Discuss Outrageous Claims Made By FBGs About Their Own Abilities (1 Viewer)

[chet]

ITT post and discuss delusional claims that FBGs have made about their own abilities.

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[Doctor Detroit]

Fantasycurse42 thinks his watch is worth more than your car.

Da Glitz thinks English as a second language makes him an innerwebs monster.

Mr Vegas once had sex with two squirrels at the same time.

EOM thinks reverse mortgages are for the masses.

Max Threshold thinks the Packers should have won both the Cowboys and Seahawks games last year.

Otis thinks he won't get fat.

 

[Frostillicus]

datonn can jump over 20 feet. When he was 9.

 

[James Daulton]

Isn't datonn the dude who claimed disc golf was better than sex?

 

[comfortably numb]

2 words

ritz cracker

 

[Mister CIA]

I have an IQ of at least 177.

 

[Frostillicus]

Isn't datonn the dude who claimed disc golf was better than sex?

Yes. I miss him a lot. Could see ghosts too.

 

[James Daulton]

Doesn't Zow have some kind of 2 ounce thing going on?

 

[gianmarco]

SWC does NOT own a bank.

 

[chet]

Jayrod thinks his jumpshot is better than Lebron's was at the beginning of Lebron's NBA career. However, he does concede that Lebron has worked on it and now Lebron has the better shot.

Jayrod is 6'2 240 and describes himself as very athletic.

 

[James Daulton]

Jayrod thinks his jumpshot is better than Lebron's was at the beginning of Lebron's NBA career. However, he does concede that Lebron has worked on it and now Lebron has the better shot.

Jayrod is 6'2 240 and describes himself as very athletic.

Elite

 

[(HULK)]

Anytime Eminence says anything. Especially if the phrase "finger-blasted" is included.

 

[mr roboto]

Didn't matuski claim he could beat someone at professional boxing?

 

[chet]

Didn't matuski claim he could beat someone at professional boxing?

Yes. A featherweight.

 

[Jayrok]

I can kick Ronda Rousey's ###.

Spoiler

In a game of horse.

 

[Parmcat]

Dentist and www.nomarriage.com

Chets wife could score Joe Pechi

 

[McGarnicle]

My penis is 17 inches long and thick as a coffee can.

 

[TheAristocrat]

My penis is 17 inches long and thick as a coffee can.

Confirmed.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

datonn can jump over 20 feet. When he was 9.

Isn't datonn the dude who claimed disc golf was better than sex?

Yes and yes

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Many, many FBGs claim they can poop shirts.

 

[Wrigley]

Limpy claims he can change favorite teams on a whim

 

[Good Posting Judge]

9985 apparently did a 360 dunk from the top of the key.

 

[Thorn]

Isn't datonn the dude who claimed disc golf was better than sex?

and the dude who claims to see ghosts?

 

[Thorn]

Didn't matuski claim he could beat someone at professional boxing?

Manny Pacquaio

 

[SWC]

SWC does NOT own a bank.

brohan i never claimed to own a bank i just have strong opinions about what should be taken there

 

[Don't Noonan]

Otis claimed he would not have sexual relations with Kate Upton

 

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My penis is 17 inches long and thick as a coffee can.

Confirmed.

PM sent.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Alias claimed he taught your girlfriend that thing you like.

 

[fantasycurse42]

Fantasycurse42 thinks his watch is worth more than your car.

Wait til I add the Royal Oak I'm eyeing into the collection.

BTW, I have multiple watches

 

[grateful zed]

fin claimed tiger was done

 

[Thorn]

fin claimed tiger was done

this is not a "ficticious" thread

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Fantasycurse42 thinks his watch is worth more than your car.

Wait til I add the Royal Oak I'm eyeing into the collection.

BTW, I have multiple watches

You must have the tiniest of penises. Congrats?

 

[East Coast Bias]

Fantasycurse42 thinks his watch is worth more than your car.

Wait til I add the Royal Oak I'm eyeing into the collection.

BTW, I have multiple watches

You must have the tiniest of penises. Congrats?

Should probably start eating avocados.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

I could ride American Pharaoh to a Grade 1 stakes win

 

[fantasycurse42]

Fantasycurse42 thinks his watch is worth more than your car.

Wait til I add the Royal Oak I'm eyeing into the collection.BTW, I have multiple watches

You must have the tiniest of penises. Congrats?

nIt's spectacular and has ravaged more boxes than a UPS worker. So no need for the question mark.

 

[SWC]

Fantasycurse42 thinks his watch is worth more than your car.

Wait til I add the Royal Oak I'm eyeing into the collection.BTW, I have multiple watches

You must have the tiniest of penises. Congrats?

nIt's spectacular and has ravaged more boxes than a UPS worker. So no need for the question mark.

brohans let me tell you a story back in the day there was a guy at my tavern named mick and mick would give and take crap with the best of us just a good guy but you would get a couple in that guy and giving crap went from having fun to mick telling us stories about cars we all knew he never owned armies we knew he was never in and women he never talked to let along banged well that is the whole story i am just saying brohans but you can take it to the bank however you want

 

[BeaverCleaver]

Tim claimed doing meth didn't have long term effects

Wow

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Teeth down?

No literally, your teeth are down. They're lying on the ground because they've rotted out of your face.

 

[Joe T]

I like pizza

 

[rockaction]

Teeth down?

No literally, your teeth are down. They're lying on the ground because they've rotted out of your face.

Wow, brohan.

There's an edge to this one here!

eta* are the rot spots black as night? Black as day? I wanna see the sun...

eta2* I say that in good humor, I ought to clarify. But Geek Stink Breath is a pretty deep subject.

 

[Otis]

Otis claimed he would not have sexual relations with Kate Upton

That's not really an ability.

 

[Joe T]

Otis claimed he would not have sexual relations with Kate Upton

That's not really an ability.

Ambiguously gay duo disagree

 

[BeaverCleaver]

Otis claimed he would not have sexual relations with Kate Upton

That's not really an ability.

The ability to be a dumb ####.

 

[Joe T]

Otis claims he can lose weight.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Fantasycurse42 thinks his watch is worth more than your car.

Wait til I add the Royal Oak I'm eyeing into the collection.BTW, I have multiple watches

You must have the tiniest of penises. Congrats?

nIt's spectacular and has ravaged more boxes than a UPS worker. So no need for the question mark.

Like this kind of box right? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ABrSYqiqvzc

 

[Gianni Verscotchie]

I like where this is going

 

[Gianni Verscotchie]

AZ Ron soaks walls

 

[matuski]

Didn't matuski claim he could beat someone at professional boxing?

Yes. A featherweight.

This was what 10 years ago now?

Stand by it then, have long since rescinded the claim. Slight difference between me at ~29/30 and me now.

 

[strykerpks]

Dr D has a big wang and can rap good and dance and dunk and run fast and bang chubby chicks.

 

[Pumpnick]

i ran a 4.62 40 in 10th grade