Dinner @ the Li's (1 Viewer)

[dickey moe]

FA RA RA RA RAAAAAHHH RA RA RA RAAAAAAHHHHHH

 

[Limp Ditka]

My girlfriend is Chinese with limited English.

our communication has improved a lot when I stopped using conjunctions

She obviously had limited taste in men too.

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

Well, that was interesting 

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Well, that was interesting 

Out with it man.

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

Out with it man.

I'm actually late to meet up with a fellow FBG so will have to provide a complete update later as I can't type it all out while driving

 

[Binky The Doormat]

I'm actually late to meet up with a fellow FBG so will have to provide a complete update later as I can't type it all out while driving

Apparently there wasn't much to eat ...

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

We show up to their condo and I was fearful they would be very dressed up but those fears were without merit as the husband was wearing a long sleeve blue tshirt tucked into gray sweatpants. The wife was a cute little gal who was very quiet for most of the night.  She looked just like this woman at my blackjack table at Foxwoods last month that was chain smoking Marlboro reds and yelling Monkey nearly every hand.  We were asked to take off our shoes at the entrance and then walked into their sparsely furnished condo.  The husband told us the main goal of the evening was to eat and showed us homemade yogurt his wife made the night before. She was a chemist in China and apparently it is a long and careful process to make homemade yogurt.  It was very good.  The wife served vegetable fried rice, a beef dish that was very good and some chicken that definitely could have been :cstu:

Bruce Lee movies came up in conversation and the husband left he table, went up stairs and brought down a book he received from his boss about Bruce Lee and his philosophy of life.  He read us a couple of quotes.  The husband seemed to dominate the conversation and talked a lot about China, it's language and about Trump winning the election.  

No booze was offerered, just pineapple and orange juice during the meal and loose green tea after.  A nice family and I guess we did our good dead by welcoming them to the area but we have almost nothing in common.  My wife has already invited them to our house for dinner and I'm thinking we might need another family to join us.  I have no idea what we will serve them though and pretty sure I will have to hide our dog.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

When they come over, out have to share a Bruce Lee joke.

What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink?

WATAAAA!!!

 

[xulf]

We show up to their condo and I was fearful they would be very dressed up but those fears were without merit as the husband was wearing a long sleeve blue tshirt tucked into gray sweatpants. The wife was a cute little gal who was very quiet for most of the night.  She looked just like this woman at my blackjack table at Foxwoods last month that was chain smoking Marlboro reds and yelling Monkey nearly every hand.  We were asked to take off our shoes at the entrance and then walked into their sparsely furnished condo.  The husband told us the main goal of the evening was to eat and showed us homemade yogurt his wife made the night before. She was a chemist in China and apparently it is a long and careful process to make homemade yogurt.  It was very good.  The wife served vegetable fried rice, a beef dish that was very good and some chicken that definitely could have been :cstu:

Bruce Lee movies came up in conversation and the husband left he table, went up stairs and brought down a book he received from his boss about Bruce Lee and his philosophy of life.  He read us a couple of quotes.  The husband seemed to dominate the conversation and talked a lot about China, it's language and about Trump winning the election.  

No booze was offerered, just pineapple and orange juice during the meal and loose green tea after.  A nice family and I guess we did our good dead by welcoming them to the area but we have almost nothing in common.  My wife has already invited them to our house for dinner and I'm thinking we might need another family to join us.  I have no idea what we will serve them though and pretty sure I will have to hide our dog.

Whats with this shtick?  Twice now in this thread.

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

Whats with this shtick?  Twice now in this thread.

Just a typo, happens on a smart phone from time to time.

 

[matuski]

Try to make yogurt for them.

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

Try to make yogurt for them.

I was thinking duck 

 

[matuski]

I was thinking duck 

Or dog.

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

Or dog.

Think I can get away with cooking duck and calling it dog?

 

[matuski]

Think I can get away with cooking duck and calling it dog?

I think they both taste like chicken.

 

[bucksoh]

So no massageee or happy ending disappointed.

 

[RenegadeGM]

So Alina Li was NOT their daughter... 

 

[need2know]

So no happy ending?