There's a rock group I like. Native to the Bay Area, actually. They're called Vain. Anyway, they hit a mark in the heyday of hair metal and were really quite a good band considering the genre. Well, after '89 things went south for hair metal, and there was Vain, stuck with all this good hair and looks and chops and nowhere to play. So what did they do? Well, their marketers tried to Seattle-ify their sound. Went with psychedelic covers and all that to make it seem that Vain was a different band. And in the race to be big, their sound sort of complied with the powers-that-be. But as we know, that's a tough transition to make. No authenticity there.
So they drifted wayward for a number of years -- and were even defunct -- until Davy Vain, lead singer and band leader decided, "Hey. Whoa. We just gotta do what we were born to do." And do they did. They did until your ears bled with appreciation for proficiency and talent. The problem? By then it was '05 and there was absolutely no audience to speak of for the type of music they were doing. But they put it out there anyway, and it was glorious. It was an album called On The Line, and it sounded like the best of glam/trash/hair metal and it earned them another fifteen years on the hair metal circuit playing shows and fairs and the like.
And that's Duke Johnson. His two games in Miami last year assured he'll get at least a look-see from the powers that be that need a running back for a game or two. And my prediction is that with Singletary, Moss, and Cook as their main backs that there's some fragility and talent disparity there. So in my boldest of hot takes in the offseason, I think if Duke makes the team and doesn't wind up on the practice squad, that he leads that team in rushing for two games. For, as Vain said back in '05, when everybody said it was too late
Keep shining on/I wanna tear down the walls
Keep shining on/I only wanna be a superstar
Okay, so maybe that's not a perfect analogy, but I'm listening to Vain and thinking how everyone gave up on Duke when he was at least as good as the starting backs on his team and thinking about how he might be aged but how a resurgence is yet to come if he gets a chance in that offense where there's certainly a demand for a back of his once-ignored talents. Let's hope it's not too late like it was for Vain.