Dress shirt protocol in office environment? (1 Viewer)

[RokNRole]

Don't want to know what "towing the company line" is going to mean in that office

 

[gbill2004]

First you open the shirt. Next you are finger blasting the temp promising her a perm position. I've seen it before.

WTF????

 

[belljr]

Top button only

:Cholo style:

 

[AAABatteries]

It's not like I'll be walking around with my penis hanging out in the open. 

Don't be too hasty here.

 

[northern exposure]

Two words

It Out

The two words I thought of were: Fishing Trip. The last thread I can remember from this guy was about his friend that didn't use toilet paper because he always took a shower after he had a dump. This guy seems to reel them in. 

 

[RokNRole]

The two words I thought of were: Fishing Trip. The last thread I can remember from this guy was about his friend that didn't use toilet paper because he always took a shower after he had a dump. This guy seems to reel them in. 

Nobody is taking this, or that thread seriously

 

[northern exposure]

Nobody is taking this, or that thread seriously

My comments were not adressed to you. Please move along.

 

[RokNRole]

My comments were not adressed to you. Please move along.

My comment was addressed to you. Please go suck an egg.

 

[northern exposure]

My comment was addressed to you. Please go suck an egg.

Sick burn. You aren't very good at this are you? Please come back when you are depressed, we don't like the manic version of you.

 

[peaces]

The dump shower combo is an excellent time saver. 

 

[AAABatteries]

The dump shower combo is an excellent time saver. 

Waffle stomp?

 

[peaces]

Waffle stomp?

The Belgium bowel

 

[Don't Noonan]

It's not like I'll be walking around with my penis hanging out in the open. It's just 3-4 buttons undone and my bare chest.  

Pretty awful look in any setting to be honest, let alone an office.

 

[msommer]

Working for a large international company in Brazil our dress code for casual Friday was:

No flip-flops

No shorts or mini skirts

No visible belly skin

No see through clothing of any kind

It had to be reinforced every two or three months....

For both sexes...

 

[Don't Noonan]

Working for a large international company in Brazil our dress code for casual Friday was:

No flip-flops

No shorts or mini skirts

No visible belly skin

No see through clothing of any kind

It had to be reinforced every two or three months....

For both sexes...

Walking around with penis out in the open was okay?

 

[msommer]

Walking around with penis out in the open was okay?

That one was covered by the Brazilian legislation...

 

[Mr. Ected]

Make sure to rub vicks all over your bare chest before work.  Nothing sexier or more casual.

Soft Kitty?

 

[RokNRole]

Walking around with penis out in the open was okay?

Only if it's an inny

 

[Doctor Detroit]

trivago guy?

That ####### guy is really creepy. 

 

[jon_mx]

Only give the girls in short mini-skirts positive performance reviews.  That should really drive the sexy causal environment.  

 

[Doctor Detroit]

I'd get a mini bluetooth speaker to carry around playing house music.  Maybe have some dance offs at the water cooler for team building. 

 

[gbill2004]

Only give the girls in short mini-skirts positive performance reviews.  That should really drive the sexy causal environment.  

Hmmmmm....not bad idea. I could factor that into the competency of "organizational awareness" and "team player". 

 

[rascal]

Serious question....how do prevent wrinkles during the day?  By lunch my fresh pressed shirts look awful and by end of the day it looks like I've never seen an iron before.  Yes, I use startch, but it doesn't seem to help regardless of the amount applied

 

[peaces]

Lotion. A lot of lotion.

 

[Phil Elliott]

Nobody is taking this, or that thread seriously

 ironic

 

[Vanilla Guerrilla]

Serious question....how do prevent wrinkles during the day?  By lunch my fresh pressed shirts look awful and by end of the day it looks like I've never seen an iron before.  Yes, I use startch, but it doesn't seem to help regardless of the amount applied

Sounds like you're actually working.  Stop that and just stay still.  Maybe post more in the FFA.