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[ChiefD]

“Is the world out to get you or are you out to get the world”

 

[bigbottom]

There are two types of people in the world: those who think the world can be divided into two types of people, and those who don’t. 

 

[The General]

Geronimo giving the Hoosiers huge minutes.

 

[Binky The Doormat]

he who smelt it dealt it.

 

[The General]

Geronimo giving the Hoosiers huge minutes.

 

[Zegras11]

Don't be a clown.  

 

[rockaction]

I tried a thread like this one about a bunch of months ago. 

Pawsitively Delightful!

Hang in there! 

 

[Binky The Doormat]

These stonewashed Levi’s jeans really make my ### pop.

 

[rockaction]

These stonewashed Levi’s jeans really make my ### pop.

Aqua Net™ - Permanent hair for the permanent champion. 

 

[rustycolts]

Life is like a poop sandwich.  The more bread you have the less poop you eat.

 

[Keith R]

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

(Repeat 10,000 x in multiple formats)

 

[brun]

If I already have more than I need. Why am I trying so hard? 

 

[Leroy Hoard]

If the world didn't suck we'd all fly into space.

 

[otb_lifer]

I'D RATHER DIE ON MY FEET THAN LIVE ON MY KNEES! 

- Harry Dean Stanton as Budski, "Repo Man" 1984

 

[Terminalxylem]

There are no stupid questions. Just stupid people.

 

[Cjw_55106]

Geronimo giving the Hoosiers huge minutes.

You just laughed at your own post? 

 

[Jayrod]

Life's a journey and I am just trying to beat the Google Maps ETA.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

 

[Sullie]

Some people are like slinkies, they don't really have a purpose but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

 

[Terminalxylem]

Not original, but this one always picks me up:

If you build a man a fire, he’ll be warm for a day. But if you set a man on fire, he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

 

[The General]

You just laughed at your own post? 

This was supposed to be in the college basketball thread. I was about to drop about 12 other IU basketball posts in here before I realized. 

 

[lakerstan]

“If you need motivational messages to make you motivated, you are, by default, unmotivated.  Now stop reading motivational messages and get to work, you lazy bum.”

 

[Charlie Steiner]

Wherever you go, there you are.

 

[Da Guru]

My grandmothers favorite saying

"If you don`t have time to do it right, you will have time to do it again"

 

[beer 30]

Nobody cares, work harder

 

[ChiefD]

Living is like not being dead. 

 

[Ignoratio Elenchi]

Every day is better than the next.

 

[wikkidpissah]

To whom shall i show my gaping, bleeding sore?

 

[urbanhack]

Change the way you see things and the things you see will change.

 

[Gally]

It is always in the last place you look............and if it's not then you are pretty dumb. 

 

[nirad3]

Always take the red pill.

 

[Lehigh98]

I opened up a yogurt, underneath the lid it said, "Please try again" because they were having a contest that I was unaware of.  I thought maybe I opened the yogurt wrong...or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me... "Come on Mitchell, don't give up!"... an inspirational message from your friends at Yoplait, fruit on the bottom, hope on top.

RIP Mitch

 

[Cjw_55106]

 “Whether you think you can, or you think you can't – you're right,”

                                     - Henry Ford

 

[=Smackdown=]

Be decisive. Right or wrong. Make a decision.

The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision.

 

[Northern Voice]

Stay Positive

 

[morinput]

An expert is someone who has made every possible mistake in a very limited field.

 

[Helaire-ious]

Leave me alone and leave me out of it

 

[JaxBill]

It's not just good, it's good enough.

 

[AAABatteries]

Not original, but this one always picks me up:

If you build a man a fire, he’ll be warm for a day. But if you set a man on fire, he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

@bcdjr1 had this quote as his IM status for years.  This made me smile.

RIP GB.

 

[El Floppo]

Do you ever sit and look at a clock and realize you're watching your life slip by?

Well, that's the way cookie bounces 

 

[Drunken knight]

Always

Be

Cobbling

cocoa’s for closers!

 

[Cjw_55106]

It's not just good, it's good enough.

Kind of the opposite;

Good enough, isnt. 

 

[eoMMan]

When life isn’t going right, go left.

 

[eoMMan]

Keep moving forward. Moving backwards is for time travelers.

 

[eoMMan]

TEAM:  Together Everyone Achieves More

 

[eoMMan]

Do you know how to eat an elephant? I don’t know. 

 

[Osaurus]

The tallest blade of grass is the first one to get cut

 

[Leroy Hoard]

A plateau is the highest form of flattery.

 

[The Duff Man]

Go Bills

 

[rockaction]

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

Wasn’t that Jack Handey?