Crapy songs that rhyme Party with Bacardi or (1 Viewer)

[Hov34]

Patron with getting it on.

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[Amused to Death]

Going to the party
Sippin' a Bacardi
Wanna meet a hottie
But there's Adam, Steve and Marty
There's Billy, Todd and Tommy
They're on leave from the army
The only boobs I'll see tonight will be made of origami

Tell the fellas make it understood
It ain't no good if there's too much wood
Make sure you know before you go
The dance floor bro-ho ratio
5 to 1, it's a "brodeo"
Tell Steve and Mark its time to go
Wait outside all night to find
Twenty dudes in a conga line

Too many ##### on the dance floor, easy to fix
Too many ##### on the dance floor, spread out the #####

Too many dudes with too many #####
Too close to my ####, too hard to meet chicks
I need better odds, more broads less rods
I came to do battle, skedaddle with the cattle prods

 

[Spin]

Going to the party

Sippin' a Bacardi

Wanna meet a hottie

But there's Adam, Steve and Marty

There's Billy, Todd and Tommy

They're on leave from the army

The only boobs I'll see tonight will be made of origami

Tell the fellas make it understood

It ain't no good if there's too much wood

Make sure you know before you go

The dance floor bro-ho ratio

5 to 1, it's a "brodeo"

Tell Steve and Mark its time to go

Wait outside all night to find

Twenty dudes in a conga line

Too many ##### on the dance floor, easy to fix

Too many ##### on the dance floor, spread out the #####

Too many dudes with too many #####

Too close to my ####, too hard to meet chicks

I need better odds, more broads less rods

I came to do battle, skedaddle with the cattle prods

he said crappy songs.

 

[Juxtatarot]

Let's do horse and remorse next.

 

[rockaction]

rites of spring and my wing ding ding?

 

[Hov34]

The correct answer is all of them. HTH.

(except for the Conchords song - anit no good if there's too much wood)