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Crazy Neighbors: Help Me Understand What This is All About (1 Viewer)

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We have some odd neighbors living below us and just ran into the husband at the mailbox. He was digging in the trash can near the boxes and taking all the junk mail out and recyclables.

Now, we live in a fairly nice complex and it isn't cheap. My understanding is that he and his wife are both nurses or something along those lines. They have a license plate frame on their minivan that alludes to them or one of them being a nurse. And I see them in scrubs fairly often.


Anyway, I personally am not fishing through a trash can for cans and bottles. Even still, I can kind of look the other way and just sort of explain it away as being frugal.

However, he is always piling up junk mail, newspapers and cereal box and other cardboard/paper packaging products. About 6 months ago, there was this weird/loud sound reverberating through the walls. Our bed is against the wall and it was like damn, what the hell is causing that noise. There would be this low buzzing for extended periods with brief stopping and then repeat, over and over. This is all going on at like 1AM.


Turns out that this was a shredder and they were shredding paper for a couple of hours each night. In their little patio area, they had bags of shredded paper. It didn't appear to be shredded newspaper or cereal boxes, just actual shredded paper.

They also collect all the non recyclable plastics like milk jugs, cartons, etc.

Is there some kind of market for scrap/shredded paper that I am not aware of? I know that cardboard can be recycled, but they aren't storing cardboard boxes or anything approaching the volume to produce any sizeable monetary return on the time investment.

The only thing I could think of is maybe they provide the shredded paper to an animal rescue organization. But, if they are that committed to animals, it seems odd that they would live in an a place that doesn't allow pets of any kind.

 
Perhaps, but they are very anti-social, not very outgoing. Never engage or initiate conversation with anyone. Not even to say "hi" or "hello" in passing. They just don't seem to be that type. I think the frugal, money saver option is more likely...but I have never heard of people getting paid for shredded paper.

 
Perhaps, but they are very anti-social, not very outgoing. Never engage or initiate conversation with anyone. Not even to say "hi" or "hello" in passing. They just don't seem to be that type. I think the frugal, money saver option is more likely...but I have never heard of people getting paid for shredded paper.
Are they digging through your recycling? I'd be annoyed if that was the case, I don't want someone picking through my old bills and other personal information.

 
Any chance they're moving? Shredded paper makes good packing material.

NM: Just saw the lengthy timeframe. :shrug:

 
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if they really are giving that shredded paper to an animal organization, you should really convince them to give it all to a children's charity instead.

 
Perhaps, but they are very anti-social, not very outgoing. Never engage or initiate conversation with anyone. Not even to say "hi" or "hello" in passing. They just don't seem to be that type. I think the frugal, money saver option is more likely...but I have never heard of people getting paid for shredded paper.
Are they digging through your recycling? I'd be annoyed if that was the case, I don't want someone picking through my old bills and other personal information.
Maybe you could shred them.

 
Why dont you just ask them what it's for?
I tried doing the small talk thing before and it was just a weird vibe. Didn't really care to probe directly.

My suspicion was that they are some big time frugal/money savers and thus thought there must be a money angle to it. So, I was curious to know if any of you guys had heard of shredded paper having a market value of some kind.

 
Shredded paper makes excellent filler for a sex doll. You want at least half newspaper and half miscellaneous office paper, old junk mail, etc. You'll want to shred that pretty fine.

 
Why dont you just ask them what it's for?
I tried doing the small talk thing before and it was just a weird vibe. Didn't really care to probe directly.My suspicion was that they are some big time frugal/money savers and thus thought there must be a money angle to it. So, I was curious to know if any of you guys had heard of shredded paper having a market value of some kind.
No small talk. Just ask what it's for directly. Makes almost too much sense.

 
Maybe they like to do random odd things for the sheer joy of knowing it will drive the neighbors crazy wondering what they are up to. Maybe that is all there is to it. You've been played, sukkah.

 

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