Do you manscape? (1 Viewer)

[RokNRole]

If you voted yes and have any helpful techniques please share them.

Personally I trim the shrubs around the rear chute for hygienic purposes and I trim the front for aesthetics and comfort in the summer heat. Inevitable I wind up having to shave my stomach and chest to make it all match ( this hassle is why I tend to put it  off as long as possible).

 

[rail]

Trimmer with a #2 guard  ( sometimes a #1 if I'm feeling extra lucky)  for the front hedges, razor for the berries. All done in the off chance of getting teh dots from teh wife.

 

[Otis]

I’m terrified of taking a razor to my balls. You guys really do this?

and when you say rear, are you telling me you shave around your butthole?  For serious?

 

[Galileo]

Flawed pole...can't say "no" without being forced to choose location and method in the next two questions.

 

[ShaqAttaq]

My wife does, and I prefer it. It’s only fair that i do too. I prefer having things under control now 

 

[-OZ-]

Tweezers

 

[Arizona Ron]

I give it a caesar with the half moon

 

[Ditka Butkus]

I’m terrified of taking a razor to my balls. You guys really do this?

and when you say rear, are you telling me you shave around your butthole?  For serious?

Is that physically possible?

 

[mr roboto]

I use a trimmer at like 2/3 then sometimes take the guard off for areas around the shaft. DO NOT TAKE THE GUARD OFF for the sack. 

 

[LoadLetterPaper]

You ain't lived till you've done anal bleaching

 

[LoadLetterPaper]

DO NOT TAKE THE GUARD OFF for the sack. 

 

[tonydead]

Braun cruzer body shavers.  

 

[Tiger Fan]

I’m terrified of taking a razor to my balls. You guys really do this?

and when you say rear, are you telling me you shave around your butthole?  For serious?

Re: Balls - yep, just lather up some shaving cream.  Super simple

Re: Back - more like taint for me

For everyone who is like why would you do this? It enhances the sensitivity of everything.  Highly recommend.

 

[LoadLetterPaper]

My wife does, and I prefer it. It’s only fair that i do too. I prefer having things under control now 

you wife manscapes you? how 'mantic.

 

[Galileo]

Shouldn't we be saying "personscape"?  If we are promoting new vocabulary we have the opportunity to be PC about it right from the start.  Come on people...a little forethought please... 

 

[The Tahitian Facemask]

Full pube Manchu with a 4" scrote-tee. Timeless.

 

[Hawkeye21]

I use to but after being married for 10 years I quit.  If she's not going to appreciate it then I'm not wasting my time.  I grew a beard and haven't used a razor in almost 15 years.  I just use a trimmers to keep my neck clean and keep my beard clean looking.  Razors suck.

 

[mquinnjr]

Dedicated nose hair trimmer, gets the job done and no razor cut risk.

 

[Zow]

I use a trimmer at like 2/3 then sometimes take the guard off for areas around the shaft. DO NOT TAKE THE GUARD OFF for the sack. 

Same here. And, not sure how to answer the questions really. 

 

[LoadLetterPaper]

Shouldn't we be saying "personscape"?  If we are promoting new vocabulary we have the opportunity to be PC about it right from the start.  Come on people...a little forethought please... 

George Carlin would be proud of you.

 

[LoadLetterPaper]

Going to Florida for a week, starting Sunday.  My back was a veritable forest. I've had it waxed, but owch

so I had the ex buzzer it

I have so many moles it looks like connect the freakin' dots

 

[ChainsawU]

body
sack

 

[mquinnjr]

Going to Florida for a week, starting Sunday.  My back was a veritable forest. I've had it waxed, but owch

so I had the ex buzzer it

I have so many moles it looks like connect the freakin' dots

I use the Mangroomer, great purchase. My back gets bad, so it's gotta be done when I know I'm going to be out in public with my shirt off. Works great, has paid for itself many times over vs. waxing the back.

 

[ChainsawU]

I already spent an hour manscaping this morning. We're doing me next.

 

[shadyridr]

I’m terrified of taking a razor to my balls. You guys really do this?

razor doesnt hurt at all. Dont even feel it. Buzzer on the other hand? Ouch

 

[shadyridr]

DO NOT TAKE THE GUARD OFF for the sack. 

Yep learned that the hard way.

 

[ChainsawU]

And then I go to the european wax center to get my eyebrows and inside of my nose waxed, both every two weeks. And then I keep a pretty good tanning/moisturizing regimen with some intermittent bronzing thrown in.

 

[shadyridr]

I use to but after being married for 10 years I quit.  If she's not going to appreciate it then I'm not wasting my time.  I grew a beard and haven't used a razor in almost 15 years.  I just use a trimmers to keep my neck clean and keep my beard clean looking.  Razors suck.

This is like a Chicken or Egg theory

 

[shadyridr]

I only shave the chest in the summer.

 

[Hawkeye21]

This is like a Chicken or Egg theory

I will still do it occasionally.  She doesn't notice, that's why I don't make it part of my normal routine.  Was more a college thing for me.

 

[LoadLetterPaper]

I use the Mangroomer, great purchase. My back gets bad, so it's gotta be done when I know I'm going to be out in public with my shirt off. Works great, has paid for itself many times over vs. waxing the back.

My ex is one of those freaky girls that LOVES to squeeze blackheads (my ex wife was too)  She said one of them was youtube worthy 

so after the shaving, she starts a squeezing.

 

[Pipes]

razor doesnt hurt at all. Dont even feel it. Buzzer on the other hand? Ouch

Agreed. Had way more nics with a buzzer than a razor.  As long as it's not an old fashioned straight edge a razor is much safer. I don't recommend using it on your face afterwards though.

 

[Jayrod]

Trim everything up front with clippers (chest all the way down).  Only work in the backside is plucking random hairs on sholders/upper back area.

I also trim up my leg hair in the summer and shave the top of my feet with a razor blade.  Feet are the only thing I touch with a razor besides my face.

 

[LoadLetterPaper]

In all honesty. If you don't manscape, you're a disgusting neanderthal. 

At work, on the urinal, I've seen pubes longer than snakes. Disgusting.

 

[ShamrockPride]

I shave everything. Just not a fan of body hair in general. But I only do it electric. No way am I get close to my junk with a razor. And if I don't shave my a$$, it's Dingleberry City down there. Just awful.

 

[Franknbeans]

taint braider

 

[RokNRole]

I’m terrified of taking a razor to my balls. You guys really do this?

and when you say rear, are you telling me you shave around your butthole?  For serious?

Yes for serious.....to both questions.

 

[D-Day]

For everyone who is like why would you do this? It enhances the sensitivity of everything.  Highly recommend.

I heard the rumors that you cried on a regular basis.  This explains why.

 

[RokNRole]

Is that physically possible?

Idk about you but I don’t get hair immediately around the hole but a few inches away where the cheeks congregate. I put one foot on the soap dish, pull back one cheek and shave. Repeat for the other side.

 

[RokNRole]

I shave everything. Just not a fan of body hair in general. But I only do it electric. No way am I get close to my junk with a razor. And if I don't shave my a$$, it's Dingleberry City down there. Just awful.

Picturing a man smooth as a seal with only cornhole fur is disturbing. 

Just go all the way man.

 

[RokNRole]

Agreed. Had way more nics with a buzzer than a razor.  As long as it's not an old fashioned straight edge a razor is much safer. I don't recommend using it on your face afterwards though.

What about those of us on a budget?

 

[LoadLetterPaper]

Picturing a man smooth as a seal with only cornhole fur is disturbing. 

 

[dickey moe]

I like to use a straight razor - helps keep me sharp.

 

[LoadLetterPaper]

I like to use a straight razor - helps keep me sharp.

What's wrong with an LGBTQ razor?

 

[Ned]

Shouldn't we be saying "personscape"?  If we are promoting new vocabulary we have the opportunity to be PC about it right from the start.  Come on people...a little forethought please... 

Its not new vocabulary, gramps.

 

[LoadLetterPaper]

Shouldn't we be saying "personscape"?  If we are promoting new vocabulary we have the opportunity to be PC about it right from the start.  Come on people...a little forethought please... 

https://youtu.be/Es6PhXk7Iqw?t=31m36s

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Grass does not grow on a well-traveled roadway.  A tiger could hide in mine.

 

[top dog]

Use a small trimmer to bring the hedges down and a razor to smooth out the base of the trunk and little buddies.  

Not sure what exactly you mean by the backyard.  Do you have a buttfro or something going on back there?

 

[top dog]

Yep learned that the hard way.

When my oldest son was about 14 (he's 25 now..) he called me at work.  This was how the conversation went...

Kid: "Hey Dad.  You know how... like downstairs.. things start to get a little out of hand?"

TD: "Um.. I have no idea what you are talking about."

Kid: "You know... Your pubes... Anyway, I was trying to clean things up and.... I kind of nicked my sack and I'm bleeding."

TD: "What were you using?"

Kid: "Your razor."

TD: "WHAT??" 

Kid: "You know, the electric one in the bathroom.  For cutting hair?"  (Talking about the trimmers, not my razor.  Thank god.)

TD: " OH... Well son, you have learned a valuable lesson all dudes end up learning the hard way.  DO NOT USE AN ELECTRIC TRIMMER on the pebbles."

Kid: "I was scared of using a razor, didn't want to cut myself."

TD: "How did that work out for you?  Seriously, you'll be fine. Burns for a bit but you'll get over it."

 

[Tom Servo]

In all honesty. If you don't manscape, you're a disgusting neanderthal. 

At work, on the urinal, I've seen pubes longer than snakes. Disgusting.

Maybe you should collect them and make a scarf out of them.