Mr. Pickles
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Balsam Specific?!?
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Every Simpsons Ever Marathon (1 Viewer)
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heckmanm
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Mr. Pickles
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Beekeeper 1: "To the Beemobile!"
Beekeeper 2: "You mean your Chevy?"
Beekeeper 1: "Yes."
Beekeeper 2: "You mean your Chevy?"
Beekeeper 1: "Yes."
joffer
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In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women
IvanKaramazov
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Candy Convention: Room 1!
Candy-Shaped Rat Poison Convention: Room 11
Candy-Shaped Rat Poison Convention: Room 11
Josie Maran
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Fennis
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Homer: Someone had to take the babysitter home. And that's when I noticed that she was sitting on her
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Homer: sweet can. So I grab
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Homer: her
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Homer: sweet can. Ooh, just thinking about her
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Homer: can
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Homer: I wish I had another
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Homer: sweet s-s-s-s-s-s-s-weeet...
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Homer: sweet can. So I grab
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Homer: her
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Homer: sweet can. Ooh, just thinking about her
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Homer: can
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Homer: I wish I had another
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Homer: sweet s-s-s-s-s-s-s-weeet...
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McGarnicle
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So this has been the only thing on our TV this weekend. 
Encyclopedia Brown
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When I was seventeen
I drank some very good beer
I drank some very good beer
I purchased with a fake ID
My name was Brian McGee
I stayed up listening to Queen
When I was seventeen
I drank some very good beer
I drank some very good beer
I purchased with a fake ID
My name was Brian McGee
I stayed up listening to Queen
When I was seventeen
Fennis
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Insein
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What's this? Soviet boycott? US unopposed in most events. How does this affect our giveaway?
You personally stand to lose $44 million.
Mr. Pickles
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Barney: "Hey Moe, what'll ya give me for an AA chip?"
Moe: "Barney, that's a five minute chip. Eh, it's worth a Pabst."
Moe: "Barney, that's a five minute chip. Eh, it's worth a Pabst."
Drunken Poster
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Hey, that's not the wallet inspector
Ketamine Dreams
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It was your mother's job to name you and love you and such.
Osaurus
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Josie Maran
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Grampa, weren't you curious why you were getting checks for not doing anything?
I figured the Democrats were back in power.
I figured the Democrats were back in power.
Rick James
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If I remember right this is around the time the show started to go downhill.
Mister Martie
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Mr. Burns: What do you think, Smithers?
Smithers: I think women and seamen don't mix.
Mr. Burns: We know what you think. Young lady, you're hired!
Carl: Hey, I hear we're going to Ape Island.
Lenny: Yeah, to capture a giant ape. I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island.
Charlie: Candy Apple Island? What do they got there?
Carl: Apes, but they're not so big.
Smithers: I think women and seamen don't mix.
Mr. Burns: We know what you think. Young lady, you're hired!
Carl: Hey, I hear we're going to Ape Island.
Lenny: Yeah, to capture a giant ape. I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island.
Charlie: Candy Apple Island? What do they got there?
Carl: Apes, but they're not so big.
Mister Martie
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I have 91 episodes on my DVR right now.
Mr. Pickles
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Encyclopedia Brown
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At 2 AM Central they showed "The City Of New York vs. Homer Simpson".
That episode was pulled from syndication after 9/11. I remembered Homer urinating in one of the towers, but had forgotten about Bart at Ellis Island yelling at a boat of immigrants: get out. America is all filled up.
That episode was pulled from syndication after 9/11. I remembered Homer urinating in one of the towers, but had forgotten about Bart at Ellis Island yelling at a boat of immigrants: get out. America is all filled up.
AhrnCityPahnder
Yinz-o-riffic
Homer: Now, what do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth?
Street Vendor: Mountain Dew or Crab Juice.
Homer Simpson: BLUUURGGH! I'll take the crab juice.
Long Ball Larry
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Leroy Hoard
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Great shot of him looking down from the bathroom 100 stories up as he sees his car getting booted. "Why did I drink all that crab juice?"
McGarnicle
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Big John's Breakfast Log 
Leroy Hoard
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“You sound like you’re ready to become your own boss in the exciting world of frame nudging! Yes, for a minimal franchise fee, you’ll receive a pair of straightening gloves, a canister of wall lubricant, and a booklet of the most commonly asked questions you will hear, including ‘Who are you?’ and ‘What are you doing here?’”
– Frame Nudging Guy
– Frame Nudging Guy
Fennis
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Dr. Hibbert: "Now, a little death anxiety is normal. You can expect to go through five stages. The first is denial."
Homer: "No way! Because I'm not dying!"
Dr. Hibbert: "The second is anger."
Homer: "Why, you little..."
Dr. Hibbert: "After that comes fear."
Homer: [cringing] "What's after fear? What's after fear?"
Dr. Hibbert: "Bargaining."
Homer: "Doc, you gotta get me out of this! I'll make it worth your while!"
Dr. Hibbert: "Finally, acceptance."
Homer: "Well, we all gotta go sometime."
Dr. Hibbert: "Mr. Simpson, your progress astounds me."
Homer: "No way! Because I'm not dying!"
Dr. Hibbert: "The second is anger."
Homer: "Why, you little..."
Dr. Hibbert: "After that comes fear."
Homer: [cringing] "What's after fear? What's after fear?"
Dr. Hibbert: "Bargaining."
Homer: "Doc, you gotta get me out of this! I'll make it worth your while!"
Dr. Hibbert: "Finally, acceptance."
Homer: "Well, we all gotta go sometime."
Dr. Hibbert: "Mr. Simpson, your progress astounds me."
Porkchop Express
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Getting close to the point where I can stop recording.
joffer
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I stopped last night. Still scanning ahead for the occasional gem
tipsy mcstagger
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i really lost it today when the cat lady came out of her house and started throwing cats at lisa....forgot all about her.
TheIronSheik
SUPER ELITE UPPER TIER
Krusty: (Standing in front of his Krusty-O's cereal.)
Burns:(To Krusty, in the supermarket) "Excuse me, where are the Burns-Os?"
Krusty: "Forget it pops, they don't put nobodies on cereals."
Burns: (Eyeing a box of Count Chocula) "Hmm, I suppose these look enough like me..."
Burns:(To Krusty, in the supermarket) "Excuse me, where are the Burns-Os?"
Krusty: "Forget it pops, they don't put nobodies on cereals."
Burns: (Eyeing a box of Count Chocula) "Hmm, I suppose these look enough like me..."
TobiasFunke
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Kent Brockman: Kent Brockman at the Action News desk. A massive tanker has run aground on the central coastline, spilling millions of gallons of oil on Baby Seal Beach.
Lisa: [gasps] Oh, no!
Homer: It'll be okay, honey. There's lots more oil where that came from.
Lisa: [gasps] Oh, no!
Homer: It'll be okay, honey. There's lots more oil where that came from.
McGarnicle
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Didn't realize they killed off Maude Flanders. Any backstory on that? Rough way to go too. 
The Noid
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Was sort of like a "Who shot Mr. Burns?" kind of stunt to generate interest and ratings. There was a big campaign around the "a favorite Simpsons character will die" angle.Didn't realize they killed off Maude Flanders. Any backstory on that? Rough way to go too.
Oh, and the voice actress (Maggie Roswell) for Maude was in a contract dispute.
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TheIronSheik
SUPER ELITE UPPER TIER
Actress wanted to leave. Not on bad terms, but I think it was very time consuming for her especially since she was not an everyday character. They decided to kill her off as the best way to deal with her leaving. Again, I don't think any of it was bad terms.Didn't realize they killed off Maude Flanders. Any backstory on that? Rough way to go too.
