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Draft any person in the US to be president - who would be your pick and why? (1 Viewer)

Homer J Simpson said:
Actually, I really would choose myself.  Screw the good of the country, I just want that 400k salary and the power to force Bethesda to make new Elder Scrolls games like every year.
This is what I like about you most, man.  You've got your priorities straight. 

I was gonna say something, like, "Allison Brie, cuz, y'know, great rack."  I think I'm changing my vote to you (contingent upon being given a spot in your Cabinet, of course).

 
This is what I like about you most, man.  You've got your priorities straight. 

I was gonna say something, like, "Allison Brie, cuz, y'know, great rack."  I think I'm changing my vote to you (contingent upon being given a spot in your Cabinet, of course).
Chief Federal Boobie Inspector?  I can't stress how important this position will be in providing visual information during my breaks from Syrim II and stuff.

 
Chief Federal Boobie Inspector?  I can't stress how important this position will be in providing visual information during my breaks from Syrim II and stuff.
You have the ability to appoint lots of czars.  There are a lot of important things for czars to oversee and spearhead.

 
William H. McRaven

Leadership Roles:

Chancellor of the University of Texas system
U.S. Special Operations Command
Joint Special Operations Command
Special Operations Command Europe
Naval Special Warfare Group 1
SEAL Team 3

 
Joe Bryant

He already knows how to institute a ban that works, will run things just like they were run from day 1, and who doesn't love BBQ and boats?

 
Most lawyers have an instinct that kicks in and makes them think "no, that's probably not okay under the law" and then go research to find out.  Not Jeff Sessions. 

 
Homer J Simpson said:
Actually, I really would choose myself.  Screw the good of the country, I just want that 400k salary and the power to force Bethesda to make new Elder Scrolls games like every year.
We'd save so much money with you holed up in the White House playing video games instead of taking golf expeditions.

 
The Kardasians if they aired it as a reality show.  Trump has really missed an opportunity there for really bigly ratings.  

 
Or, Rand Paul as head of NSA. Settle for that. I have a litany. Sufjan Stevens as copyright intern to the LoC; weird stuff like that.

Larry Lessig as head of Fair Use LoC copyright interpretation and restatements.

 
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Brad Smith...CEO of Intuit

One of the most respected CEO's in the US, known for creating an entrepeneurial company and being a great leader. A large percentage of their revenue is generated in the US. A great business leader I think could be extremely succussful running the country and Smith has make up to be that person.

 
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