack, but I just couldn't bring myself to do it. I was pretty sure it was her, but I wasn't sure. Great rack in the pic, but the girl had a big baggy sweatshirt on when she showed up. If it were anywhere else but the lobby of my building with security standing right there (as well as people waiting for meetings) I would've commented.....
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And you didn't forward them to your cell phone or email address? WTF?
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Not enough time. By the time it ocurred to me to look and actually find them (there were a ton of sub folders on this guy's cell), She was there. No time to send the message and delete the sent message.....Actually, if I wouldn;t have shown all the guys I work with, I would;ve had time, but I didn;t think she would be there in 20 minutes....
 
Dollar night at the minor-league ballpark last night. Fun for the whole family!

$1 tickets, hot dogs & sodas (they eliminated $1 beers a month ago after a bunch of punk kids (read 22 yo's ruined it for everyone by brawling in the stands. :rolleyes: )

Mrs. Jive, should I go get some dogs & soda? No no, you sit, I'll go get 'em.

Smile for the FBGs

From the 7th inning on, the mascot was hitting on a couple of front row hotties (make mental note of white tank)....

Damn bird was ignoring Little Barry #2 (blue shirt) the whole time! :hot:

8th Inning... Brought Little Barry #2 to tears when he gave a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts to the hotties instead of one of the kids clamoring for his attention. Turns out, there was a baseball inside with his phone number on it!

9th Inning... Mascot is nowhere to be seen. I comment to Mrs. Jive that he's back getting out of costume and is taking a cold shower. Mrs. Jive quips, "He's just a dirty bird."

Had to move fast when hotties made a move... Mrs. Jive, would you like some nachos? {springs up} I'll get 'em!

4-2 victory for the local team.... Time to head for the gates...
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:eek: Is that Coveleski?! :hey:

 
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