Does anyone else regress when wife/partner/spouse is out of town? (1 Viewer)

[wlwiles]

My goal is for the wife to come home and give me Worm's line from Rounders.

"Look at you, you've been prospering while I've been away!"

 

[Ministry of Pain]

Never turn down hall passes, I love when she visits her mother 250 miles away twice a year and hold on to your seats folks...

-What's a hall pass really?...A chance to go gamble at Hard Rock without having to worry about when I have to be home or getting any kinds of dumb questions
And that's what it's really all about. A chance to eat a Philly Cheesesteak and just let the drool flow from my lips. I want to pop a can of beer at 9am, I pop it with glee
A chance to go hang out with my buddies after tennis and not have to cut beer time short because of a parade of things I have to do around the house on Sat so I can enjoy NFL-Sundays
And let's talk about 9:30am London games where I can watch 12 hours of wall to wall football and overdose on a Roman Orgy of professional football with chicken wings hanging out of my mouth, cold beer in an iced down bucket on my coffee table so I can sit on my *** with the remote and burp/fart whenever I please with nobody around to curl their face into an old catcher's mitt trying to emasculate me while I am enjoying just being a MAN BABY!!

Went to see our new granddaughter last few days, yesterday I dropped Mrs off at her mom's place North of Tampa and then drove home to South Florida
She's going to rent a car on Sun Night/Monday and come back or she might catch the Brightline, either way I just got a free weekend to play poker and work on FF for Redrafts

Happy hour starts early today

 

[Zow]

Played 29 holes today (made a putt for lots of cash on the last hole to win a bunch of presses), ordered takeout and sat out on my deck with a bottle of Blanton’s, took and edible and currently posting from my hot tub listing to a Kevin Clark podcast with no kids screaming… ahhhh.

 

[Zow]

Played 29 holes today (made a putt for lots of cash on the last hole to win a bunch of presses), ordered takeout and sat out on my deck with a bottle of Blanton’s, took and edible and currently posting from my hot tub listing to a Kevin Clark podcast with no kids screaming… ahhhh.

Just watched some amazing mattress actresses and am putting on Happy Gilmore 2.

Is this heaven?

I’m not in Iowa.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Yes, which is why the hour before she shows up I'm trying to clean the house.

"Why is the dishwasher and laundry always running when I get home?"

Dishwasher??? I will use one glass for 2 weeks and eat leftovers off paper towels. There shall be no cooking, other than the grill. This is the time to hit all the food trucks, restaurants and bars the wife and kids don't know exist.

Aug 1 for me. Just me, my dog and Bobbi Magee.

Wife and daughter went on a middle school trip 15+ years ago. They left on a Saturday morning. By Saturday night I had bought a new set of golf clubs, signed up for DirecTV (which was installed that week) had a big poker game that night and ordered 2 XL pizzas which I ate off of all week long. First time I ever was sick of pizza. I played Uber amounts of online poker back then all week as well. Good times

 

[nirad3]

Played 29 holes today (made a putt for lots of cash on the last hole to win a bunch of presses), ordered takeout and sat out on my deck with a bottle of Blanton’s, took and edible and currently posting from my hot tub listing to a Kevin Clark podcast with no kids screaming… ahhhh.

Just watched some amazing mattress actresses and am putting on Happy Gilmore 2.

Is this heaven?

I’m not in Iowa.

first time I've ever heard this...

 

[Zow]

Played 29 holes today (made a putt for lots of cash on the last hole to win a bunch of presses), ordered takeout and sat out on my deck with a bottle of Blanton’s, took and edible and currently posting from my hot tub listing to a Kevin Clark podcast with no kids screaming… ahhhh.

Just watched some amazing mattress actresses and am putting on Happy Gilmore 2.

Is this heaven?

I’m not in Iowa.

first time I've ever heard this...

I heard it recently. I forget where but I got a kick of it and will be using it from now on.