Channing Crowder talks about........ London (1 Viewer)

[Young 8]

Dolphins LB Channing Crowder, who appears likely to start in the middle Sunday against the Giants with Zach Thomas ailing, says he didn't know until Tuesday that people in London speak English.

"I couldn’t find London on a map if they didn’t have the names of the countries," he said. "I swear to God. I don’t know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I know London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him. That’s the closest thing I know to London. He’s black, so I’m sure he’s not from London. I’m sure that’s a coincidental name."

dear god........

 

[Fiddles]

oof

 

[Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll]

Crowder attended classes at the University of Florida.

 

[krameruf]

Crowder attended classes at the University of Florida.

Which is a top 20 public school. You can find stupid athletes at any school.

 

[pats3in4]

Is this for real?

 

[Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll]

Crowder attended classes at the University of Florida.

Which is a top 20 public school. You can find stupid athletes at any school.

Crowder attended classes at the University of Florida.

 

[Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll]

Is this for real?

 

[bostonfred]

I'm glad we're sending our finest ambassadors of the game to London.

 

[Max Power]

does he think London is a country?

 

[MCguidance]

does he think London is a country?

that would imply he can think

 

[Max Power]

I remember reading an article about Andy Katzenmoyer's class schedule at Ohio State. He was taking courses like Golf 101, walking, STD management and such.

Its a shame athletes pass up a good eduaction when it is handed to them.

 

[ooofffaaa]

Too much yardage between the goal posts.

 

[moose162]

i think the funniest part is the black people don't exist in london thing.. at the least he should know he lennox lewis is, right? right? ah well...

 

[Jimmy James]

Given his play this year, he can't use the excuse that he's been too focused on his job to figure this stuff out.

 

[Capella]

Crowder attended classes at the University of Florida.

Which is a top 20 public school. You can find stupid athletes at any school.

Crowder attended classes at the University of Florida.

 

[cstu]

Dolphins LB Channing Crowder, who appears likely to start in the middle Sunday against the Giants with Zach Thomas ailing, says he didn't know until Tuesday that people in London speak English.

"I couldn’t find London on a map if they didn’t have the names of the countries," he said. "I swear to God. I don’t know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I know London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him. That’s the closest thing I know to London. He’s black, so I’m sure he’s not from London. I’m sure that’s a coincidental name."

dear god........

I want to believe that he's just an extremely funny guy because I was

 

[BoltBacker]

"I couldn’t find London on a map if they didn’t have the names of the countries," he said. "I swear to God. I don’t know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I know London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him. That’s the closest thing I know to London. He’s black, so I’m sure he’s not from London. I’m sure that’s a coincidental name."

I think we finally have found out who Miss Teen South Carolina was working with to prepare for her pageant.

 

[22613]

It's ironic that he's playing against Osi Umenyiora, who was born in London.

 

[thecardiackid]

Crowder attended classes at the University of Florida.

Which is a top 20 public school. You can find stupid athletes at any school.

Crowder evidently rarely or never attended classes at the University of Florida.

fixed.

 

[Jon_Moore]

Crowder attended classes at the University of Florida.

Which is a top 20 public school. You can find stupid athletes at any school.

Crowder evidently rarely or never attended classes at the University of Florida.

fixed.

FIXED

 

[awesomeness]

Crowder attended classes at the University of Florida.

Which is a top 20 public school. You can find stupid athletes at any school.

Crowder attended classes at the University of Florida.

fixed.

dont fix something that's not broken.

 

[Cheesedawg]

Crowder attended classes at the University of Florida.

Which is a top 20 public school. You can find stupid athletes at any school.

Crowder evidently rarely or never attended classes at the University of Florida.

fixed.

Not that attending classes at Florida would have gotten him past the "London is not a country"-level anyway.In a note of pure coincidence, Crowder also revealed this week that he will return to UF after his playing days are over to teach math and scionce.

 

[kevjones22]

I bet he gets tenure.

 

[Truman]

He was joking. I think.

 

[blueboys21]

i think the funniest part is the black people don't exist in london thing.. at the least he should know he lennox lewis is, right? right? ah well...

except for the fact Lennox is Canadian.....and he doesn't live in London....

 

[krameruf]

Crowder attended classes at the University of Florida.

Which is a top 20 public school. You can find stupid athletes at any school.

Crowder attended classes at the University of Florida.

Just think how much worse it would be if he went to F$U, USF, or UCF

 

[ack34]

i think the funniest part is the black people don't exist in london thing.. at the least he should know he lennox lewis is, right? right? ah well...

except for the fact Lennox is Canadian.....and he doesn't live in London....

Good point. I think he was thinking of Frank Bruno.

 

[mdog1967]

Dolphins LB Channing Crowder, who appears likely to start in the middle Sunday against the Giants with Zach Thomas ailing, says he didn't know until Tuesday that people in London speak English.

"I couldn’t find London on a map if they didn’t have the names of the countries," he said. "I swear to God. I don’t know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I know London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him. That’s the closest thing I know to London. He’s black, so I’m sure he’s not from London. I’m sure that’s a coincidental name."

dear god........

Hey it would not be a big suprise if 3/4 of his ####ck is a put on, I mean to attented a University right?

 

[bostonfred]

Dolphins LB Channing Crowder, who appears likely to start in the middle Sunday against the Giants with Zach Thomas ailing, says he didn't know until Tuesday that people in London speak English.

"I couldn’t find London on a map if they didn’t have the names of the countries," he said. "I swear to God. I don’t know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I know London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him. That’s the closest thing I know to London. He’s black, so I’m sure he’s not from London. I’m sure that’s a coincidental name."

dear god........

Hey it would not be a big suprise if 3/4 of his ####ck is a put on, I mean to attented a University right?

mdog1967 also attented the university of florida

 

[ack34]

Dolphins LB Channing Crowder, who appears likely to start in the middle Sunday against the Giants with Zach Thomas ailing, says he didn't know until Tuesday that people in London speak English.

"I couldn’t find London on a map if they didn’t have the names of the countries," he said. "I swear to God. I don’t know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I know London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him. That’s the closest thing I know to London. He’s black, so I’m sure he’s not from London. I’m sure that’s a coincidental name."

dear god........

Hey it would not be a big suprise if 3/4 of his ####ck is a put on, I mean to attented a University right?

mdog1967 also attented the university of florida

Or the University of Miami.

 

[SwampDawg]

Dolphins LB Channing Crowder, who appears likely to start in the middle Sunday against the Giants with Zach Thomas ailing, says he didn't know until Tuesday that people in London speak English.

"I couldn’t find London on a map if they didn’t have the names of the countries," he said. "I swear to God. I don’t know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I know London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him. That’s the closest thing I know to London. He’s black, so I’m sure he’s not from London. I’m sure that’s a coincidental name."

dear god........

Where is this quote from, I need to read the whole thing for some more laughs.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Crowder attended classes at the University of Florida.

Which is a top 20 public school. You can find stupid athletes at any school.

Crowder attended classes at the University of Florida.

 

[MU Seminole]

He also had at least two separate arrests for battery and disorderly conduct in Gainesville and missed at least one game to suspension; he was never confused with Danny Wuerffel in the character department.

 

[StraightCash]

Here is a funny email exchange on this subject between our league members this morning. A little background, half of us went to the same HS as Crowder. And a good many (not me) went to Florida for either undergrad or graduate degrees. Marc, below, went to both Florida and North Springs High School.

Scott xxxxxxxx

10/25/2007 09:43 AM

To: Marc xxxxxxxxxxx

cc: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Subject: Re: Florida - an example of higher learning

"Even worst he is a graduate from our wonderful North Springs High School"

Yep.

Marc xxxxxxxxxx10/25/2007 09:20 AM

To: "Kevin xxxxxxxxx" <xxxxxxx@xxxxxx.xxxxxx>

cc: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Subject: Re: Florida - an example of higher learning

Even worst he is a graduate from our wonderful North Springs High School

Marc xxxxxxxxxx

Account Executive

xxxxxxx@xxxxxxx.com

"Kevin xxxxxx" <xxxxx@xxxxxxxx.com> 10/25/2007 09:14 AM

To: xxxxxxxxxxxxx

cc:

Subject: Florida - an example of higher learning

FYI... Channing Crowder went to Florida... pretty typical comments from folks out of that school.

"Dolphins LB Channing Crowder, who appears likely to start in the middle

Sunday against the Giants with Zach Thomas ailing, says he didn't know

until Tuesday that people in London speak English.

"I couldn't find London on a map if they didn't have the names of the

countries," he said. "I swear to God. I don't know what nothing is. I

know Italy looks like a boot. I know London Fletcher. We did a football

camp together. So I know him. That's the closest thing I know to London.

He's black, so I'm sure he's not from London. I'm sure that's a

coincidental name."

52 Channing Crowder, OLB

Height/Weight: 6-2/245

Birthdate: 12/02/1983

Birthplace: State College, PA, USA Team: Miami

College: Florida

NFL Experience: 3

 

[bollocks28]

i think the funniest part is the black people don't exist in london thing.. at the least he should know he lennox lewis is, right? right? ah well...

except for the fact Lennox is Canadian.....and he doesn't live in London....

Good point. I think he was thinking of Frank Bruno.

Easy mistake since Lennox puts on that fake English accent... kinda like Madonna.

 

[TheFanatic]

Crowder attended classes at the University of Florida.

Which is a top 20 public school. You can find stupid athletes at any school.

The Florida Alum has spoken and he's proud of his collige edukation....

 

[Max Power]

Crowder attended classes at the University of Florida.

Which is a top 20 public school. You can find stupid athletes at any school.

The Florida Alum has spoken and he's proud of his collige edukation....

I'm sure he is proud to watch Emmitt Smith on Sunday NFL countdown too.

 

[Sonny Lubick Blowup Doll]

Dolphins LB Channing Crowder, who appears likely to start in the middle Sunday against the Giants with Zach Thomas ailing, says he didn't know until Tuesday that people in London speak English.

"I couldn’t find London on a map if they didn’t have the names of the countries," he said. "I swear to God. I don’t know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I know London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him. That’s the closest thing I know to London. He’s black, so I’m sure he’s not from London. I’m sure that’s a coincidental name."

dear god........

Hey it would not be a big suprise if 3/4 of his ####ck is a put on, I mean to attented a University right?

mdog1967 also attented the university of florida

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

well gday mate

 

[RenegadeGM]

Crowder needs to broaden his geographical horizons. Somebody introduce him to Paris Lenon.

 

[shadyridr]

Here is a funny email exchange on this subject between our league members this morning. A little background, half of us went to the same HS as Crowder. And a good many (not me) went to Florida for either undergrad or graduate degrees. Marc, below, went to both Florida and North Springs High School.

Scott xxxxxxxx

10/25/2007 09:43 AM

To: Marc xxxxxxxxxxx

cc: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Subject: Re: Florida - an example of higher learning

"Even worst he is a graduate from our wonderful North Springs High School"

Yep.

Marc xxxxxxxxxx10/25/2007 09:20 AM

To: "Kevin xxxxxxxxx" <xxxxxxx@xxxxxx.xxxxxx>

cc: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Subject: Re: Florida - an example of higher learning

Even worst he is a graduate from our wonderful North Springs High School

Marc xxxxxxxxxx

Account Executive

xxxxxxx@xxxxxxx.com

"Kevin xxxxxx" <xxxxx@xxxxxxxx.com> 10/25/2007 09:14 AM

To: xxxxxxxxxxxxx

cc:

Subject: Florida - an example of higher learning

FYI... Channing Crowder went to Florida... pretty typical comments from folks out of that school.

"Dolphins LB Channing Crowder, who appears likely to start in the middle

Sunday against the Giants with Zach Thomas ailing, says he didn't know

until Tuesday that people in London speak English.

"I couldn't find London on a map if they didn't have the names of the

countries," he said. "I swear to God. I don't know what nothing is. I

know Italy looks like a boot. I know London Fletcher. We did a football

camp together. So I know him. That's the closest thing I know to London.

He's black, so I'm sure he's not from London. I'm sure that's a

coincidental name."

52 Channing Crowder, OLB

Height/Weight: 6-2/245

Birthdate: 12/02/1983

Birthplace: State College, PA, USA Team: Miami

College: Florida

NFL Experience: 3

 

[Young 8]

Dolphins LB Channing Crowder, who appears likely to start in the middle Sunday against the Giants with Zach Thomas ailing, says he didn't know until Tuesday that people in London speak English.

"I couldn’t find London on a map if they didn’t have the names of the countries," he said. "I swear to God. I don’t know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I know London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him. That’s the closest thing I know to London. He’s black, so I’m sure he’s not from London. I’m sure that’s a coincidental name."

dear god........

Where is this quote from, I need to read the whole thing for some more laughs.

HEREhttp://www.palmbeachpost.com/blogs/content...de_the_dolphins

 

[moose162]

i think the funniest part is the black people don't exist in london thing.. at the least he should know he lennox lewis is, right? right? ah well...

except for the fact Lennox is Canadian.....and he doesn't live in London....

Good point. I think he was thinking of Frank Bruno.

Easy mistake since Lennox puts on that fake English accent... kinda like Madonna.

except for the fact he grew up in London and fought under the British flag in almost everything except the olympics

 

[Fiddles]

saw this in the comments:

Here are some facts about Channing. He scored a 30 on the wonderlic. He was a member of the National Honors Society in college. He had a validated 3.5 GPA at University of Florida, and I believe he graduated early.

 

[Cerwin]

saw this in the comments:Here are some facts about Channing. He scored a 30 on the wonderlic. He was a member of the National Honors Society in college. He had a validated 3.5 GPA at University of Florida, and I believe he graduated early.

I think he was just messing with the media.

 

[Maik Jeaunz]

here's a quote from his Wikipedia page. super funny or super dumb?

Crowder was asked in August 2007 who might play him in a movie. His response: "There aren’t any actors out there, you know, fine enough. I don’t know. Got to be light-skinned. Got to be big. Got to be fine. Got to be like a sex symbol. But nobody’s got dreads, ain’t nobody sweet enough. Got to be animated. Like a Thundercat! Or a Transformer!"

 

[The Carnage]

And Zack Thomas is the one with the concussion, right?

 

[redman]

Crowder attended classes at the University of Florida.

Which is a top 20 public school. You can find stupid athletes at any school.

Crowder attended classes at the University of Florida.

 

[redman]

This reminds me most of when Shaquille O'Neal was playing for some U.S. team in Greece, and some reporter asked if he'd been to the Parthenon, to which he responded that he wasn't really able to make it out to a lot of clubs.

 

[turleyfan]

Dolphins LB Channing Crowder, who appears likely to start in the middle Sunday against the Giants with Zach Thomas ailing, says he didn't know until Tuesday that people in London speak English.

"I couldn’t find London on a map if they didn’t have the names of the countries," he said. "I swear to God. I don’t know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I know London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him. That’s the closest thing I know to London. He’s black, so I’m sure he’s not from London. I’m sure that’s a coincidental name."

dear god........

I want to believe that he's just an extremely funny guy because I was

That's pretty much my take. He is either a genius or...