Dumbness (1 Viewer)

[Franknbeans]

Outside of getting married, what is the dumbest thing you have ever done?

 

[Mister CIA]

Getting remarried.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Getting married.

 

[General Malaise]

Getting married a SECOND time.

 

[General Malaise]

Twins

 

[JNox3]

Post in the Game of Thrones thread.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

not going out with that girl in Jr High that was interested in me but had kind of a busted face (kinda like the love child of Helen Hunt and Gonzo from the Muppets) but also a nice slim athletic body and probably at least would have been into giving hand jobs

 

[Jayrod]

1. Not starting ministerial classes 10 years ago.  Wasted a lot of time in a career that I hated which led to a lot of frustration, a bout of depression and financial struggles as I jumped from job to job to job.

2. Breaking my hand punching a wall because I missed a layup in a meaningless pickup basketball game.  $2000 deductible for the surgery was especially awesome.

3. Getting smashed on New Year's Eve in NYC.  Pissed off my wife something fierce and missed out on a whole day of sightseeing because I was too hungover to get out of the hotel room.

 

[sbonomo]

Hmmm - Taking a cab from Phoenix to Las Vegas to find a better strip club at 2:00 am (cheetah's is really cool but not a 7:00 am).  Letting a buddy of mine talk me into taking said cab from phx to vegas (I actually might of brought up the idea first).  Forgeting that buddies wife is in charge of their finances so once we get to vegas she had already shut all of his cards off.  Once in vegas saying f-it i will pay for it.  Loaning aforementioned buddy money for strip club ($1100 into cab ride, $200 into cheetahs before we stepped in, $200 more into cheetahs once he dissapears to VIP room).  Hitting casino after four hour's at cheetah's (i have no idea how much i was into it at this point).  Deciding we need a steak at noon ($250 for lunch).  Killing it at gambling but buddy could not win a hand (plus $500 ish which should have been 2-3k).  Scheduling a flight back to LA, cab was long gone at this point, then realizing my car was in phoenix and still needed to be driven back to LA.  Saying f-it one more time and going back to cheetah's (buddy still doesn't have any money so i paid for flights and second round of cheetah's).  Being so drunk that they would not let us on the flight (thankfully i am 100k so i finally talked them into it). Finally catching the last flight out of vegas to phoenix.  Buddy having to call his dad to come get us from the airport because his wife would not speak to him and my bank had put my card's on fraud alert (apparently i missed the call).  The longest 5 hour drive from phoenix to LA on a Monday ever.    

oh and getting married.  

ETA:  when the girls are not around, it was worth the $$ for the story!  

 

[Arizona Ron]

Banged a Miami stripper without a  years ago.

 

[James Daulton]

(GM) "I thought this mullet looked badass" (GM)

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Banged a Miami stripper without a  years ago.

What were you wearing that day?