Christine Michael Volume 3: Inevitable Greatness Soon Achieved (3 Viewers)

[Sebowski]

Alright. Which one of you works for rotoworld. Already listed as #2 on the Roto Redskins depth chart. Sorry Matt Jones! To the bench!

http://www.rotoworld.com/teams/clubhouse/nfl/was/washington-redskins

 

[bagger]

Ian RapoportVerified account ‏@RapSheet 5m5 minutes ago

The #Redskins have signed former #Cowboys RB Christine Michael to their practice squad.

need their defense to get reps against a future HOFer to get them better against the run.

 

[The Future Champs]

Alright. Which one of you works for rotoworld. Already listed as #2 on the Roto Redskins depth chart. Sorry Matt Jones! To the bench!

http://www.rotoworld.com/teams/clubhouse/nfl/was/washington-redskins

LOL that's awesome

 

[The Man With No Name]

Dynasty:

Team A gave up QB Tom Brady, LB Christian Kirksey, LB Preston Smith

Team B gave up QB Andrew Luck, RB Christine Michael, LB K.J. Wright

 

[Van Dyman]

Alright. Which one of you works for rotoworld. Already listed as #2 on the Roto Redskins depth chart. Sorry Matt Jones! To the bench!

http://www.rotoworld.com/teams/clubhouse/nfl/was/washington-redskins

 

[Ilov80s]

Alright. Which one of you works for rotoworld. Already listed as #2 on the Roto Redskins depth chart. Sorry Matt Jones! To the bench!

http://www.rotoworld.com/teams/clubhouse/nfl/was/washington-redskins

Haha im going to post that in my league, someone will take the bait

 

[Papa John's]

Dynasty:

Team A gave up QB Tom Brady, LB Christian Kirksey, LB Preston Smith

Team B gave up QB Andrew Luck, RB Christine Michael, LB K.J. Wright

:X

Team A ... landslide.

(And I STILL own Michael ... )

 

[cr8f]

Rapport saying he and one other player were cut for not wearing a suit? Geez what a mess this team is.

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

Rapport saying he and one other player were cut for not wearing a suit? Geez what a mess this team is.

Wait that's why the Cowboys cut him?

 

[JuniorNB]

Rapport saying he and one other player were cut for not wearing a suit? Geez what a mess this team is.

Wait that's why the Cowboys cut him?

There was no reason given, but Rappaport said those two just happened to be the only two who didn't wear a suit to the last game. Probably a last straw. Certainly not THE reason

 

[matuski]

Rapport saying he and one other player were cut for not wearing a suit? Geez what a mess this team is.

Wait that's why the Cowboys cut him?

There was no reason given, but Rappaport said those two just happened to be the only two who didn't wear a suit to the last game. Probably a last straw. Certainly not THE reason

The excuse they needed to cut him for whatever reasons they had.

 

[matuski]

This is a no brainer.. he only has to beat out Alfred Morris, Matt Jones, Chris Thompson, and Darrel Young for play time.

 

[Fear The Turtle]

This is a no brainer.. he only has to beat out Alfred Morris, Matt Jones, Chris Thompson, and Darrel Young for play time.

Morris has hurt his ribs again, Jones has fumbled yet again, Thompson not a 3 down back... The dominos...

 

[Kevrunner]

A perfect storm is brewing.

 

[Deamon]

Interesting stat... As of now, Christine Michael has more rushing yards then all 3 active Skins RB's COMBINED this week!

 

[Fear The Turtle]

Thompson just fumbled, though the Skins recovered.

 

[Deamon]

11 rushes for 10 yards for the three headed monster of a Skins run game. I don't see any chance Cmike isn't starting next week.

 

[The Man With No Name]

11 rushes for 10 yards for the three headed monster of a Skins run game. I don't see any chance Cmike isn't starting next week.

Cool. Great matchup too. should go for around 250 yards and 4 touchdowns

 

[Tool]

11 rushes for 10 yards for the three headed monster of a Skins run game. I don't see any chance Cmike isn't starting next week.

What color is the sky in your world?

 

[Deamon]

11 rushes for 10 yards for the three headed monster of a Skins run game. I don't see any chance Cmike isn't starting next week.

What color is the sky in your world?

you probably shouldn't visit this thread if you don't understand sarcasm.

 

[Ilov80s]

I know CMike is going to explode this year and will be a fantasy stud in the playoffs, but I don't think it will be with the Skins. I think he needs a 4th team and that's where he is going to really breakout.

 

[georg013]

11 rushes for 10 yards for the three headed monster of a Skins run game. I don't see any chance Cmike isn't starting next week.

What color is the sky in your world?

you probably shouldn't visit this thread if you don't understand sarcasm.

In his defense, this is EXACTLY the kind of "support" CMike owners display on a regular basis.

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

I know CMike is going to explode this year and will be a fantasy stud in the playoffs, but I don't think it will be with the Skins. I think he needs a 4th team and that's where he is going to really breakout.

No he won't. He's been on my team for the majority of the past 3 years. Listening to my Cowboys podcasts and I'm convinced he's a dope. Doesnt want to or can't figure out how to learn the plays.

 

[Deamon]

I know CMike is going to explode this year and will be a fantasy stud in the playoffs, but I don't think it will be with the Skins. I think he needs a 4th team and that's where he is going to really breakout.

No he won't. He's been on my team for the majority of the past 3 years. Listening to my Cowboys podcasts and I'm convinced he's a dope. Doesnt want to or can't figure out how to learn the plays.

can't we all just agree that he's the most talented player in the league, but the WORST player in the league from a mental standpoint? Don't think there's ever been anyone worse.

 

[The Man With No Name]

Some day he will be London's feature back

 

[Chaka]

I think it's time to move this thread to the FFA.

 

[Chaka]

Seriously, the Bryce Brown thread was started in 2012 and is under 30 pages, there is no reason this one should have been any different.

But since it seems that people only come here to test their comedy stylings it's time to move it to the appropriate forum.

 

[burnall]

I know CMike is going to explode this year and will be a fantasy stud in the playoffs, but I don't think it will be with the Skins. I think he needs a 4th team and that's where he is going to really breakout.

No he won't. He's been on my team for the majority of the past 3 years. Listening to my Cowboys podcasts and I'm convinced he's a dope. Doesnt want to or can't figure out how to learn the plays.

I was just kidding. It might take 6 or 7 teams for him to finally get a chance to show that special blend of LT/Earl Campbell/Eric Dickerson talent that we all know oozes out of his every perfect pore.

After Sea, Dal(common they take any1), now Wash, Hes looking like he just cant do it. file this away Under what could of been. and may have a late career run like forsett.

 

[kyoun1e]

Enough already!

 

[The Man With No Name]

Enough already!

Can never get enough CMike

 

[mnmplayer]

the real crime is his yards per page keep dropping. Stop posting guys! oops!

 

[Joe Bryant]

11 rushes for 10 yards for the three headed monster of a Skins run game. I don't see any chance Cmike isn't starting next week.

What color is the sky in your world?

you probably shouldn't visit this thread if you don't understand sarcasm.

Hi Deamon,

I don't disagree. But let's change that. For the guys just trying to be funny or sarcastic, please stop. Please keep the Shark Pool to real NFL talk for stuff you really think. Thanks.

J

 

[Dismattle]

Listening to the Dallas Cowboys podcast... They went into detail on why he was cut and essentially it's exactly what everybody else was saying....

Didn't know his plays

Didn't know the blocking assignments

Was a bit of a goofball

Didn't like how after his one carry he flexed at his own sideline.

Didn't like the celebrating with his former teammates.

Man it's a shame. Shows you that all the talent in the world doesn't matter if you don't have a passion for the game and are sort of an idiot.

In college, CMike took the ball from his QB (on a pass-play)..

It sounds like he was only able to fulfill what they should have expected..

It also sounds like a system w/ a fullback would do a world of good

It sounds like he was only able to fulfill what they should have expected..

I've read this six times. What does it mean?

My apology for the late response.. Ive been kinda over the hype for sometime, but wanted to share my two cents to the press release..

AFAIK In College, Tannehill dropped back for a pass..

It also appeared (to me) that after reading the defense? (perhaps the Mike)

Tannehill made the choice that it was going to be a "pass-play"..

While Christine took a few steps, and snatched the ball from the QBs hand's...

Does it really matter: IF the QB didnt know the play?

(imho) IT was pretty firmly established that the RB "didnt know his plays" which means "doesn't know his blocking assignments" very likely "goofball" no less. CAN we really expect too see anything less than fistbumping anyone willing?

Basically, I believe some things can be coached.. But its ludicrous for Dallas to state things like: "Didnt like his flexing" DALLAS has had every form of DIVA, pompous player imaginable, and been damn proud of the fact..

I realize I can be quite dumb.. However, I believe IF Washington can get Christine dialed into a handful of plays to hone? He'd be downright legit in some fashion. A limited change of pace RB, is what Im suggesting...

But for Dallas to pin all the blame on the player, w/o crediting the Coaching staff for any failing? I say

 

[fantasycurse42]

I was searching for a comment I made about setting the O/U on Randle being arrested at 6 weeks - it's somewhere in here, but I'm done searching

I found these that stood out to me:

over/under on when he will be cut?

I say 3 weeks.

Wow, spot on.

Dunbar out for the year, Randle went off the reservation, and now it's just McFadden in front of him?

I've definitely been laughing at the hype, but ANY back that only has DMC standing in his way, with that offensive line, is worth a roster spot.

This is why I own Turbin, even in leagues I don't own DMC.

 

[mnmplayer]

Turbin engine checking in, running without DMC.

 

[BobbyLayne]

So the Cowboys cut him for not wearing a suit on the road trip to Tampa?

 

[Ilov80s]

I know CMike is going to explode this year and will be a fantasy stud in the playoffs, but I don't think it will be with the Skins. I think he needs a 4th team and that's where he is going to really breakout.

No he won't. He's been on my team for the majority of the past 3 years. Listening to my Cowboys podcasts and I'm convinced he's a dope. Doesnt want to or can't figure out how to learn the plays.

Sorry, I guess I was inappropriately using sarcasm. Shame on me?

 

[Interseptopus]

This is the week

 

[Van Dyman]

Why are people still bumping this thread? Is it just a way to poke fun at the people who pimped him for so long? Time to let it go.

 

[Interseptopus]

Why are people still bumping this thread? Is it just a way to poke fun at the people who pimped him for so long? Time to let it go.

I disagree.

This guy is an Alfred Morris injury, a Matt Jones fumble, and a Chris Thompson drop away from being the guy in Washington

I'm surprised Bloom didn't have him in the upgraded category this week for this exact reason!

 

[Deamon]

Why are people still bumping this thread? Is it just a way to poke fun at the people who pimped him for so long? Time to let it go.

I disagree.

This guy is an Alfred Morris injury, a Matt Jones fumble, and a Chris Thompson drop away from being the guy in Washington

I'm surprised Bloom didn't have him in the upgraded category this week for this exact reason!

Read up. We aren't allowed to joke around in here anymore.

 

[Chaka]

Why are people still bumping this thread? Is it just a way to poke fun at the people who pimped him for so long? Time to let it go.

I disagree.

This guy is an Alfred Morris injury, a Matt Jones fumble, and a Chris Thompson drop away from being the guy in Washington

I'm surprised Bloom didn't have him in the upgraded category this week for this exact reason!

You really need to stop Brew. Seriously there is no gain for you in whatever you are trying to accomplish and frankly you come off as being childish.

I am asking you to stop. Please. Let's let the CMike phenomenon die and become the Bryce Brown equivalent thread that it always deserved to be.

 

[Chaka]

Why are people still bumping this thread? Is it just a way to poke fun at the people who pimped him for so long? Time to let it go.

I disagree.

This guy is an Alfred Morris injury, a Matt Jones fumble, and a Chris Thompson drop away from being the guy in Washington

I'm surprised Bloom didn't have him in the upgraded category this week for this exact reason!

Read up. We aren't allowed to joke around in here anymore.

If you want to joke around in here, which is all this thread has become, let's all agree to have it moved to the Shark Pool where it belongs.

 

[Interseptopus]

Why are people still bumping this thread? Is it just a way to poke fun at the people who pimped him for so long? Time to let it go.

I disagree.

This guy is an Alfred Morris injury, a Matt Jones fumble, and a Chris Thompson drop away from being the guy in Washington

I'm surprised Bloom didn't have him in the upgraded category this week for this exact reason!

Read up. We aren't allowed to joke around in here anymore.

OH man, I'm sorry. I'll put my tie on and be mr serious. I hope Joe does the same for Bloom next time he upgrades a RB 6 consecutive weeks after being inactive. Come on Bloom stop joking around please we are trying to have a serious conversation here about upgrades and down grades.

In my defense, everything I said above is true... He is just that far away from being the guy in Washington.

He was behind THREE running backs to start the yr in Dallas yet Bloom had a centerfold of CMike taped to his computer screen or something since week 1. His situation in Washington is no different than how he started in Dallas...

 

[Interseptopus]

Why are people still bumping this thread? Is it just a way to poke fun at the people who pimped him for so long? Time to let it go.

I disagree.

This guy is an Alfred Morris injury, a Matt Jones fumble, and a Chris Thompson drop away from being the guy in Washington

I'm surprised Bloom didn't have him in the upgraded category this week for this exact reason!

You really need to stop Brew. Seriously there is no gain for you in whatever you are trying to accomplish and frankly you come off as being childish.I am asking you to stop. Please. Let's let the CMike phenomenon die and become the Bryce Brown equivalent thread that it always deserved to be.

Since you asked nicely

 

[Chaka]

Why are people still bumping this thread? Is it just a way to poke fun at the people who pimped him for so long? Time to let it go.

I disagree.

This guy is an Alfred Morris injury, a Matt Jones fumble, and a Chris Thompson drop away from being the guy in Washington

I'm surprised Bloom didn't have him in the upgraded category this week for this exact reason!

You really need to stop Brew. Seriously there is no gain for you in whatever you are trying to accomplish and frankly you come off as being childish.I am asking you to stop. Please. Let's let the CMike phenomenon die and become the Bryce Brown equivalent thread that it always deserved to be.

Since you asked nicely

I will take you at face value and say Thank You, I appreciate it.

 

[Ladsud]

 

[Raiderfan32904]

Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet 55s55 seconds ago

The #Seahawks have signed RB Christine Michael to their 53-man roster… which is something.

 

[drizzle]

Lmao I love this guy

 

[biju]

Unbelievable.