College Coed twerk off. Enjoy, (1 Viewer)

[Drifter]

The first girl was definitely pulling out some standard stripper moves.

 

[mquinnjr]

So....basically we've invented a word for what strippers do and have always done but with clothes on? Is that about right?

Seems like it. I liken it to the word "selfies," with the word and act both making me cringe. In this case however, if making the word "twerk" acceptable is what it takes to make women acting like strippers palatable to the masses, I'll find a way to be OK with it.

 

[Foosball God]

for later

Let me know if I need to watch this.

 

[Guest]

Is it because of my age, or do you also think a nice-slow "twerk" would be hotter?

 

[mquinnjr]

for later

Let me know if I need to watch this.

 

[NewlyRetired]

Is it because of my age, or do you also think a nice-slow "twerk" would be hotter?

I think it must be age, because while I find the girls themselves hot, the act of twerking does nothing for me. If anything it turns me off.

 

[flysack]

Did anyone dance after the girl in blue? I didn't get that far.

 

[flysack]

Is it because of my age, or do you also think a nice-slow "twerk" would be hotter?

I think it must be age, because while I find the girls themselves hot, the act of twerking does nothing for me. If anything it turns me off.

You're old.

Right now I'm watching a second time and I noticed there's a couple guys watching on the side. For the life of me I can't figure out how they can take it. Twenty seconds in and I'd be like that kid with the boner in class whose teacher just asked him to do a problem on the board. Forty seconds in and I'd be looking for the nearest bathroom. This is mind-blowingly hot.

But then again, I'm the weirdo who prefers watching hot chicks do yoga rather than porn. Porn is so obvious, so swollen with itself, so boring. The tease of a little clothing and excitement of a few dance moves makes all the difference.

 

[Nick Vermeil]

Is it because of my age, or do you also think a nice-slow "twerk" would be hotter?

Oh, you mean a "twonk."

 

[flysack]

At first I thought the guy to the left with the butchered blond hair and tye-dye peace shirt was way too into this. How isn't he in viagara-esque pain? Oh, because "he" is really a "she." And she is in lesbian heaven. That's why. You go girl!

 

[flysack]

Report. If you make it to 7:55, the scene changes to another room with five of them twerking at once.

:headsplode:

 

[flysack]

From around 8:00 to the end, they twerk against each other's butts and slap each other playfully.

I'm sitting here with a dollar in each hand but for the life of me can't figure out how to put it in their panties.

Twerking is a miracle from the heavens, gentlemen, maybe the one thing the millennials got right.