Dallas: Year one (1 Viewer)

[RokNRole]

Heading to the airport. I will be fielding questions and giving updates as time permits.

 

[cosjobs]

Have you ever seen Dallas from a a DC-9 at night?

 

[cosjobs]

linkely

 

[RokNRole]

Have you ever seen Dallas from a a DC-9 at night?

Nope and not sure what model plane we are taking

 

[elbowrm]

Who shot JR?

 

[RokNRole]

Who shot JR?

Never seen that show.

i do know who shot Mr Burns though

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

The Comanches were pretty bad the first year IIRC.

 

[HeavyMatt04]

Please be yourself while going through security.

 

[RokNRole]

Please be yourself while going through security.

Made it through without a hitch

 

[RokNRole]

Just landed. Nice and sunny out

the opposite of how NYC is atm

 

[El Floppo]

best of luck, mcgasrole.

 

[DocHolliday]

Good luck.  Did you buy a cowboy hat yet?  You want to fit you know. 

 

[RokNRole]

Good luck.  Did you buy a cowboy hat yet?  You want to fit you know. 

Haven't had a chance to shop

 

[oso diablo]

Good luck.  Did you buy a cowboy hat yet?  You want to fit you know. 

not necessary in Dallas. now, Fort Worth, on the other hand...

 

[honky kong]

Fuel up for the day with a nice breakfast taco.

 

[DocHolliday]

Haven't had a chance to shop

And get the boots too. 

 

[Vanilla Guerrilla]

And get the boots too. 

Bright red with some kinda fancy design on them.  Have to start saying howdy instead of hello.

 

[Bogart]

not necessary in Dallas. now, Fort Worth, on the other hand...

38 of my 41 years here in Fort Worth, have never owned cowboy boots nor a cowboy hat as an adult. Maybe it's time....

 

[wikkidpissah]

two words: gentleman's club breakfast buffet

but get the hat&boots 1st

 

[RokNRole]

Never seen so many gun shops,  pawn shops and liquor warehouses

 

[Peyton Marino]

prove that you are really in dallas

 

[RokNRole]

prove that you are really in dallas

What sort of proof would satisfy you?

 

[Kanil]

What sort of proof would satisfy you?

Going to need a selfie with you standing next to Jerry Jones while he holds a penny.

 

[Peyton Marino]

What sort of proof would satisfy you?

you're the creative one.  use your imagination.

 

[RokNRole]

you're the creative one.  use your imagination.

I'll be in downtown Dallas tonight with my boss to watch MNF

ill take a photo of a landmark with a paper with your screen name written on it

would that satisfy you?

 

[Vanilla Guerrilla]

Grind your junk on the dallas star at midfield wearing some sort of NY jersey during a game.

 

[massraider]

Dallas women are hot, and they are all about being hot Dallas women, if that makes any sense.

Should be fun.

 

[Galileo]

What are the Dallas city ordinances pertaining to excessive party noise disturbances?

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

Score any TX smack yet?

 

[Peyton Marino]

I'll be in downtown Dallas tonight with my boss to watch MNF

ill take a photo of a landmark with a paper with your screen name written on it

would that satisfy you?

yes, of course.  

 

[DocHolliday]

Dallas women are hot, and they are all about being hot Dallas women, if that makes any sense.

Should be fun.

It does. Mr Roll will understand shortly.  He is going to enjoy that scenery. 

 

[cosjobs]

Never seen so many gun shops,  pawn shops and liquor warehouses

Just wait until you get out of the airport

 

[RokNRole]

Just wait until you get out of the airport

Lmao

 

[bentley]

It does. Mr Roll will understand shortly.  He is going to enjoy that scenery. 

Cocaine, boob jobs, and big hair. The Dallas lady in the wild.

 

[RokNRole]

yes, of course.  

I'll get it done. Probably not tonight because my boss and I are at a sports bar getting irate at the giants on MNF

ill get it done soon 

 

[RokNRole]

Cocaine, boob jobs, and big hair. The Dallas lady in the wild.

I like cocaine but not fake boobs

i prefer petite brunettes with tight butts and B/C cups

 

[RokNRole]

Score any TX smack yet?

No I haven't done smack in years and rarely desire to anymore

 

[RokNRole]

What are the Dallas city ordinances pertaining to excessive party noise disturbances?

Don't know but I'll find out if need be

applied for a place at a couple apartment complexes in Irving which seem pretty quiet

 

[Peyton Marino]

I'll get it done. Probably not tonight because my boss and I are at a sports bar getting irate at the giants on MNF

ill get it done soon 

Why don't you just take a picture of the menu with the bar name and your pinky finger in the pic

 

[Hawks64]

Why don't you just take a picture of the menu with the bar name and your pinky finger in the pic

Cuz he's not there?

 

[RokNRole]

Why don't you just take a picture of the menu with the bar name and your pinky finger in the pic

Ok but you still have to wait until at least tomorrow for me to post it up on a pic site

where should I post it?

 

[RokNRole]

Cuz he's not there?

Oh I'm here

intook the pic already and I'll post it some time tomorrow night

 

[Hawks64]

Oh I'm here

intook the pic already and I'll post it some time tomorrow night

Of course, because it's so hard to post a pic from your phone. @northern exposure

 

[Peyton Marino]

what's the name of the bar 

 

[TheAristocrat]

Bar DickDrawer, heard of it?

 

[RokNRole]

what's the name of the bar 

Christies

 

[bentley]

Get ready to go big on being Jesusy, too. You don't have to actually act pious, just make sure everyone knows you to to the biggest megachurch in town.

 

[bentley]

You should also drive a car that costs 2x your annual income. At the least.

 

[RokNRole]

Of course, because it's so hard to post a pic from your phone. @northern exposure

I can't post direct to the board

i have to make an account on a pic hosting site

 

[bentley]

And get drunk at The Loon. That ones for real. Wait, dammit, you can't do that any more.