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Drew Bledsoe's Blog (1 Viewer)

Somebody has way too much time on their hands.

And RomoTheHomo.com > TonyHomo.com

Other then that, pretty F'n funny! :thumbup:

 
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This line:

"Sam Madison picks off my, otherwise flawless, pass, tip toes his way outta bounds. One foot in. Two feet in. sh##. Three feet in. Four. Okay stop showing off, dickface, I get it. Five Feet in. I wanna puke."

I can't stop laughing...

 
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culdeus said:
redman said:
JuniorNB said:
N.Y. Shreks said:
This is probably not going to last until mid-morning, so..... :IBTL:
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Seriously? How come?
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I have a funny feeling that Drew's lawyer is working on a cease and desist letter as we speak . . .
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It's never stopped the onion.
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The Onion is actaully funny, witty stuff...This, not so muchBut I doubt Drew Bledsoe's lawyer is working on anything but Drew's retirement plan right now
 
culdeus said:
redman said:
JuniorNB said:
N.Y. Shreks said:
This is probably not going to last until mid-morning, so..... :IBTL:
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Seriously? How come?
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I have a funny feeling that Drew's lawyer is working on a cease and desist letter as we speak . . .
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It's never stopped the onion.
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Major difference: the Onion doesn't purport to be anything other than the Onion, meaning it doesn't manage a blog or other publication under someone else's name, and it's also a well-known and established satrical publication. This blog purports to be Drew Bledsoe's blog. It seems like a harmless enough prank and an obvious enough joke, but legally there's probably enough to successfully sue and enjoin the author, if they were so inclined.
 
redman said:
culdeus said:
redman said:
JuniorNB said:
N.Y. Shreks said:
This is probably not going to last until mid-morning, so..... :IBTL:
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Seriously? How come?
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I have a funny feeling that Drew's lawyer is working on a cease and desist letter as we speak . . .
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It's never stopped the onion.
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Major difference: the Onion doesn't purport to be anything other than the Onion, meaning it doesn't manage a blog or other publication under someone else's name, and it's also a well-known and established satrical publication. This blog purports to be Drew Bledsoe's blog. It seems like a harmless enough prank and an obvious enough joke, but legally there's probably enough to successfully sue and enjoin the author, if they were so inclined.
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:goodposting: Between the homo references, the language, and what redman is saying here, I figured there was no way it would last. Kudos.
 
"I see Terry (I call him Terry because we're teammates) make a quick out, running away from me. I can't stand it. I open my eyes. I can't sleep. I toss and turn. If only I can move this well in the pocket. Ha ha. I'm so self deprecating"

:lmao:

 
One other thing, according to ESPN Sportsnation polls, 47% of America thinks I should be the starter. I asked Coach if 147 million people can be wrong. He told me that figure only encapsulates the amount of people that voted, and not everybody in America. Then he asked me who the other 53% voted for. I told him "I dunno, Drew Hensen or some ####, I wasn't really paying attention."
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Am I surprised? Yes. Am I dissappointed? Yes. Do I wish Romo gets injured or anything? Absolutely.

Nothing too severe, just a torn MCL or ACL (but not both!). I'll even take a high ankle sprain. Torn rotator cuff... Severe concussion... I'm not being picky here. Strained calf, back spasms, I'll ####### take turf toe, I don't give a ####. What about that burst spleen thing? Is that common? You can't play without a spleen... That much I know...
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
Pip said:
Am I surprised? Yes. Am I dissappointed? Yes. Do I wish Romo gets injured or anything? Absolutely.

Nothing too severe, just a torn MCL or ACL (but not both!). I'll even take a high ankle sprain. Torn rotator cuff... Severe concussion... I'm not being picky here. Strained calf, back spasms, I'll ####### take turf toe, I don't give a ####. What about that burst spleen thing? Is that common? You can't play without a spleen... That much I know...
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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What about that burst spleen thing? Is that common? You can't play without a spleen... That much I know...
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That part actually made me laugh when I first read it.
 
He keeps adding to it. :thumbup:

PS - Tony Romo is 3 inches shorter than me, and when I asked 10 girls at a bar after practice today who was better looking, only two of them said him. (Seven said me, and one politely ask that I let go of her.)
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MutantEnemies said:
What about that burst spleen thing? Is that common? You can't play without a spleen... That much I know...
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That part actually made me laugh when I first read it.
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The spleen reference is actually making me wonder whether this is a FBG's member doing this blog. If it is, kudos on your hilarity. :thumbup:
 
"See that?" I'll say, "That's a defender. And that is the ball you threw into his hands. Generally you'll want to throw it to one of our players. But what do I know? 3,839 completions. 251 career TD's. They were all flukes." I'm sarcastic. That's something that doesn't come through in interviews. Now you guys know.
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:lmao:
 
6:15 AM. I still can't sleep. You know, I told Jerry before the game. "Should we really paint the endzone the same shade of blue as the Giants uniforms? It can't seem like a good idea to camoflauge their defenders..." He told me not to worry about it. I wonder what that means...I close my eyes.

 
Romantically Linked to:

Tom Brady: Bridget Moynahan

Homo: Jeff Garcia.

Last Name Rhymes With:

Brady: Lady.

Homo: Homo.

My new favorited daily website to check. I wonder how long this guy can keep it going.

 
I fully expect to be named the starter this week, especially after listening to Coach Parcells' press conference today. Coach had some pretty choice words for Homo. (For those who don't know Bill Parcells as well as I do, I've provided you with translations to what he really meant.)

What he said:"I thought there were some good things there. He did buy himself some time from time to time and made some pretty good throws, couple of clutch throws that I thought were good."

What he meant: Homo showed some signs of competancy amidst a complete cluster-#### of horrible decisions. Like a ####### flinging his own poop towards a dart board, inevitably some feces will land on bullseye. This can be chalked up to absolute randomness and great receivers.
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:lmao: http://www.tonyhomo.com/
 
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:lmao: Nice update.
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My Open Letter to Byron LeftwichDear Byron,Feel like somebody just punched you in the stomach? I know how you feel man. One minute you're leading your team to victory, the next, they pull you for some no-name (clearly homosexual in my case) loser who has "better mobility," for no good reason. Your own wife can't even look at you, and you resort to cheating at Scrabble against your seven year old son just to win something again. "Yes, Johnny, 'Sambies' is a word. Daddy wouldn't lie to you. And that's triple word score, so go to bed, #####."We are starters, Byron. And we deserve to be starting.
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This stuff is great. :thumbup:

4th and Infinity

My wonderful wife cooked a wonderful dinner, and we ate it with my four wonderful children, yet all I wanted to do, was sit, stare, and wonder about why the hell I'm not a starting quarterback.

At one point, we were listening to Magic 95.5 FM, soft rock, less talk, get through your day, number one arbitron rated listen-at-work radio station and home of the famous 75 minute non stop music blocks, as we always do during dinner, and Eric Clapton's "Tears in Heaven" came on.

It's melodic rhythms and sad tones just got to me as I began bawling over the delicious Burgers my wife prepared. One of my three sons asked his mommy why daddy was crying. Always the quick thinker, my wife made up some elaborate lie about Clapton's son dying when he was a little child, and that's what made me sad. The thought of losing one of my children.

The little ******* believed it.

I'm not saying it wouldn't be tragic losing one of my children, but I have four kids, and only one starting job. Do the math people.
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Any chance Bledsoe gets voted to Pro Bowl by accident because people think that is a misprint seeing Bledsoe names as Cowboys QB and vote for him anyways

 
(By the way, If you guys want to send me mail, just address it to Drew Bledsoe, USA, and it'll get to me. That's the type of respect I command from the US Postal Service -- no stamps needed.)

:lmao:

 
It looks like he did his Fantasy Rankings. :thumbdown:

1a. Drew Bledsoe: This was SUCH a hard decision because I didn't know whether to put me or LT2 (LaDanian Tomlinson) at 1a or 1b. Ultimately, and such is the case with fantasy, you have to go with your gut. The reason I'm giving myself the edge is only because LT2 will probably fall victim to the Madden Curse (see: Shaun Alexander), which as we all know, affects only African-Americans ages 21-34.

4. Steven Jackson: If your league offers bonus points for dreadlocks, like mine does, then Steven Jackson is a must next year.

6. Clinton Portis: After his shoulder injury this pre-season Clinton Portis came up to me and said "Drew. I would GLADLY dislocate my other shoulder with my already dislocated shoulder just to see you on Redskins next year."

17. Drew Brees: This guys reminds me of myself when I was short and ugly.
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