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Cocaine is a hell of a drug (1 Viewer)

Yeah the sex thing, I never got that at all. I was a limp noodle after a few lines, and this was when I was 19 and I'd get hard looking at a chick's knee cleavage. I wouldn't shut up all night, but wouldn't even have the desire to make out with a girl. Weed has always been much more of an aphrodisiac.
One line..... #### for a half hour, then a bump. Can't overdo it Tony Montana. If I do 1 line my #### turns into a lead pipe that's capable of slaughtering an entire army of Dothraki. Overdo it and yeah, you're toast.

 
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Yeah the sex thing, I never got that at all. I was a limp noodle after a few lines, and this was when I was 19 and I'd get hard looking at a chick's knee cleavage. I wouldn't shut up all night, but wouldn't even have the desire to make out with a girl. Weed has always been much more of an aphrodisiac.
One line..... #### for a half hour, then a bump. Can't overdo it Tony Montana. If I do 1 line my #### turns into a lead pipe that's capable of slaughtering an entire army of Dothraki. Overdo it and yeah, you're toast.
Meh. I'll eat a weed cookie and bang it out for 6 or 7 minutes thanks. But I get what you're saying.
 
"Cocaine is God's way of telling a man he makes too much money".

-Robin Williams
Yeah, the only real cause for concern here is that it's a single guy that just got a big pay increase.

Cocaine isn't as bad as it's stigma, but still, it's the cost that keeps many from using it more often. Well, that or a woman that won't put up with it. The BIL doesn't seem to have any of these natural restrictions.

Don't tell the wife, but if you notice he's missing work from partying all night and/or most of his friends do coke very regularly, it might then be something to consider.

And if he starts actually dating one of the coke sluts (real dating with feelings and stuff), it's really time to intervene.

 
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"Cocaine is God's way of telling a man he makes too much money".

-Robin Williams
Yeah, the only real cause for concern here is that it's a single guy that just got a big pay increase.

Cocaine isn't as bad as it's stigma, but still, it's the cost that keeps many from using it more often. Well, that or a woman that won't put up with it. The BIL doesn't seem to have any of these natural restrictions.

Don't tell the wife, but if you notice he's missing work from partying all night and/or most of his friends do coke very regularly, it might then be something to consider.

And if he starts actually dating one of the coke sluts (real dating with feelings and stuff), it's really time to intervene.
This is the best response so far and really what I set out to say.Spot on advice.

 
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Yeah the sex thing, I never got that at all. I was a limp noodle after a few lines, and this was when I was 19 and I'd get hard looking at a chick's knee cleavage. I wouldn't shut up all night, but wouldn't even have the desire to make out with a girl. Weed has always been much more of an aphrodisiac.
Yeah any coke sex had to happen early in a session for me. Most of my sessions went days as like Steady I was selling and getting really clean stuff. By the time I was several hours in sex was off the table.

 
Coke hangovers suck.
+1,000,000,000
I assume you guys are talking about a stuffed up nose?
I assume they mean the lack of serotonin in their system after a long night coupled with a lot of fatigue.
Yeah, at 19 I could eat McDonalds hotcakes & sausage on my way home, crash at 11AM and get up in time to go out partying again. Now, I think I'd need a week to recover. And I'd feel guilty for not running around outside with the dog, she needs her exercise.
 
Yeah, I'd like to do some cocaine. I'd like to do a drug that makes my penis small, makes my nose bleed, makes my heart explode, and sucks all my money out of the bank. Is that possible please!? I'd like to make this face all night! I'd like to sit in the bathroom and talk to a complete ####### stranger for seven hours on end. - Dennis Leary

 
2. If you tell your wife, you're an ###hole.
Maybe, but I wouldn't dismiss this out of hand. It's a question of to whom you owe more loyalty. Thinking of a year or two down the track if it blows up and he's lost his job, savings maybe, and you get the look that says "You knew he was doing this?"

He's done you no favours by putting you in this position, where you have to betray somebody either way. Even if you don't say anything now, I would hesitate to involve his family if you weren't positive he had it under control.

 
2. If you tell your wife, you're an ###hole.
Maybe, but I wouldn't dismiss this out of hand. It's a question of to whom you owe more loyalty. Thinking of a year or two down the track if it blows up and he's lost his job, savings maybe, and you get the look that says "You knew he was doing this?"

He's done you no favours by putting you in this position, where you have to betray somebody either way. Even if you don't say anything now, I would hesitate to involve his family if you weren't positive he had it under control.
Your superfluous "u" automatically makes me dismiss your opinion.

 
2. If you tell your wife, you're an ###hole.
Maybe, but I wouldn't dismiss this out of hand. It's a question of to whom you owe more loyalty. Thinking of a year or two down the track if it blows up and he's lost his job, savings maybe, and you get the look that says "You knew he was doing this?"

He's done you no favours by putting you in this position, where you have to betray somebody either way. Even if you don't say anything now, I would hesitate to involve his family if you weren't positive he had it under control.
Your superfluous "u" automatically makes me dismiss your opinion.
:P Every word you type makes me dismiss yours.

 
2. If you tell your wife, you're an ###hole.
Maybe, but I wouldn't dismiss this out of hand. It's a question of to whom you owe more loyalty. Thinking of a year or two down the track if it blows up and he's lost his job, savings maybe, and you get the look that says "You knew he was doing this?"

He's done you no favours by putting you in this position, where you have to betray somebody either way. Even if you don't say anything now, I would hesitate to involve his family if you weren't positive he had it under control.
Your superfluous "u" automatically makes me dismiss your opinion.
:P Every word you type makes me dismiss yours.
Sourry
 
I'd like to help but I have to go mail this package to McGarnicle. If you want some real advice on this subject, come talk to me later. I'll be under the overpass.

 
I was watching a Nikki Sixx interview with Howard Stern last night. Howard asked him about the time he had 6 girls down on all fours and did a line of coke off each of their backs before entering them from behind. Has your BIL progressed to that stage yet? I can certainly see how that might be addictive.

 
I was watching a Nikki Sixx interview with Howard Stern last night. Howard asked him about the time he had 6 girls down on all fours and did a line of coke off each of their backs before entering them from behind. Has your BIL progressed to that stage yet? I can certainly see how that might be addictive.
he tells me about his sexual exploits but i haven't heard that one yet lol
 
I think cocaine is the most overrated drug out there. It basically has the same effects as slamming a couple energy drinks, you are probably going to end up listening to someone talk incessantly about bull#### until 6 a.m., you don't know the contents or the quality of the product you are getting, it is too expensive, and you feel terrible the next day after using. I just don't understand the appeal of cocaine.

 
I think cocaine is the most overrated drug out there. It basically has the same effects as slamming a couple energy drinks, you are probably going to end up listening to someone talk incessantly about bull#### until 6 a.m., you don't know the contents or the quality of the product you are getting, it is too expensive, and you feel terrible the next day after using. I just don't understand the appeal of cocaine.
Yeah.... Not even remotely close.

 
I think cocaine is the most overrated drug out there. It basically has the same effects as slamming a couple energy drinks, you are probably going to end up listening to someone talk incessantly about bull#### until 6 a.m., you don't know the contents or the quality of the product you are getting, it is too expensive, and you feel terrible the next day after using. I just don't understand the appeal of cocaine.
Yeah.... Not even remotely close.
Not everyone likes cocaine as much as you and your lead pipe ****.

 
I think cocaine is the most overrated drug out there. It basically has the same effects as slamming a couple energy drinks, you are probably going to end up listening to someone talk incessantly about bull#### until 6 a.m., you don't know the contents or the quality of the product you are getting, it is too expensive, and you feel terrible the next day after using. I just don't understand the appeal of cocaine.
Yeah.... Not even remotely close.
Not everyone likes cocaine as much as you and your lead pipe ****.
:lmao:
 
I think cocaine is the most overrated drug out there. It basically has the same effects as slamming a couple energy drinks, you are probably going to end up listening to someone talk incessantly about bull#### until 6 a.m., you don't know the contents or the quality of the product you are getting, it is too expensive, and you feel terrible the next day after using. I just don't understand the appeal of cocaine.
Yeah.... Not even remotely close.
Not everyone likes cocaine as much as you and your lead pipe ****.
:lmao:
 
fantasycurse42 said:
Idk, I find it a euphoric feeling. I really only like it when I'm wasted. I still feel drunk, but also sober. Hard to explain if you've never done it.

Coke, booze, and Viagra is def the best combination of substances on Earth.
Toxic combo. Highly suggest not doing it while drinking. Weed and coke is a much better alternative.

 
Buckfast 1 said:
I think cocaine is the most overrated drug out there. It basically has the same effects as slamming a couple energy drinks, you are probably going to end up listening to someone talk incessantly about bull#### until 6 a.m., you don't know the contents or the quality of the product you are getting, it is too expensive, and you feel terrible the next day after using. I just don't understand the appeal of cocaine.
you've got to tell me where you get your energy drinks

 
Buckfast 1 said:
STEADYMOBBIN 22 said:
Buckfast 1 said:
I think cocaine is the most overrated drug out there. It basically has the same effects as slamming a couple energy drinks, you are probably going to end up listening to someone talk incessantly about bull#### until 6 a.m., you don't know the contents or the quality of the product you are getting, it is too expensive, and you feel terrible the next day after using. I just don't understand the appeal of cocaine.
Yeah.... Not even remotely close.
Not everyone likes cocaine as much as you and your lead pipe ****.
As much as I'm flattered that you're thinking about my ####, I can only assume you've either had garbage coke or you're simply reciting someone else's experiences.

 
Buckfast 1 said:
I think cocaine is the most overrated drug out there. It basically has the same effects as slamming a couple energy drinks, you are probably going to end up listening to someone talk incessantly about bull#### until 6 a.m., you don't know the contents or the quality of the product you are getting, it is too expensive, and you feel terrible the next day after using. I just don't understand the appeal of cocaine.
Fair enough on most of that, but you can do an acetone wash to get rid of most of the contaminants.

 
fantasycurse42 said:
Idk, I find it a euphoric feeling. I really only like it when I'm wasted. I still feel drunk, but also sober. Hard to explain if you've never done it.

Coke, booze, and Viagra is def the best combination of substances on Earth.
Toxic combo. Highly suggest not doing it while drinking. Weed and coke is a much better alternative.
It's like I'm living in bizarro world. No booze and coke and coke = energy drinks.

 

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