Dennis Rodman Serenades Kim Jong Un a la Marilyn Monroe (1 Viewer)

[NCCommish]

Wouldn't it be awesome if the US gov revoked his passport while he was away, effectively denying him entry back in to the USA?

It would be even more awesome if he was in deep cover for the CIA on a mission to make Kim look as absurd as possible.

Personally it seems the one coming off as absurd is Rodman. The plan may be backfiring.

I think of this as being more of an suicide absurdity bombing.

So the absurd gets all over everyone after the explosion?

 

[Juxtatarot]

I suppose it won't happen, but for several reasons it would be nice for Kim Jong Un to release Bae to Dennis on the way back.

That would stop the World from spinning for at least a second. And it would make Kim Jong Un actually liked in the under 30 crowd in the Western World IMO.

I wish he would, Rodman would be the new Jessie Jackson. Bill Clinton flew in once for a pick up.

From Kim Jong Un's perspective, why not? Bae doesn't matter to him and he controls his press so it's not like people in his country even need to know. And it would be a big FU to the American politicans. I assume he'd get a kick out of that.

 

[E-Z Glider]

If you watch the CNN feed you can plainly see the Rod Man is high as a kite, on drugs and other substances.

He's in bad shape.

Seriously, he may be an addict.

At a minimum, he's known to be an alcoholic.

He once put the Full Court Press on my wife's BFF.

 

[Fennis]

I dug the rhythmic clapping to Rodmans singing.

 

[T Bell]

They lost??

Technically the game is still going. They just declared an armistice.

 

[T Bell]

Marilyn sang it with more enthusiasm. I fear for Rodmans life.

Dennis, just please don't stand over a ventilation grate, ok?

 

[T Bell]

Wouldn't it be awesome if the US gov revoked his passport while he was away, effectively denying him entry back in to the USA?

It would be even more awesome if he was in deep cover for the CIA on a mission to make Kim look as absurd as possible.

Personally it seems the one coming off as absurd is Rodman. The plan may be backfiring.

I think of this as being more of an suicide absurdity bombing.

So the absurd gets all over everyone after the explosion?

Indeed.

 

[CurlyNight]

They are showing the nutcase's CNN vid again, of course. Took a closer look at the former NBA players around him. The look on their faces is pretty priceless, and the guy to the left of him is leaning as far as he can to his left, away from him! Funny as hell!

 

[JAMES!]

has anyone said he's being a selfish attention whore idiot?

 

[T Bell]

They are showing the nutcase's CNN vid again, of course. Took a closer look at the former NBA players around him. The look on their faces is pretty priceless, and the guy to the left of him is leaning as far as he can to his left, away from him! Funny as hell!

I believe DaVinci painted that scene, no?

 

[ILUVBEER99]

I wonder how much money Dennis is getting from his buddy.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

He's clearly not well.

 

[CurlyNight]

Apparently Rod had a talking to with Dr. Drew with some rehab doc a few years ago. His response to how he needs to take care of his alcoholism was oh well. Maybe we'll see him on Dr. Drew's celebrity rehab some day when he's almost dead in the gutter.

 

[TheIronSheik]

So, apparently, he had been drinking.

 

[shadyridr]

Apparently Rod had a talking to with Dr. Drew with some rehab doc a few years ago. His response to how he needs to take care of his alcoholism was oh well. Maybe we'll see him on Dr. Drew's celebrity rehab some day when he's almost dead in the gutter.

he was already on Celebrity Rehab

 

[TheIronSheik]

Apparently Rod had a talking to with Dr. Drew with some rehab doc a few years ago. His response to how he needs to take care of his alcoholism was oh well. Maybe we'll see him on Dr. Drew's celebrity rehab some day when he's almost dead in the gutter.

he was already on Celebrity Rehab

Plus, sadly, that show isn't on TV anymore. :(

 

[Jewell]

On the other hand, I'm sure Doug Christie felt liberated by the comparative freedom of living in North Korea.

Mrs. Christie flipped out when she heard that Doug's North Korean escort is named Poon Kim.

 

[shadyridr]

Doug Christie has requested asylum in North Korea

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Frontline this week is called "The Secret State of North Korea."

Crazy, sad stuff.

 

[GroveDiesel]

Rodman in rehab. Bug surprise. We'll see if that changes his mind on his "friend" or not.

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

The South Korean newspaper observed that Kim appears keen to show that he does not suffer the same pathological fear of flying as his father, Kim Jong-il, who travelled as far as he could get on a special armoured train.

In fact he has even tried his hand at the controls, it was claimed, although he is not known to have an qualifications as a pilot.

'Kim Jong-un likes steering aircraft,' a senior government source in Seoul was quoted as saying in the South's capital, Seoul.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2626197/It-s-Air-Force-Un-North-Korean-dictator-Kim-Jong-gets-private-jet-officials-say-leader-likes-steering-aircraft-despite-not-qualified-pilot.html

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

King KJ trying to get another video taken down:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/21/kim-jong-un-video_n_5604797.html

Naturally, China has been unable to help because once something is online, it's online forever. And Kim doesn't seem to know Rule 19 of the Internet: The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.

 

[johnnycakes]

King KJ trying to get another video taken down:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/07/21/kim-jong-un-video_n_5604797.html

Naturally, China has been unable to help because once something is online, it's online forever. And Kim doesn't seem to know Rule 19 of the Internet: The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.