This article makes me want to punch an eagle.
They aren't even going extinct. Just the last wild jaguar in America. You think he knows he's in ####### America? You think the jaguar buddies he doesn't have because he's a ####### jaguar are worried about him because he's the last one in the group they were never in living in a representative democracy?
And did anyone read the article? There's a whole group of these weirdbeards running around chasing the thing and whenever they get close it runs through prickers and #### because it's getting chased by a bunch of humans with a dog. Did I mention the dog? They specially bred and then trained this poor dog to smell different kinds of wild cat #### and tell them what it is. Which means that these ####nuts actually went out and got bunches of wild cat ####, and said here spot, smell this, do you know what kind of cat this is? And after doing that a couple hundred times they went out with little plastic baggies to pick up more cat #### so they could train him some more.
And all this for a deadly ####### animal that's almost ####### gone thank you very much. We won. They lost. And these guys aren't just trying to bring them back in zoos. Theyre upset because he's the last wild one in America. Andthat's a real shame because when he's gone there won't be any more of them. Which won't change a thing because these clowns can't even find this one. They've literally never seen it.
We should see if these guys can get some more bears too. And poisonous spiders. Like the really really poisonous ones. Shouldn't there be some kind if nomination process if people want to be in charge of saving dangerous animals and increasing their population in the wild? Some kind of vetting process where we say wait, you want more giant deadly cats that move so fast and are so stealth you can't even find the one really old fat one you've been chasing for years? How about you just go to the island over there where they have lots of jaguars whenever you want and the rest of us will feel a teensy bit safer letting our toddlers out in the back yard.
