Every Simpsons Ever Marathon (1 Viewer)

[TheIronSheik]

Elderly Congressman: Why, this news make my blood boil, my left arm feel numb, my mouth taste of copper! Arrgggh!

[congressman collapses]

Marge: He's had a heart-attack! Quick someone do CPR!

Homer: [singing] I see a bad moon rising.

Marge: No that's CCR!

Homer: Errr...

[singing]

Homer: Looks like we're in for nasty weather.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Vendor-"Khlav kalash! Khlav kalash!"
Homer-"Can you get me some pizza?"
Vendor-"No pizza only khlav kalash."
Homer-"Ok I'll take a small bowl."
Vendor-"No bowl! Stick!"
Homer-"Now what do you have to rinse that awful taste out of my mouth?"
Vendor-"Mountain Dew or Crab Juice."
Homer-"Yuck! I'll take a Crab Juice please!

 

[Plorfu]

Homer: Look at those poor saps back on land with their "laws" and "ethics". They'll never know the simple joys of a monkey knife fight.

[two monkeys are fighting with knives while a cheering crowd watches]

Moe: Thrust! Parry! Stab, stab, stab! [one of the monkeys screams] Ha-ha! He ain't pretty no more!

 

[Bruce Dickinson]

I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's!

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Millhouse - Trust me, Bart, it's better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of them.

 

[5-ish Finkle]

Bart: Smell that, Ralph? That's the smell of justice.

Ralph: *sniff* It smells like hot dogs.

 

[Bruce Dickinson]

I think I'm going to have to take the new two days off and treat the start of the FXX marathon as if it's March Madness.

 

[Premier]

Millhouse - Trust me, Bart, it's better to walk in on both your parents than on just one of them.

amazing writers

 

[Long Ball Larry]

Everyone knows Seasons 3-8 are pure gold, and most of us can find some obvious classics in Seasons 9 and 10 too (The carny episode, the Max Power episode, sanitation commissioner, etc.) The pickings get a little slimmer after that. For DVR purposes I went through the episode list and found some I liked after Season 10:

Behind the Laughter

Trilogy of Error

HOMR (crayon in the brain episode- just as good as the best ones from the heyday of the show)

Half-Decent Proposal

Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Don't Fear the Roofer

See Homer Run

24 Minutes

Gone Maggie Gone

The Squirt and the Whale

Angry Dad

A Totally Fun Thing Bart Will Never Do Again

If anyone else wants to peruse the back 60% or so of the catalog I could go for some more recommendations.

These are all Swartzwelder episodes from season 11 on, so I would definitely look at them:

• "Homer to the Max" (AABF09) (1999)
• "Maximum Homerdrive" (AABF13) (1999)
• "Monty Can't Buy Me Love" (AABF17) (1999)
• "Take My Wife, Sleaze" (BABF05) (1999)
• "The Mansion Family" (BABF08) (2000)
• "Kill the Alligator and Run" (BABF16) (2000)
• "A Tale of Two Springfields" (BABF20) (2000)
• "The Computer Wore Menace Shoes" (CABF02) (2000)
• "Hungry, Hungry Homer" (CABF09) (2001)
• "Simpson Safari" (CABF13) (2001)
• "A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love" (CABF18) (2001)
• "The Lastest Gun in the West" (DABF07) (2002)
• "I Am Furious Yellow" (DABF13) (2002)
• "The Sweetest Apu" (DABF14) (2002)
• "The Frying Game" (DABF16) (2002)
• "Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington" (EABF09) (2003)
• "Treehouse of Horror XIV" (EABF21) (2003) (as Triple Admiral John Swartzwelder)
• "The Regina Monologues" (EABF22) (2003)

 

[Long Ball Larry]

I would still do them all, but quickly looking, I think the best of them would The Mansion Family (Definitely), Monty Can't Buy Me Love, I am Furious Yellow, and Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington

 

[Fennis]

Hmm...I don't agree with his Bart-killing policy, but I do approve of his Selma-killing policy

 

[Fennis]

Hmm...I don't agree with his Bart-killing policy, but I do approve of his Selma-killing policy

Well, he framed me for armed robbery, but man, I'm aching for that upper-class tax cut.

 

[joffer]

Bart: I wonder what he's up?

Millhouse: Maybe he's gonna pee in the river!?

 

[Long Ball Larry]

Homer's Enemy might be a top 10 episode:

At the Simpsons' home. The family are dressed up for dinner.

HOMER
This dinner has to go absolutely perfect if Grimey and me are going to be friends. (turns to Lisa) Lisa, be perfect.

LISA
Okay.

HOMER
(to Marge) Marge. Perfect. (to Bart) Bart. Perfect. (to Maggie) Other kid. Perfect.

MARGE
We only have 5 lobsters. Are you sure he's not bringing anyone with him?

HOMER
No. No. He doesn't know he's coming to dinner. I didn't think he'd come, so I called and said I had something really important to tell him and that I could only tell him about it here.

The doorbell rings and Homer starts flailing his arms.

HOMER
It's him! It's him, it's him, it's him, it's him, it's him, it's him, it's him, it's him, it's him it's him!

MARGE
Calm down, Homer! Calm down, answer the door.

Homer answers the door.

HOMER
(nervously) Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it, heh heh.

GRIMES
Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson? This better be important.

HOMER
It is, it is, but first, let me introduce you to my family, my perfect family. This is my wife Marge...

MARGE
Hello.

HOMER
And our beautiful baby... (Maggie sucks her pacifier) ...my daughter Lisa, IQ a hundred and fifty six.

LISA
(curtsies) Hi.

HOMER
See? And my son Bart... (Bart winks) He owns a factory downtown.

GRIMES
How do you do. Uh, look Homer, I'm, I'm late for my night job at the foundry so if you don't mind telling me--

He stop as he notices the house.

GRIMES
Good Heavens! Th-this is a palace! How c-- how can, how in the world can you afford to live in a house like this, Simpson?

HOMER
I dunno. Don't as me how the economy works.

GRIMES
Yeah, but look at the size of this place! I... I live in a single room above a bowling alley and (muttering)below another bowling alley.

HOMER
Wow!

Grimes notices some pictures on the wall.

GRIMES
I'm sorry, isn't that--

HOMER
Yes, that's me alright. And the guy standing next to me is President Gerald Ford. (pointing to the other photos) And this is when I was on tour with the Smashing Pumpkins. Oh! And here's a picture of me in outer space.

GRIMES
You? Went into outer space? You?

HOMER
Sure. You've never been? Would you like to see my Grammy award? (holds it up)

GRIMES
No! I wouldn't! God, I've had to work hard every day of my life, and what do I have to show for it? This briefcase, and this haircut! And what do you have to show for your lifetime of sloth and ignorance?

HOMER
What?

GRIMES
Everything! A dream house! Two cars! A beautiful wife! A son who owns a factory! Fancy clothes and (sniffs air)lobsters for dinner! And do you deserve any of it? No!

HOMER
(gasps) What are you saying?

GRIMES
I'm saying you're what's wrong with America, Simpson. You coast through life, you do as little as possible, and you leech off of decent, hardworking people like me. Heh, if you lived in any other country in the world, you'd have starved to death long ago.

BART
He's got you there, dad.

GRIMES
You're a fraud. A-- a total fraud. (walks out, pokes his head back round the doorway, and speaks to Marge and the kids) It was nice meeting you.

Grimes leaves again, slamming the front door.

 

[heckmanm]

They should include the Tracey Ullman shorts too.

Maybe that will be in between episodes.

Even if they don't

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Lionel Hutz "Mrs. Simpson, you're not a docto, I'm not a doctor, heck the only person in this room even close to being a doctor (points at Dr. Nick) is this man!

 

[joffer]

Lionel Hutz "Mrs. Simpson, you're not a docto, I'm not a doctor, heck the only person in this room even close to being a doctor (points at Dr. Nick) is this man!

Stop! You're embarrassing me....

 

[Fennis]

Dr. Nick: I know I'm supposed to cut something, but what? [removes his surgical mask] And where?

Lisa: [from the amphitheatre] Hey! The incision should be made below the blockage! Below!

Dr. Nick: Thanks, little girl!

 

[Mister Martie]

Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl.

Ralph: I'm a boy.

Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up.

 

[Mister Martie]

Homer: [gasps] You know Lucius Sweet?! He's one of the biggest names in boxing! He's exactly as rich and as famous as Don King, and he looks just like him, too!

Moe: Yeah, he was my manager. Back when I was Gorgeous, everybody wanted a piece of me. But somehow, I just never made it to the big time.

Homer: Why not?

Moe: 'Cause I got knocked out forty times in a row. That, plus politics. You know, it's all politics.

Homer: [glaring] Lousy democrats.

 

[Mister Martie]

same episode

Interviewer #1: Champ, do you feel remorse for your crime?

Drederick Tatum: Oh, yes. Believe me, my god, if I could turn back the clock on my mother's stair-pushing, I would certainly, reconsider it.

Interviewer #2: Drederick, ah, what do you think of Homer Simpson?

Drederick Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

Interviewer #3: Uh, you know, they do have a mother, Champ?

Drederick Tatum: Yes, but I would imagine that she would die of grief.

 

[Insein]

Chief Wiggum:"Sure we'll help you. Just sit down and wait for Detective Like-I-Give-A-Damn!"

 

[Insein]

Willy: "Er, if elected mayor, ma first act will be to kill the whole lot o' ya, and burn yer town to cinders!"

 

[Gene Sackman]

Bart: I guess I will take Milhouse..

Ralph: Mr. Canseco will you be on my team?

Canseco: You got yourself a player!

 

[Gene Sackman]

"The Japanese!" "Those sandal wearing gold fish tenders..."

 

[whoknew]

Any interest in a "DVR Recommendations" thread as this goes on? My wife and I are gonna try to record our favorite 50 or so, was curious to get input from others.

Episode List

Personal favorites from the first two seasons:

Telltale Head

Life on the Fast Lane

Krusty Gets Busted

Dead Putting Society

Itchy and Scratchy and Marge

The Way We Was

Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment

Lisa's Substitute

Seasons 3-6. The first two season and seasons 7-9 have some good episodes here and there, but 3-6 are all nearly perfect IMO.

Sheesh. Seasons 3 through 8 are stacked.

If you have the world's smallest DVR, Last Exit to Springfield should be at the top of the list.

My favorite episode.

 

[Premier]

same episode

Interviewer #1: Champ, do you feel remorse for your crime?

Drederick Tatum: Oh, yes. Believe me, my god, if I could turn back the clock on my mother's stair-pushing, I would certainly, reconsider it.

Interviewer #2: Drederick, ah, what do you think of Homer Simpson?

Drederick Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.

Interviewer #3: Uh, you know, they do have a mother, Champ?

Drederick Tatum: Yes, but I would imagine that she would die of grief.

 

[Premier]

Any interest in a "DVR Recommendations" thread as this goes on? My wife and I are gonna try to record our favorite 50 or so, was curious to get input from others.

Episode List

Personal favorites from the first two seasons:

Telltale Head

Life on the Fast Lane

Krusty Gets Busted

Dead Putting Society

Itchy and Scratchy and Marge

The Way We Was

Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment

Lisa's Substitute

Seasons 3-6. The first two season and seasons 7-9 have some good episodes here and there, but 3-6 are all nearly perfect IMO.

Sheesh. Seasons 3 through 8 are stacked.

If you have the world's smallest DVR, Last Exit to Springfield should be at the top of the list.

My favorite episode.

From wiki:

Burns invites Homer to his office to try to reach an agreement, but Homer misconstrues Burns's sly innuendos hinting that he wants to bribe him off as sexual advances. Homer quickly gets to his feet, saying he does not go for those "back door shenanigans" and promptly leaves, a series of events which establishes the idea in Burns's mind that Homer is a good negotiator.

 

[heckmanm]

Bonjourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, ya cheese-eatin' surrender monkeys!

 

[The Noid]

Home Sweet Home-Diddily-Dum-Doodily is also a good one.

• Stupid babies need the most attention.
• Lousy houseplant, I'll teach you...
• Toilet paper hung in improper overhand fashion.
• Old painty-can Ned.

 

[Long Ball Larry]

Chief Wiggum:"Sure we'll help you. Just sit down and wait for Detective Like-I-Give-A-Damn!"

Homer: Oh, thank you!

Lisa: Uh, dad?

Homer: Shh, Daddy's waiting for the detective.

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

"The Japanese!" "Those sandal wearing gold fish tenders..."

(FBI agent outside the Swedish consulate)

"Damn those Peace Prize-giving fish smokers!"

 

[Long Ball Larry]

Wiggum: Uh, I hate to interrupt your fun, boys. But, I got a few complaints that your game is crooked.

Homer: And how!

Wiggum: Gee, I hate to close you down. Maybe we can reach a little uh, understanding here.

Homer: [monotone] I understand.

Bart: Um, hey dad, I.. I.. think he wants..

Homer: Not now, son. Daddy's talking to a policeman.

Wiggum: Let me put it this way. I'm looking for my friend, <Bill>. Have you seen any <Bills> around here?

Homer: No. . . he's Bart.

Wiggum: [frustrated] Listen carefully, and watch me wink as I speak, okay?

Homer: Okay.

Wiggum: The guy I'm really looking for [wink] is Mr. <Bribe>. [wink, wink]

Homer: [clueless] It's a Ring Toss game.

Wiggum: Alright, I'm shutting this game down.

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

Just squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time. Like that day I hit the referee with a whiskey bottle. Remember that, when daddy hit the referee?

 

[TobiasFunke]

Wiggum: Uh, I hate to interrupt your fun, boys. But, I got a few complaints that your game is crooked.

Homer: And how!

Wiggum: Gee, I hate to close you down. Maybe we can reach a little uh, understanding here.

Homer: [monotone] I understand.

Bart: Um, hey dad, I.. I.. think he wants..

Homer: Not now, son. Daddy's talking to a policeman.

Wiggum: Let me put it this way. I'm looking for my friend, <Bill>. Have you seen any <Bills> around here?

Homer: No. . . he's Bart.

Wiggum: [frustrated] Listen carefully, and watch me wink as I speak, okay?

Homer: Okay.

Wiggum: The guy I'm really looking for [wink] is Mr. <Bribe>. [wink, wink]

Homer: [clueless] It's a Ring Toss game.

Wiggum: Alright, I'm shutting this game down.

Homer: Carnies took over our house, you've gotta help us!

Chief Wiggum: Well well, look who it is, Mr. No Bribe. Sure, we'll help you, just sit down and wait for Detective Like I Give A Damn.

Homer: Thank you so much.

Lisa: Uh, Dad...

Homer: Honey, daddy's waiting for the detective.

 

[Ned Ryerson]

Wiggum: Uh, I hate to interrupt your fun, boys. But, I got a few complaints that your game is crooked.

Homer: And how!

Wiggum: Gee, I hate to close you down. Maybe we can reach a little uh, understanding here.

Homer: [monotone] I understand.

Bart: Um, hey dad, I.. I.. think he wants..

Homer: Not now, son. Daddy's talking to a policeman.

Wiggum: Let me put it this way. I'm looking for my friend, <Bill>. Have you seen any <Bills> around here?

Homer: No. . . he's Bart.

Wiggum: [frustrated] Listen carefully, and watch me wink as I speak, okay?

Homer: Okay.

Wiggum: The guy I'm really looking for [wink] is Mr. <Bribe>. [wink, wink]

Homer: [clueless] It's a Ring Toss game.

Wiggum: Alright, I'm shutting this game down.

Homer: Carnies took over our house, you've gotta help us!

Chief Wiggum: Well well, look who it is, Mr. No Bribe. Sure, we'll help you, just sit down and wait for Detective Like I Give A Damn.

Homer: Thank you so much.

Lisa: Uh, Dad...

Homer: Honey, daddy's waiting for the detective.

Reminds me of this great Wiggum bit-

http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=33nzwqt&s=5#.U_YHEfldV8F

 

[wazoo11]

Chief, you shot the captain of the high school basketball team!

Yeah, well he was turning into a monster.

 

[Joe Summer]

Wiggum: Uh, I hate to interrupt your fun, boys. But, I got a few complaints that your game is crooked.

Homer: And how!

Wiggum: Gee, I hate to close you down. Maybe we can reach a little uh, understanding here.

Homer: [monotone] I understand.

Bart: Um, hey dad, I.. I.. think he wants..

Homer: Not now, son. Daddy's talking to a policeman.

Wiggum: Let me put it this way. I'm looking for my friend, <Bill>. Have you seen any <Bills> around here?

Homer: No. . . he's Bart.

Wiggum: [frustrated] Listen carefully, and watch me wink as I speak, okay?

Homer: Okay.

Wiggum: The guy I'm really looking for [wink] is Mr. <Bribe>. [wink, wink]

Homer: [clueless] It's a Ring Toss game.

Wiggum: Alright, I'm shutting this game down.

Homer: Carnies took over our house, you've gotta help us!

Chief Wiggum: Well well, look who it is, Mr. No Bribe. Sure, we'll help you, just sit down and wait for Detective Like I Give A Damn.

Homer: Thank you so much.

Lisa: Uh, Dad...

Homer: Honey, daddy's waiting for the detective.

Reminds me of this great Wiggum bit-http://tinypic.com/player.php?v=33nzwqt&s=5#.U_YHEfldV8F

Uh.....I didn't need to see some guy holding his penis (in the "Videos You'll Also Enjoy" area).

 

[Disco Stu]

Did you know that disco record sales were up 400% for the year ending 1976? If those trends continue... ayyy!

 

[Insein]

Did you know that disco record sales were up 400% for the year ending 1976? If those trends continue... ayyy!

You know you're goldfish are dead.

 

[VA703]

wish I could just record all the tree house horror episodes

 

[Fennis]

Oooh, the Germans are mad at me. I'm so scared! Oooh, the Germans!

 

[jamny]

wish I could just record all the tree house horror episodes

why can't you?

 

[wadegarrett]

great stuff in here

ETA: and if you make it near Orlando be sure to hit up Universal's Simpsons ride...amazing

 

[The Noid]

wish I could just record all the tree house horror episodes

why can't you?

One of the Sunday "themed" marathons they will be running on FXX will be just the Tree House episodes, on whatever day they do this year's on Fox.

 

[VA703]

wish I could just record all the tree house horror episodes

why can't you?

One of the Sunday "themed" marathons they will be running on FXX will be just the Tree House episodes, on whatever day they do this year's on Fox.

good to know I need to grab those gems

 

[jamny]

wish I could just record all the tree house horror episodes

why can't you?

One of the Sunday "themed" marathons they will be running on FXX will be just the Tree House episodes, on whatever day they do this year's on Fox.

good to know I need to grab those gems

They are each included in this marathon. The first one is today at 5:30pm est

 

[VA703]

wish I could just record all the tree house horror episodes

why can't you?

One of the Sunday "themed" marathons they will be running on FXX will be just the Tree House episodes, on whatever day they do this year's on Fox.

good to know I need to grab those gems

They are each included in this marathon. The first one is today at 5:30pm est

I just went on my directv app and recorded them all.. no idea why I didn't think of it earlier

 

[Insein]

wish I could just record all the tree house horror episodes

why can't you?

One of the Sunday "themed" marathons they will be running on FXX will be just the Tree House episodes, on whatever day they do this year's on Fox.

good to know I need to grab those gems

They are each included in this marathon. The first one is today at 5:30pm est

Been so long since I saw that but I vividly remember Marge's disclaimer at the beginning. And the Raven. Its how I remembered it in school as a teen.

 

[Plorfu]

Chief Wiggum: Dispatch, this is Chief Wiggum, back in pursuit of the rebelling women.

Dispatch: All right, your current location?

Chief Wiggum: Oh, uh, I'm, er, I'm on a road. Uh, looks to be asphalt...oh, geez, trees, shrubs...er, I'm directly under the earth's sun...now!