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Dock Ellis No-Hitter on LSD (1 Viewer)
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Postradamus
Footballguy
saw this the other day, great stuff
SanAntonioHolmes
Footballguy
Great clip. Does anybody know if they took the narration from Ellis himself? From like an autobiography or something, or was it made up?
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
Just think of what a good pitcher Timothy Leary would have made.
PrinceofDarkness
Footballguy
Yes. Those were his words.
E-Z Glider
Footballguy
"I'm as high as a Georgia Pine!" 
Socrates11
Footballguy
=Smackdown=
Footballguy
classic
the rollers in his hair was a nice touch
the rollers in his hair was a nice touch
KnowledgeReignsSupreme
Footballguy
Colin Cowherd had a funny joke about this a week or so ago.
Parrothead
Footballguy
Todd Snider wrote a song called "America's Pastime" about this 
dock ellis didnt think he would pitch that day
back in 1970
when he and his wife took a trip to the ballpark
a little bit differently
so by the time he hit the bullpen
half the world had melted away
thats about the time coach murtaugh said
hey dock your pitching today
taking the ground the mound turned into
the icing on a birthday cake
the lead off man came up and turned into
a dancing rattle snake
the crowd tracked back and forth
in waves of color under the sun
the ball turned into a silver bullett
his arm into a gun
i took a look all around the world one time
finally discovered
you cant judge a book
three up three down for three straight innings
in a zero zero tie
as all those batters names came ringing
from some voice out of the sky
hallucinating halloween scenes
each new swing of the bat
his sinker looked like it was falling off a table
but nobody was hallucinating that
i took a look all around the world one time
finally discovered
you cant judge a book
by the top of the fifth he was up one to nothing
and giving the padres fits
by the top of the seventh he was up two to nothing
and they still had'nt got any hits
with one out left to go in the game
the batter looked like a little child
the birthday caking was shaking
and those waves of color were going wild
when he finally mowed the last man down
he was high as he had ever been
laughing to the sound of the world going around
completely unaware of the win
and while the papers would say he was scattered that day
he was pretty as a pitcher could be
the day dock ellis of the pittsburg pirates
threw a no hitter on lsd
i took a look all around the world one time
finally discovered
you cant judge a book
dock ellis didnt think he would pitch that day
back in 1970
when he and his wife took a trip to the ballpark
a little bit differently
so by the time he hit the bullpen
half the world had melted away
thats about the time coach murtaugh said
hey dock your pitching today
taking the ground the mound turned into
the icing on a birthday cake
the lead off man came up and turned into
a dancing rattle snake
the crowd tracked back and forth
in waves of color under the sun
the ball turned into a silver bullett
his arm into a gun
i took a look all around the world one time
finally discovered
you cant judge a book
three up three down for three straight innings
in a zero zero tie
as all those batters names came ringing
from some voice out of the sky
hallucinating halloween scenes
each new swing of the bat
his sinker looked like it was falling off a table
but nobody was hallucinating that
i took a look all around the world one time
finally discovered
you cant judge a book
by the top of the fifth he was up one to nothing
and giving the padres fits
by the top of the seventh he was up two to nothing
and they still had'nt got any hits
with one out left to go in the game
the batter looked like a little child
the birthday caking was shaking
and those waves of color were going wild
when he finally mowed the last man down
he was high as he had ever been
laughing to the sound of the world going around
completely unaware of the win
and while the papers would say he was scattered that day
he was pretty as a pitcher could be
the day dock ellis of the pittsburg pirates
threw a no hitter on lsd
i took a look all around the world one time
finally discovered
you cant judge a book
Das Boot
Footballguy
:(Todd Snider wrote a song called "America's Pastime" about this
dock ellis didnt think he would pitch that day
back in 1970
when he and his wife took a trip to the ballpark
a little bit differently
so by the time he hit the bullpen
half the world had melted away
thats about the time coach murtaugh said
hey dock your pitching today
taking the ground the mound turned into
the icing on a birthday cake
the lead off man came up and turned into
a dancing rattle snake
the crowd tracked back and forth
in waves of color under the sun
the ball turned into a silver bullett
his arm into a gun
i took a look all around the world one time
finally discovered
you cant judge a book
three up three down for three straight innings
in a zero zero tie
as all those batters names came ringing
from some voice out of the sky
hallucinating halloween scenes
each new swing of the bat
his sinker looked like it was falling off a table
but nobody was hallucinating that
i took a look all around the world one time
finally discovered
you cant judge a book
by the top of the fifth he was up one to nothing
and giving the padres fits
by the top of the seventh he was up two to nothing
and they still had'nt got any hits
with one out left to go in the game
the batter looked like a little child
the birthday caking was shaking
and those waves of color were going wild
when he finally mowed the last man down
he was high as he had ever been
laughing to the sound of the world going around
completely unaware of the win
and while the papers would say he was scattered that day
he was pretty as a pitcher could be
the day dock ellis of the pittsburg pirates
threw a no hitter on lsd
i took a look all around the world one time
finally discovered
you cant judge a book
Topes
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El Floppo
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Limp Ditka
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dharmapunk
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Tom Servo
Nittany Beavers
Jaysus
Good times!
Jaysus
Good times!
zamboni
Footballguy
zamboni
Footballguy
My favorite part: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vUhSYLRw14&feature=player_detailpage#t=48s"They knew I was high, but they didn't know what I was high on."
"Starting Pitcher...You, Sucka!!"
Godsbrother
Footballguy
Saw Dock Ellis pitch many times. He was a good pitcher but I never liked him much as a kid.
I've seen this clip before and it is still hilarious.
I've seen this clip before and it is still hilarious.
zamboni
Footballguy
, timeless.
