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tikigods said:
flysack said:
There's nothing wrong with it; the problem is kids (and apparently 50 year olds) bathing in it.

Walk into the spray. Don't spray it on you. Spray into the air and walk into it.

Fwiw I like Polo. Polo 4 and the reg stuff in the green bottle. Makes the wife very happy.
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I think aXe is terrible. It smells like a combination of vinegar and potpourri. Not a fan.

Polo is good. I like the smell of Polo Black, sport and the green bottle. Green bottle reminds me of high school when it seemed like every gf I had gave me a bottle for a present.
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The kids I teach and their freaking axe. It doesn't smell good and most hose themselves down with it. Maybe better than what the kids might smell like otherwise, but man some of it is painful.

 
Polo green bottle is a throwback to high school for me too, but I also wore it a lot in college. One drunk night I ended up fooling around with a girl in the girl's bathroom, and on the wall was a poster that said Natural Highs, with a marker for the coeds to write stuff. Some girl had wrote "smelling flysack." I've been a lifelong user since.

Also the girl swears she wasn't the one who wrote it.

Also Part Deux- the girl was the future Mrs. Fly. She'll collaborate the story. :yes:

 
flysack said:
Polo green bottle is a throwback to high school for me too, but I also wore it a lot in college. One drunk night I ended up fooling around with a girl in the girl's bathroom, and on the wall was a poster that said Natural Highs, with a marker for the coeds to write stuff. Some girl had wrote "smelling flysack." I've been a lifelong user since.

Also the girl swears she wasn't the one who wrote it.

Also Part Deux- the girl was the future Mrs. Fly. She'll collaborate the story. :yes:
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It's funny how much smells can remind you of something. One sniff of Coolwater and I feel like I'm at a junior high dance again.

 
I only wear 2 spritzes occasionally when I see my gf. She likes it. I only tolerate the light subtle stuff.

 
Your olfactory receptors are the only sense linked directly to the brain. It's linked to the limbic system, which is also responsible for memory. Biologists say it's an evolutionary thing that once reminded cavemen of dangers.

 
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flysack said:
Your olfactory receptors are the only sense linked directly to the brain. It's linked to the limbic system, which is also responsible for memory. Biologists say it's an evolutionary thing that once reminded cavemen of dangers.
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A buddy of mine's wife has worn the same perfume for 10+ years. Her and I had some nights together before they were a couple. It's difficult to go out with her because she wears a lot of the perfume and all sorts of very inappropriate feelings come to me. It drives me wild.

 
flysack said:
Your olfactory receptors are the only sense linked directly to the brain. It's linked to the limbic system, which is also responsible for memory. Biologists say it's an evolutionary thing that once reminded cavemen of dangers.
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The smell of Polo green will always remind me of a trip home from Baltimore, MD after the Redskins won the Superbowl in 1988 with Doug Williams.

Ilov80s said:
tikigods said:
flysack said:
There's nothing wrong with it; the problem is kids (and apparently 50 year olds) bathing in it.

Walk into the spray. Don't spray it on you. Spray into the air and walk into it.

Fwiw I like Polo. Polo 4 and the reg stuff in the green bottle. Makes the wife very happy.
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I think aXe is terrible. It smells like a combination of vinegar and potpourri. Not a fan.

Polo is good. I like the smell of Polo Black, sport and the green bottle. Green bottle reminds me of high school when it seemed like every gf I had gave me a bottle for a present.
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The kids I teach and their freaking axe. It doesn't smell good and most hose themselves down with it. Maybe better than what the kids might smell like otherwise, but man some of it is painful.
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Same here. Middle school kids. Now there are a ton of people who are supposedly "allergic" to the smell of aXe. Whatever it takes to get that stuff out of the school is fine with me.

 
Just stepped into an elevator - it gave off the unpleasant smell of a Macy's counter for a 17 flight ride :thumbup:

Cologne guy, you ####### wreak!

 
Sitting in the back of a taxi right now - it's like a mix of body odor and disgusting cologne!

It's 30 and raining in NYC right now and I have the window open and my head leaning out to try and control the migraine this smelly #### is delivering me!

 
Never used to wear the stuff. Wife got me Burberry Touch a year ago, said she loves how it smells. Two sprays on the neck, one on the wrists, and she's putty in my hands

 
fantasycurse42 said:
Cologne, not a substitute for a shower... In fact, no shower combined with cologne equals vomit enduring scent.
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There's a dude at the work gym with whom I have an axe to grind here. The locker room is sufficient, not huge. So, if something smells, you're going to smell it. By about the 10th puff of the cologne, you know he worked out that day about 2 hours after the fact. This is after consciously not taking a shower.

:X

 
fantasycurse42 said:
Cologne, not a substitute for a shower... In fact, no shower combined with cologne equals vomit enduring scent.
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:goodposting;When I was in the Army I had this roommate with HORRIBLE foot odor. I felt bad for the guy because he was aware of the problem, but his only solution was to spray a can of Right Guard on them every day. The synergistic toxic combo (saw them live back in '06, btw) that resulted was 10X worse than the foot odor alone.

 
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