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NORTH ANDOVER, Mass. - Merrimack College officials have ordered students to shelter in place after reports of an armed clown sighting, according to the student newspaper.

Several parents and students have contacted FOX25 after receiving a safety alert from the college.

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There was a king with a large jaw and a queen with a plain face on the throne of England...

And...and...there was a blood thirty clown who beckoned innocent children into the sewer and swallowed them whole.

 
Yesterday a guy dressed as a creepy clown paid for my order at the drive-thru.  I thought it was a nice jester.

 
I am reminded of Cam in Modern Family. He dressed up as a clown called Fizzbo. At night Cam didn't suffer from sleepwalking, he suffered from sleepclowning. He would dress up in costume while he was asleep. It was a pretty funny episode.

 
massraider said:
Go to Merrimack college.  Follow the smell of marijuana.  Bang on the door, tell them to knock it off. 
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Backinaday, Merrimack rivaled Kent State (their very odd public-assembly reaction to the shooting, i guess) and the SUNYs as a college that took Halloweird seriously. Dunno if that has anything to do with it.

 
Both my daughters schools were on lockdown yesterday because of  someone dressed up like a clown walking around the school perimeter in the wooded area. 

 It is just a matter of time before one of these idiots get shot-- matter-of-fact after how scared both my daughters were, I wouldn't of had a problem with it. 

You want to walk around  in broad daylight dressed like a clown, go for it, but lurking around in the woods right by the school and trying to hide, you get what's coming your way. But of course, these are just my opinions. 

 
Courtjester said:
Both my daughters schools were on lockdown yesterday because of  someone dressed up like a clown walking around the school perimeter in the wooded area. 

 It is just a matter of time before one of these idiots get shot-- matter-of-fact after how scared both my daughters were, I wouldn't of had a problem with it. 

You want to walk around  in broad daylight dressed like a clown, go for it, but lurking around in the woods right by the school and trying to hide, you get what's coming your way. But of course, these are just my opinions. 
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Sounds like a real bozo.

 
You know why there are clowns out running around in the woods?

Bears won't eat them, they taste funny.

 
This reminds me of when i was a teen.

The thing back then was don't flash cars that had headlights off at night, because it was gang members. They would come after you if you did

 
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belljr said:
This reminds me of when i was a teen.

The thing back then was don't flash cars that had headlights off at night, because ut was gang members. They would come after you if you did
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And Richard Pryor/Eddie Murphy telling white ladies to sit in the elevator.

 
My dad is a teacher at Antioch High School. Said the other day they got an announcement that all teachers need to read the email that was just sent out.  Email told them that they were on lockdown and no kids were allowed outside, and to shut the blinds.  Turns out some kid had photoshopped a clown in the woods outside the school and it was passed around the school.  Police showed up and cleared the woods, nothing was found.

Crazy.

 
Spin said:
My dad is a teacher at Antioch High School. Said the other day they got an announcement that all teachers need to read the email that was just sent out.  Email told them that they were on lockdown and no kids were allowed outside, and to shut the blinds.  Turns out some kid had photoshopped a clown in the woods outside the school and it was passed around the school.  Police showed up and cleared the woods, nothing was found.

Crazy.
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wtf

 
Courtjester said:
Both my daughters schools were on lockdown yesterday because of  someone dressed up like a clown walking around the school perimeter in the wooded area. 

 It is just a matter of time before one of these idiots get shot-- matter-of-fact after how scared both my daughters were, I wouldn't of had a problem with it. 

You want to walk around  in broad daylight dressed like a clown, go for it, but lurking around in the woods right by the school and trying to hide, you get what's coming your way. But of course, these are just my opinions. 
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I seriously doubt that there really was anyone dressed like a clown in the woods by your daughter's school. Some idiot kid either made it up or some dummy all hyped up "thought" they saw it and freaked out.

 
This whole thing is getting stupid. Got an email today for my daughter's Superintendent that kids are talking about scary clowns being in the area, either because they heard it from someone else and are scared or because they want to scare other kids. There definitely have not been any clown sightings yet. So dumb.

 
Some dude got arrested at Walmart south of Atlanta for intimidating people dressed as a clown.  His argument was "I didn't know it was illegal to prank people."

 
Capella said:
Once these clowns start getting faded, losers will stop dressing up like clowns 
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Fake. Totally fake. Why in the world would someone think that they have to remain anonymous when telling that story? And he just happened to be a big tough martial artist who immediately punched the guy in the face and made blood come out the mask? Fake fake fake.

 
GroveDiesel said:
Fake. Totally fake. Why in the world would someone think that they have to remain anonymous when telling that story? And he just happened to be a big tough martial artist who immediately punched the guy in the face and made blood come out the mask? Fake fake fake.
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Cuz clowns are tight man... He'd have a nation of clowns seeking revenge.

 
The clown videos I'm now finding online are pretty awesome.  Nice examples of unsettling self-made 45-second horror films.

Nobody thinks any of these things are real, right?

 
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