Could you beat Shuke in a game of basketball? (1 Viewer)

[wazoo11]

Well?

 

[Abraham]

Yes. I could beat most everyone on the board in a game of basketball. 

 

[bud29]

How many beers has shuke consumed prior to tipoff?

 

[top dog]

No.  Tore the knees up playing ball 8 years ago.  Don't play anymore.  Would only take jumpers from the perimeter and play no defence.

 

[Sconch]

Shirts vs Skins?

 

[MikeIke]

I'm tall and he's fat.  I say yes. 

 

[Courtjester]

Yes I could. 

 

[Steve Tasker]

Shuke and nearly every other person on this board would beat me in a game of basketball.

 

[Sinn Fein]

I played a game of pick-up basketball in college once.  I am confident that I could take shuke.

 

[Limp Ditka]

I am confident that I could take shuke.

Really wish I had the keys to Wet Dream right about now 

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm tall and he's fat.  I say yes. 

Shuke isn't fat. 

 

[Aerial Assault]

Insufficient data.   Great pole

 

[Stoneys]

Probably not, i suck at basketball.  

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Shuke isn't fat. 

My mom always called it husky.

 

[Frostillicus]

Probably, and I could definitely beat @UniAlias.

 

[Don't Noonan]

Probably, and I could definitely beat @UniAlias.

UniAlias told me he could beat Abraham 

 

[flapgreen]

In my sleep 

 

[E Street Brat]

I could, but choose not to play.

 

[MikeIke]

Shuke isn't fat. 

He's pleasantly plump. 

 

[Judge Smails]

Smails can make it rain. How tall is Shuke? I know he's sorta of a funny lookin' fella, but how tall? Wingspan? Quick or sloth like?

 

[Rustoleum]

Smails can make it rain. How tall is Shuke? I know he's sorta of a funny lookin' fella, but how tall? Wingspan? Quick or sloth like?

He's a Bearcat fan, so none of that matters. Defense is going to be super-intense, but offensively it's going to be a rock fight.

 

[Sconch]

Yes. I could beat most everyone on the board in a game of basketball. 

One free throw at a time?

 

[strykerpks]

Last time I played shuke in hoops.....2 on 1 break, and the defender faked towards the guy on the left, trying to anticipate a pass. I took off from the top of the key and threw down a pretty sick windmill dunk. People were losing their minds. One of the guys who was on the other team ran off crying, and everyone was so crunk that the game didn\'t even continue. A couple chickenheads in the stands gave me their math

 

[shuke]

I've played a lot of basketball in my day, but not as agile as I used to be.  Also horrible going to my left.  

But if you take a shot you better hope it goes in because you're not getting that ball back.

 

[dickey moe]

I've played a lot of basketball in my day, but not as agile as I used to be.  Also horrible going to my left.  

But if you take a shot you better hope it goes in because you're not getting that ball back.

You've always been the Bill Laimbeer of these boards, 'cept whiter.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Yes. I could beat most everyone on the board in a game of basketball. 

One free throw at a time?




 

Rick Barry style.

 

[Short Corner]

Yes. I could beat most everyone on the board in a game of basketball. 

 

[Ned]

Shirts vs Skins?

Would be like this scene.