Dad Brackets Round 2 - The Ultimate Dad Essentials (1 Viewer)

[Gatorade]

• Matchup: #6 Farting vs. #14 Naps
• Winner: #14 Naps with 63.9% of the vote

What is going on here? What dad can actually nap?

Me......


ETA: usually i am engaging in both those activities at the same time.

I'm guessing you nap alone

 

[-OZ-]

• Matchup: #6 Farting vs. #14 Naps
• Winner: #14 Naps with 63.9% of the vote

What is going on here? What dad can actually nap?

Me......


ETA: usually i am engaging in both those activities at the same time.

I'm guessing you nap alone

I nap alone, yeah
With nobody else
I nap alone, yeah
With nobody else
Yeah, you know when I nap alone
I prefer to fart by myself

 

[Gally]

• Matchup: #6 Farting vs. #14 Naps
• Winner: #14 Naps with 63.9% of the vote

What is going on here? What dad can actually nap?

Me......


ETA: usually i am engaging in both those activities at the same time.

I'm guessing you nap alone

sometimes but not all the time.

 

[MAC_32]

• Matchup: #6 Farting vs. #14 Naps
• Winner: #14 Naps with 63.9% of the vote

What is going on here? What dad can actually nap?

It isn't often, but I can sometimes squeeze one in if I schedule an afternoon off-site that ends too late to justify going back to the office. Prepare an email earlier, schedule it to go out at the end of the day, then briefly check phone to ensure nothing is actively on fire, silence it and hope I can get 30 mins.

That's about all I got. Well timed January snow storms is the only other thing that comes to mind.

 

[Gally]

It isn't often, but I can sometimes squeeze one in if I schedule an afternoon off-site that ends too late to justify going back to the office. Prepare an email earlier, schedule it to go out at the end of the day, then briefly check phone to ensure nothing is actively on fire, silence it and hope I can get 30 mins.

This paragraph can be applicable to both farts and naps. Not sure which one you are referring to.

 

[MAC_32]

It isn't often, but I can sometimes squeeze one in if I schedule an afternoon off-site that ends too late to justify going back to the office. Prepare an email earlier, schedule it to go out at the end of the day, then briefly check phone to ensure nothing is actively on fire, silence it and hope I can get 30 mins.

This paragraph can be applicable to both farts and naps. Not sure which one you are referring to.

My farts are usually on a consistent schedule. One very loud one about 5-10 steps after getting out of bed and a few more unpleasant ones on the way to the office, but then I'm in the clear once I get there and take care of the morning plumbing. Poor dietary decisions can lead to some oddities, so I try to be careful days before meeting-heavy mornings. Otherwise there are just a few more crop-dusting walks between trips #1 and #2 to the porcelain gods. I'm rarely not fine after round #2 though.

 

[Joe Bryant]

Final Four Voting closes at 3:30 ET. Cast your vote for free here. https://www.footballguys.com/article/2024-ultimate-dad-essentials

 

[MAC_32]

• Matchup: #6 Farting vs. #14 Naps
• Winner: #14 Naps with 63.9% of the vote

What is going on here? What dad can actually nap?

It isn't often, but I can sometimes squeeze one in if I schedule an afternoon off-site that ends too late to justify going back to the office. Prepare an email earlier, schedule it to go out at the end of the day, then briefly check phone to ensure nothing is actively on fire, silence it and hope I can get 30 mins.

That's about all I got. Well timed January snow storms is the only other thing that comes to mind.

Thanks for the motivation. Baseball isn't until 8 tonight, so I got home from work and napped for the first time in months.

 

[Don Quixote]

• Matchup: #6 Farting vs. #14 Naps
• Winner: #14 Naps with 63.9% of the vote

What is going on here? What dad can actually nap?

I can’t remember the last time I took a nap where it was not related to being in bed with an illness.

 

[Joe Bryant]

Final Championship Round voting closes today at 3:30. Get your vote in! https://www.footballguys.com/article/2024-ultimate-dad-essentials

 

[Gally]

Jeesh, I wish I could predict the NCAA bracket this well. I have been right on all but one pick (I went Dad Bod over Smoked Meats). Every other pick has been correct and I expect my Championship pick will be correct too.

 

[Joe Bryant]

Jeesh, I wish I could predict the NCAA bracket this well. I have been right on all but one pick (I went Dad Bod over Smoked Meats). Every other pick has been correct and I expect my Championship pick will be correct too.

Who do you predict won?

 

[Gally]

Jeesh, I wish I could predict the NCAA bracket this well. I have been right on all but one pick (I went Dad Bod over Smoked Meats). Every other pick has been correct and I expect my Championship pick will be correct too.

Who do you predict won?

Is the voting over? I don't want to skew the results.....hahahhah

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Reading glasses should topple the #1 seed

LFG!

 

[Joe Bryant]

Jeesh, I wish I could predict the NCAA bracket this well. I have been right on all but one pick (I went Dad Bod over Smoked Meats). Every other pick has been correct and I expect my Championship pick will be correct too.

Who do you predict won?

Is the voting over? I don't want to skew the results.....hahahhah

Yes. Voting is over. Who did you you pick?

 

[BroncoFreak_2K3]

Reading glasses should topple the #1 seed

LFG!

Shouldn't even be close

 

[BroncoFreak_2K3]

Jeesh, I wish I could predict the NCAA bracket this well. I have been right on all but one pick (I went Dad Bod over Smoked Meats). Every other pick has been correct and I expect my Championship pick will be correct too.

Who do you predict won?

Is the voting over? I don't want to skew the results.....hahahhah

Yes. Voting is over. Who did you you pick?

Says the man in the readers,,,lol

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I have to take off glasses to read. It's annoying, particularly given I had LASIK 15ish years ago to stop this very thing. But the eyes have gone back downhill the last 2 years, and I'm back to needing glasses.

"Can I get a touch up to the LASIK to get rid of the glasses again?"

"Yes, but you'll immediately need reading glasses."

Why... You... Wha...

What the hell would be the point of that? I curse you all and your reading glasses.

 

[bigbottom]

I loved this tourney except how it turned out. Virtually everyone needs readers at some point. Men, women, single, married, parents, childless. Readers aren’t a “Dad” thing!!! Indeed, I would wager that, for most dads, readers aren’t even needed during the majority, or even the entirety, of their kids’ childhoods.

 

[Gally]

Jeesh, I wish I could predict the NCAA bracket this well. I have been right on all but one pick (I went Dad Bod over Smoked Meats). Every other pick has been correct and I expect my Championship pick will be correct too.

Who do you predict won?

Is the voting over? I don't want to skew the results.....hahahhah

Yes. Voting is over. Who did you you pick?

Reading Glasses of course

 

[IrishTwinkie]

I loved this tourney except how it turned out. Virtually everyone needs readers at some point. Men, women, single, married, parents, childless. Readers aren’t a “Dad” thing!!! Indeed, I would wager that, for most dads, readers aren’t even needed during the majority, or even the entirety, of their kids’ childhoods.

Glasses? Yes. Readers? Oh hell no. <Winning!>

ETA: Heck, I take my glass OFF to read.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I loved this tourney except how it turned out. Virtually everyone needs readers at some point. Men, women, single, married, parents, childless. Readers aren’t a “Dad” thing!!! Indeed, I would wager that, for most dads, readers aren’t even needed during the majority, or even the entirety, of their kids’ childhoods.

I didn’t have a kid until I was 38. I’ve easily used reader for more than half her life. She’s 17

 

[bigbottom]

I loved this tourney except how it turned out. Virtually everyone needs readers at some point. Men, women, single, married, parents, childless. Readers aren’t a “Dad” thing!!! Indeed, I would wager that, for most dads, readers aren’t even needed during the majority, or even the entirety, of their kids’ childhoods.

I didn’t have a kid until I was 38. I’ve easily used reader for more than half her life. She’s 17

That’s why I didn’t say all. My son is 22 next week and I don’t own a pair of readers and don’t need them.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I loved this tourney except how it turned out. Virtually everyone needs readers at some point. Men, women, single, married, parents, childless. Readers aren’t a “Dad” thing!!! Indeed, I would wager that, for most dads, readers aren’t even needed during the majority, or even the entirety, of their kids’ childhoods.

I didn’t have a kid until I was 38. I’ve easily used reader for more than half her life. She’s 17

That’s why I didn’t say all. My son is 22 next week and I don’t own a pair of readers and don’t need them.

Congrats?

 

[bigbottom]

I loved this tourney except how it turned out. Virtually everyone needs readers at some point. Men, women, single, married, parents, childless. Readers aren’t a “Dad” thing!!! Indeed, I would wager that, for most dads, readers aren’t even needed during the majority, or even the entirety, of their kids’ childhoods.

I didn’t have a kid until I was 38. I’ve easily used reader for more than half her life. She’s 17

That’s why I didn’t say all. My son is 22 next week and I don’t own a pair of readers and don’t need them.

Congrats?

It’s probably saved me a sum total of 12 dollars over the last decade!

 

[-OZ-]

I loved this tourney except how it turned out. Virtually everyone needs readers at some point. Men, women, single, married, parents, childless. Readers aren’t a “Dad” thing!!! Indeed, I would wager that, for most dads, readers aren’t even needed during the majority, or even the entirety, of their kids’ childhoods.

I didn’t have a kid until I was 38. I’ve easily used reader for more than half her life. She’s 17

That’s why I didn’t say all. My son is 22 next week and I don’t own a pair of readers and don’t need them.

Neither have I, close to 50.
I have blue light glasses now but those are different.