"Deflator" Excuses That Didn't Make The Cut (1 Viewer)

[GroveDiesel]

-The shoes that were given to McNally were actually Reebok Pumps

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

He works in a clinic during the week that addresses erectile malfunctions due to Cialis and Viagra. When your erection lasts for more than four hours, and needs to be addressed immediately to prevent long-term injury, this guy assists on the procedure.

 

[matttyl]

The guy just doesn't like blowup dolls. Hates them.

 

[GroveDiesel]

He farts. A lot.

 

[Workhorse]

According to the Swedish to English dictionary, he is referring to himself as "The Palms" aka, the only guy who will actually high five Brady on the sideline.

 

[Spin]

After the Patriots score, if the team is getting too excited or cheering too loudly, he calms everyone down and deflates the mood on the sideline, so the team will remained focused for the remainder of the game.

 

[Bucky86]

He's really the "Ego Deflator". His job is to remind the players that they really aren't all that. "#### you, Brady with your super model wife. She's at best the 7th or 8th hottest Vicotria's Secret model. "

 

[CBusAlex]

He's actually just a huge Johann Strauss fan. Damn autocorrect.

 

[Sinn Fein]

The Patriots have a bunch of Bounce Castles set up outside the stadium for kids to play in before the game. One of his jobs is to deflate all them after the game starts.

 

[Sinn Fein]

Robert Kraft uses an inflatable penis when making love, McNally is responsible for deflating Mr. Kraft when he is done.

 

[KCitons]

I don't think it's appropriate to make fun of someone with a hearing condition.

 

[shadyridr]

His real nickname cant be printed in the media. Its really The Felator.

 

[randall146]

By providing footballs too pumped up to fit in Brady's weak childlike hands he deflated Brady's stats and Uggs' stock value

 

[massraider]

Was in charge of the inflatable kids castle at the carnival one summer.

 

[Don Quixote]

Autocorrect fail. He wasn't saying "deflator," but die flator, which is German for the flator, and no one who speaks German could be an evil man.

 

[General Tso]

He's such a downer that when he walks into a room he sucks the air out of it.

 

[Rayderr]

It's an abbreviation for his full nickname, The Masked Deflator."

 

[Willie Neslon]

He's actually known as The Defacator. It was a spell-check thing.

 

[RCon]

During the week, he's actually a renowned plastic surgeon specializing in breast reductions.

 

[raidergil]

Now I see why Kraft's multimillion dollar team couldn't come up with something better than they did (though I liked Defecator).

 

[Franknbeans]

He used to be on Sprockets

 

[Wrigley]

It was better than "MASTERBATOR"

 

[Das Boot]

Harder than it looks to come up with anything remotely legit, ain't it?

 

[TwinTurbo]

He was attempting to reduce the price of those new kicks by implementing a deflationary monetary policy.