What's new
Fantasy Football - Footballguys Forums

This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

Camera phone pic of the day (1 Viewer)

 
BJ&UT5 takes FBG degeneracy toa whole new level. Well done, sir.I tried to take a picture of the ####### weirdo with a sign that I think has something to do with the Apocolypse near my work, but I ####ed it up.There's also the homeless guy on the corner who had his foot out today. I could smell him downwind from 25 feet away. :X :X :X

 
BJ&UT5 takes FBG degeneracy toa whole new level. Well done, sir.

I tried to take a picture of the ####### weirdo with a sign that I think has something to do with the Apocolypse near my work, but I ####ed it up.

There's also the homeless guy on the corner who had his foot out today. I could smell him downwind from 25 feet away. :X :X :X
Click to expand...
[bestElvisvoice]Thank you, Thank you very much

[/bestElvisvoice]

 
Stopped by BK for lunch....

Shoulda had fries to go with that shake

OK - so it's a bad pickup line.  Seems appropriate for such a post.  :excited:
Click to expand...
This is no good. Could be a guy for all we can see. :thumbdown:
Click to expand...
:eek: That is most definitely NOT a guy. She's actually quite attractive... not sure why she's working @ BK though. :confused:

Sadly enough, even the one in the background is not a guy. :X

I thought the lighting composition on this photo was eggsellent! Notice how the sun from the drive-thru window casts a clearly defining shadow on the nicely shaped posterior.

Wow, tough crowd!

I did have a front snapshot but it was from a distance @ 2x zoom (too blurred to waste the upload minutes on...)

Maybe Monday, I'll return for lunch and see if I can get a "facial" verification shot.

:snicker:

He said facial

:snicker:

 
Remember the DR set at the department store in the mall? Well we bought it on THUR and told the sales guy to have it shrinkwrapped and ready to pick up Friday @ 6PM.

So I show up at 6:20 PM and there they are, just STARTING to wrap the first of 10 total pieces. :hot:

I sign the papers and salesguy says, "I've got your cell #, do you have any thing else to do here in the mall? I'll call you when it's ready to go."

:excited:

"Sure, I can probably entertain myself here at the mall for an hour on a Friday night."

So off we go, down the escalator which ends up here

I would have offered to help her reach the top rack, but her dad was there :ph34r:

I skipped dinner to pick up the furniture, so off to the food court

Charley's Steak & Fries? Nah, let's follow this

to get this

After pressing "Save Pic" I look up to be passed by this :eek:

Love the smell of soft pretzels, but I digress

Continuing on down the hall...

Past the center kiosks...

To my new favorite store! Where I came across the...

ce morceau ultime d'âne

I think I've found a new avatar...

:pickle:

 
Man, Barry - I love checking in on this thread. You're going to hell and/or jail, but man it's going to be fun to follow.Over/under on someone from the board recognizing one of the chicks? Any guesses on whether they'll be lying or telling the truth?

 
Barry Jive must have a belt clip and a draw faster than Billy the Kid.Either that or he walks around the mall with his phone in camera mode, but holds it up to his ear and pretends to be on a call.Either way, quality stalking. :thumbup:

 
You are a sick ####. :bow:
Click to expand...
[Nicholsonvoice]You want me on that wall. You NEED me on that wall.

[/Nicholsonvoice]

The toughest thing was later that night, Mrs. Jive says, "show me the pictures of the comforter set you saw at Sears for Little Jive #1's room."

I had to scroll through and find those pics, count how many there were and show them to her without giving her control of the phone for fear of her scrolling to the pics before and after the pillows & bedsheets. :unsure:

 
You are a sick ####. :bow:
Click to expand...
[Nicholsonvoice]You want me on that wall. You NEED me on that wall.

[/Nicholsonvoice]

The toughest thing was later that night, Mrs. Jive says, "show me the pictures of the comforter set you saw at Sears for Little Jive #1's room."

I had to scroll through and find those pics, count how many there were and show them to her without giving her control of the phone for fear of her scrolling to the pics before and after the pillows & bedsheets. :unsure:
Click to expand...
Oh man - that would have been bad. Sometimes it is better to be lucky
 
Either that or he walks around the mall with his phone in camera mode, but holds it up to his ear and pretends to be on a call.
Click to expand...
:goodposting: Followed by the "take the phone down, point & snap pic, while pretending to have had a dropped call" maneuver.
Click to expand...
You should buy a bluetooth earpiece thingy (even if your phone isn't equiped) and then you can just play the '"Aw not again, what is with this thing" raise phone, check signal strength' move, instead of walking around the mall saying "Uh huh, uh huh, yeah, hold on a sec I'm losing you {snap} Ok where were we? Right, uh-huh...."
 
Dollar night at the minor-league ballpark last night. Fun for the whole family!

$1 tickets, hot dogs & sodas (they eliminated $1 beers a month ago after a bunch of punk kids (read 22 yo's ruined it for everyone by brawling in the stands. :rolleyes: )

Mrs. Jive, should I go get some dogs & soda? No no, you sit, I'll go get 'em.

Smile for the FBGs

From the 7th inning on, the mascot was hitting on a couple of front row hotties (make mental note of white tank)....

Damn bird was ignoring Little Barry #2 (blue shirt) the whole time! :hot:

8th Inning... Brought Little Barry #2 to tears when he gave a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts to the hotties instead of one of the kids clamoring for his attention. Turns out, there was a baseball inside with his phone number on it!

9th Inning... Mascot is nowhere to be seen. I comment to Mrs. Jive that he's back getting out of costume and is taking a cold shower. Mrs. Jive quips, "He's just a dirty bird."

Had to move fast when hotties made a move... Mrs. Jive, would you like some nachos? {springs up} I'll get 'em!

4-2 victory for the local team.... Time to head for the gates...

 
I'll go on record as saying that this is now officially the best ongoing thread in the FFA.

 
I'll go on record as saying that this is now officially the best ongoing thread in the FFA.
Click to expand...
Thank you.
Click to expand...
Shuke, not to diminish your significant contributions here, but I think propriety, if not dignity, mandates a thread title change here. Your own thread has passed you by. It's getting sorta embarrassing.
 
I'll go on record as saying that this is now officially the best ongoing thread in the FFA.
Click to expand...
Thank you.
Click to expand...
Shuke, not to diminish your significant contributions here, but I think propriety, if not dignity, mandates a thread title change here. Your own thread has passed you by. It's getting sorta embarrassing.
Click to expand...
Roadeyes = Higgins of Magnum P.I. ? No name change is necessary. More contributions from the multitudes of FBGs with cameraphones would be.

 
I'll go on record as saying that this is now officially the best ongoing thread in the FFA.
Click to expand...
Thank you.
Click to expand...
Shuke, not to diminish your significant contributions here, but I think propriety, if not dignity, mandates a thread title change here. Your own thread has passed you by. It's getting sorta embarrassing.
Click to expand...
Title changed. :kicksrock:

 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Similar threads

fatness
The wild haggis of Scotland
Replies
5
Views
287
zamboni
zamboni
dgreen
Automobile DIY work that everyone should do
2
Replies
76
Views
1K
MTskibum
MTskibum
the moops
What's a typical weekday for you?
2
Replies
85
Views
3K
MAC_32
MAC_32

Users who are viewing this thread

Total: 1 (members: 0, guests: 1)
Back
Top